Silly little boys with silly little toys - stevied
I have held off asking this question for ages, but cannot help myself. Why do people want to drive modified Clios/Saxos etc? I understand being young and I understand going fast, and I understand wanting to show off in a vain attempt to pull women... I am not that old myself! BUT WHY do they drive around town continually? WHY don't they go and drive fast on challenging roads that are fun? Some chavs MUST read this forum, please explain cos I don't get it!
AND my last point... what is good about having an exhaust that sounds as if it's blowing? Please help!
Silly little boys with silly little toys - TimW
AND my last point... what is good about having an exhaust
that sounds as if it's blowing? Please help!


Coz its phat innit

Silly little boys with silly little toys - stevied
Ah right, that explains it Tim! : ) Are you one of those chavs I have read about?
Phat indeed... I MUST be getting old. Although, when I was young I used to get the fastest car I could find and take it to Wales (Snowdonia) to drive. NOT drive round Nantwich (for that is where I live) making my tyres squeal on Kwik Save car park and doing doughnuts behind the video shop. I think there is some phallic problem here..
Silly little boys with silly little toys - chakaping
I was thinking this the other day, after seeing a TV doc about the cruise scene.

I can sort of understand the social and modding aspects, but I don't get why they pick such girly cars these days.

Surely the Saxo isn't the only car that youngsters can afford to insure?
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Gaz

Its not just boys, the other day I was doing 60 on a single carriage A road with this old Nova SRI 6 inches off my rear bumper, driven by a young woman with pig tails, She looked about 15 years old, maybe she was jealous of the Jag?

Gaz
Silly little boys with silly little toys - daveyjp
I saw a programme once about the youth of Campbeltown on the Mull of Kintyre - a dead end town if ever there was one! All the youngsters who couldn't driver longed for the day they were 17 and could eventually get in a car and leave the town centre to drive on some of the great roads around there. What actually happens is that they reach 17, pass their test, buy a Saxo and spend all night driving around the town centre rather than walking!
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Gaz


..I don't understand where they get their money from
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Ex-Moderator
>>Surely the Saxo isn't the only car that youngsters can afford to insure?

I believe that they come on finance wiht the insurance bundled in.
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Adam {P}
Has anyone tried to insure anything bigger than a Saxo at such a young age?!
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Silly little boys with silly little toys - MichaelR
Has anyone tried to insure anything bigger than a Saxo at
such a young age?!


Yes - Citroen Xantia and now Mondeo Ghia X.
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Adam {P}
You're speaking to the converted Mike - I don't like small cars any more than you do but 2 grand third party only was more than enough for one year.
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Silly little boys with silly little toys - cub leader
that they do but they then have to leave the car unmodified for a year as the free insurance does not cover the mods.
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Im a student ive got time!!!
Silly little boys with silly little toys - stevied
I DON'T understand the "modding" aspect... if they want to be individual, why do all their little buzzboxes look the same? And they all dress the same, their minging little chav klingon girlfriends all look the same... I wouldn't mind so much if they admitted this rather than pretending they're "like so individual innit". I will admit I am snobby enough to resent the fact that these little scrotes have enough money to buy AND modify relatively new cars and I work hard in a good job and couldn't do it! Oh well.. at least the ridiculous Estuary accent hasn't spread to the north just yet, but it is amusing to hear someone who lives in the depth of the Cheshire countryside talking like they're either Liam Gallager if they want to be a Manc, or a low-rent Robbie Williams (yes, I know.. they WANT to do this) if their allegiance is to the Midlands chav capital, Stoke on Trent... : )
RANT! Sorry....
Silly little boys with silly little toys - andyconda
**Adopts Michael Winner voice** CALM DOWN, DEAR!! I'm not a chav, and I don't drive a souped-up Clio or Saxo, but I can explain the reasons for chavs doing what they do.

