Have a look at some of these:
www.topgear.com/content/fun_stuff/carbage/0/
The thing that always makes me laugh, is that for the same amount of money as these boys spend making their cars look stupid, they could probably buy a very decent motor. Saw a programme about a 'modder' as they're called and he'd spent £30k on his Saxo (not including the purchase price)!!!
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Call me chavvy but I think this aint bad
www.topgear.com/content/fun_stuff/carbage/carbages.../
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you're havin' a turkish right RF?
That looks like a