>>Why do people want to drive modified Clios/Saxos etc?
Because the insurance is cheap, and both of these cars are easily modifiable. Some cars are more mod-friendly than others, and the Saxo is one of the best-served by aftermarket parts companies. The cars also happend to be good at what they do, as the sport model Clios and Saxos are both highly rated as drivers cars by the motoring press. Admittedly, many "chav" cars are just 1.1 base models, but the basic chassis design remains the same.

>>WHY do they drive around town continually? WHY don't they go and drive fast on challenging roads that are fun?
Because they want to be seen. I agree there are some fantastic roads out there, but these guys build their cars to impress their mates, so that means hanging out in densely-populated areas like McD's car park. Having said that, the Saxo owners club is recognised as one of the best in the country and regularly organises track days and cross-country road trips.

>>What is good about having an exhaust that sounds as if it's blowing?
It attracts attention, and it sounds more sporty!

>>Why do all their little buzzboxes look the same?
Far from seeking individuality, many teenagers have a "tribe" mentality, and like to align themselves with a group. This behaviour is not just confined to cars, it happens just as much with football fans or music fans or whatever.

I have to say that I find "chav" behaviour just as strange as you, stevied, but it's been going on for a long time! The cars may change, but people were doing exactly the same stuff to XR3s and Golf GTIs fifteen years ago.
Silly little boys with silly little toys - stevied
Ha! Cheers Michael Winner, that amused me...
Seriously, yeah I agree with you, but it's still sad isn't it? : ) I am glad I wasn't "many" teenagers... not saying I am cool, far from it, but I am glad I never felt pressured to be part of a tribe.... and I'm not posh either, before anyone has a go! I am just not a team player, to use a marketing word!
Do they realise that most of the people who see them out think "what a muppet" rather than "ooh he's cool"? I guess it's just something I'll never understand...
There is a lad in Nantwich, where I live, who is souping up a dark blue Peugeot 405, he is obviously skint as he has been doing it for over a year... he now has 3 bling alloys, and blue lights on his windows. He is an unfortunate looking individual,I hope his superfly Pug helps him pull!
Silly little boys with silly little toys - GrahamF1
Personally mate, I'd rather teenagers were into cars than breaking and entering, mugging old ladies, etc.

Incidentally, I've seen evidence of the trend being reversed. With some teenagers, the 'in' thing is now having everything exactly as standard.
Silly little boys with silly little toys - stevied
Good point Graham, and I do agree for the most part.. but the fact that they drive like idiots often negates the good points. No good not mugging people if you run them over is it?
Also, they are such sheep... I stopped in a pub car park the other day in Yorkshire, in my g/friends bright green but certainly not chavved up 106 (Key Largo for the conoisseurs amongst you!). Some retards in a Punto with blacked out windows and a 206 with a jacked up rear end questioned my sexuality across the car park... I said the fact that I was confident enough to drive about in a green 106 spoke volumes for my prowess.. I would love to say they backed off, or congratulated me on my wisdom, but they just muttered something about me not being phat or fly and kevved off revving their 1.2 engines to da max. : )
Incidentally, I normally drive a Skoda Superb tdi and I love it, it's a cool Q-car... thinking of putting on some 20' wheels with spinners though. WHat d'ya think?
Silly little boys with silly little toys - TimW
Personally mate, I'd rather teenagers were into cars than breaking and
entering, mugging old ladies, etc.



How do you think they pay for it all????
Silly little boys with silly little toys - blue_haddock
How do you think they pay for it all????

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Most of the ones round stoke seem to work at macdonalds
Silly little boys with silly little toys - TimW
Same here although I use the term 'work' loosely.
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Roberson
Incidentally, I've seen evidence of the trend being reversed. With some
teenagers, the 'in' thing is now having everything exactly as standard.


Really? If this is the case, i'm well cool :-0

While others my age were trying to stuff the biggest alloys on their car, I was trying to keep mine as VW intended, which included the removal of non - genuine mud flaps etc.

But I've always thought I was old before my time (or just plain square), reading practical classics and all that.

Now, where's my pipe and slippers
Silly little boys with silly little toys - teabelly
There are lots round me. I'm not surprised as I have a Stoke On Trent postcode :-) Worst specimen is some old shaped punto in hearing aid beige that someone added pinkish body work to. The whole car is a comedy effort. There are lots of other vehicles around with the same comedy effect body kits. Some are so low and so oversized in the wheel department that they have trouble getting them into car parks as the 1/2 inch high dropped kerb nearly beaches them.... I swear the exhausts scrape on the painted lines too...
teabelly
Silly little boys with silly little toys - blue_haddock
Have you ever had the pleasure of visiting Festival Park on a friday night? It is a good nights entertainment going down and laughing at their chav chariots!
Silly little boys with silly little toys - ihpj
I personally don't mind these 'kids' working, sorry my bad: 'modding' their cars - what irks me are those people who drive perfectly delightful BMWs and Mercs etc. and insist on putting 'Lexus Style' tail lights on them...I mean what? If you want Lexus rear lights then go buy a Lexus - why oh why do you insist on vandalising such a lovely car?

I don't get those folks :P

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Silly little boys with silly little toys - stevied
I guess if you have bought a car thinking it's a prestige brand, and then it turns out there are seemingly more of them on the roads than Focii, then you will want to individualise it. The sensible thing to do is to buy something else in the first place, but I suppose that they ARE nice cars. There might well be a lot of BMW 3 series coupés about, but they're still nice..
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Ex-Moderator
Watch the language people, and keep it motoring.
Silly little boys with silly little toys - stevied
Who took my language comment away? : ) Seriously, Mark, I was only asking a question... I didn't see any bad language, and I certainly didn't use any. And it is all about motoring, IMHO...

Silly little boys with silly little toys - Ex-Moderator
No, you didn't use any bad language that I specifically recall. Yes it is mostly all about motoring.

However, I deleted a chunk of rubbish which did contain bad language and was not about Motoring. The annoying part, other than having to do it in the first place, is that it probably blew away some interesting stuff at the same time just because a couple of immature saddos cannot with without resorting to bad language.

Having deleted it, I then posted a request asking people to be careful and thoughtful.

If you were one of the offendors, then grow up or go away. If you were one of the unfortunates who lost an interesting note - sorry.
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Glaikit Wee Scunner {P}
In the 60's and early 70's I use to watch the saloon car racing at Ingliston , near Edinburgh.
The sight of (the recently late) Gerry Marshall in his Firenza, Bill Dryden ditto, Andy Barton in a Mini and husband and wife Graham and Jenny Birrell in their Escorts was soul stirring.
Even when they trickled out of the pits the noise and vibration was tremendous.
Had a great urge to fit bucket seats, little Mountney steering wheel and a noisy Peco exhaust.
I am sure things do not change for todays kids.
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I wasna fu but just had plenty.
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Obsolete
Oh dear. I tried Babelfish but no luck. 'street'/'yoof' to 'English' is not an option. I think I know "chav" but what do "minging" and "Coz its phat innit" mean? At this rate I'll soon be unable to understand English like wot she is spoke.

Someone has explained why they mod a Saxa or a Nova rather than a Jaguar XJS (insurance), but no-one has explained why they want to add mods to a car in order to make it look completely laughable. But then again, I never understood those weird baggy trousers with chains on, trainers that come with a mortgage, baseball caps etc.

Anyone seen my slippers?

Leif
Silly little boys with silly little toys - borasport20
come, come gentlemen.

We have all in our earlier years done/eaten/drunk/driven/dated something that we would now consider to be utterly tasteless/stupid/irresponsible/antisocial and hopefully we are all all the better for it, or at least 'over it'

leif
www.peevish.co.uk/slang/
I don't know if you heard the newsquiz (R4) last week, but there was a clip of a Radio4 journalist sent out to ask the 'yoof of today' what they thought about the ban on 'hoodies'. Half of them, I couldn't tell what they were saying, and the other half, they weren't talking sense !


Silly little boys with silly little toys - Big Bad Dave
I think you?re being too harsh on them.

It may have been Clarkson or Quentin Wilson who made the point that these lads spend huge chunks of small incomes modifying these cars and as such, wouldn?t dream of doing anything that might break them or involve the police. I mean the genuine enthusiast "modder" not the idiot boy racers.

I think it?s the motoring equivalent of stone-cladding your council house but I?m sure all the teenage girls are impressed and that?s what it?s all about surely.

You never know, today?s "modders" maybe tomorrow?s "backroomers"
Silly little boys with silly little toys - borasport20
You never know, today?s "modders" maybe tomorrow?s "backroomers"


Indeed ! - nearly thirty years ago, I was fitting whiplash aerails, tinting the windows with paint-on tint, adding extra rear lights,... and look where it got me !

Silly little boys with silly little toys - No Do$h
>> You never know, today?s "modders" maybe tomorrow?s "backroomers"
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Indeed ! - nearly thirty years ago, I was fitting whiplash
aerails, tinting the windows with paint-on tint, adding extra rear lights,...
and look where it got me !


You're barred.

;oP




No Do$h - Alfa-driving Backroom Moderator
mailto:moderators@honestjohn.co.uk
Silly little boys with silly little toys - borasport20
That's unfair !

I had to scrape the blue window tint off with a razor blade because I made such a bad job of it, the rear lights filled with water every tiime it rained, and the aerial didn't make any difference because the two matches keeping the radio power leads in the 2-pin parking light socket kept falling out.

ban me for buying a Yugo 45, yes, but not this



Silly little boys with silly little toys - Big Bad Dave
When I was 17 I was tinkering with Tamya radio-controlled models. I can assure you, that does not get you laid.
Silly little boys with silly little toys - madf
whne I was 17 and had passed my test I could not afford a new or secondhand Mini - all the rage at the time as the cheapest was >£100 and would be very rusty. iirc I bought an Austin A30 and added a secondhand Peco big bore exhaust. Sounded great.

I can see why youth today mod cars as they want to stand out from the crowd and for some it gives great pleasure and some mechanical and body working skills.

As for Lexus lights, each to their own taste. After all BMW have dropped Bangle for the new 7 series - the last one made a modded Saxo look a work of art by comparison...:-)

madf


Silly little boys with silly little toys - keo-the-dog
when iwas 17 or there abouts it was illegal cb radios that were the in thing and honestly i had many (well a couple) encounters with the young ladies thanks to having a good rig and install complete with tx lights on the end of the aerial...cheers...keo.
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Adam {P}
>>and look where it got me !<<

The best neighbourhood in town!
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Silly little boys with silly little toys - frazerjp
When i was at the age before i can drive, i used to buy 'Redline magazine' every month but when i started driving i stopped all that because modifying a car puts a strain on the insurance!!!!

Never thought about it since!
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Silly little boys with silly little toys - WhiteTruckMan
When i was at the age before i can drive, i
used to buy 'Redline magazine' every month


Was that for people who used to paint red lines down the side of their cars?

WTM

(ducks and exits fast)
Silly little boys with silly little toys - BobbyG
I used to read my cousin's magazines, was it a title called Street machine? Full of customised cars but these were real customised cars!
Silly little boys with silly little toys - WhiteTruckMan
I used to read my cousin's magazines, was it a title
called Street machine? Full of customised cars but these were real
customised cars!


I've seen these magazines! some people spend so much money on these cars that they cant afford to buy clothes for their girlfriends in the pictures. And some of the poor things look like they havnt had a decent fry up in years!

WTM
Silly little boys with silly little toys - blue_haddock
The only one that was worth reading was Car and Car Conversion.
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Pete M
I'm sure it was Car and Car Conversions. Isnt Car Conversion an old term for stealing it, or a slightly less serious offence?
Over here in New Zealand, we have no compulsory insurance, so the equivalent to chavs, here known as 'boy racers' usually have something Japanese, and there are no restrictions on horsepower. So Nissan Skylines, Subaru Imprezas, Mazda RX-7s, all usually with turbocharger and loud exhaust, wagon-wheel size alloy wheels and go-faster stickers are what keep the NZ Police Traffic Safety Service amused on Friday and Saturday nights.
The police here do have the right to impound cars for a number of offences, though, and exercise that right regularly. They can also ban cars outright (trailer it home) or slightly less seriously (drive it home) until they pass a safety check (MOT).
Our boy racers probably act much the same as your chavs, but with at least twice the horsepower, the consequences are much more often fatal. This accounts for our more draconian approach.
Silly little boys with silly little toys - MichaelR
No compulsory insurance? Thats crazy, what happens if somebody without insurance hits you? Tough luck?
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Altea Ego
Why In town? To be seen. I can still recall the day, back in '73 when I looked to my right and saw the reflection of my youthfull expression, arm nochalantly leaning of the wound down window, and full profile of the gleaming white capri (black vynil roof and black coachlines) in the shop window as I sat at the lights.

It looked good, cool, the girls turned their heads I had arrived. Life was starting here.


And why doughnuts in carparks? I learned car control in carparks, how to hang out the rear end on dry, wet, ice and snow, what understeer, whats oversteer. Far better to try and kill yourself at low speed in the car park than high speed on the road.
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Adam {P}
>>back in '73<<

I'm not even going to take the opportunity even though it's been handed to me on a plate ;-)

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Silly little boys with silly little toys - Round The Bend
If the Saxo/106 are now cool - how long before it spreads to the Micra? The wife's 99 Micra is up for sale next month. Should I fit blue lights to attract the chavs?

Silly little boys with silly little toys - Adam {P}
I'm all for individuality - even though the most I'd ever do is probably alloys but I saw a travesty before. On the way home, a Mark II Golf with silly light brows, side skirts and a spoiler and blue tinted tail lights!!!

Should be locked up.
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Silly little boys with silly little toys - Big Bad Dave
I think it?s a real shame that hydraulic thing from the States hasn?t caught on over here. Rappers in Oldsmobiles cruising on three wheels or bouncing up and down at the lights. Fantastic! Wouldn?t you love to see a few Saxos doing that?
Silly little boys with silly little toys - Altea Ego
Have you ever thought how high a saxo would leap in the air if you fitted the hydraulic rams from an olds' ?

Daily Star: Citroen Saxo spotted on the moon
Silly little boys with silly little toys - mjm
Adski, no doubt Espada will let me know if I am wrong but when the Miura was launched, the publicity shots I saw had the car fitted with eyelashes!
Silly little boys with silly little toys - andyconda
>>How long before it spreads to the Micras? should I fit blue lights to attract the chavs?

Micras are popular already, in an ironic way. I saw a whole load of spoilered-up Micras at a Japanese "Run What You Brung" event last year.

www.micra.org.uk
Silly little boys with silly little toys - mike hannon
Thanks all for the most smiles per thread in months!
And special thanks to stevied for saving me the effort of typing everything i felt like saying...
Silly little boys with silly little toys - PhilW
You all may be aware of this site, but if you want plenty of examples of really badly modified cars have a look at
www.barryboys.co.uk/mx/
Hope it's OK to post link - I don't think its too much of a rival to HJ - too painful on the eyes!!
Silly little boys with silly little toys - IanW1977
Intresting points !
Mind you I couldn't afford a car until I was 20.
But Since then I've always had mildly modded cars.
I mean yeah there are some awful cars out there and it seems the youth have more money than sense.

Personally I prefer to replace the exhaust, brakes etc with uprated once once the standard ones have given up always have done.

I think as you get older you realise what a waste of money it is and settle down.

The Internet has also played a huge part in modding - And most serious modders despise the max power maxazine and car culture.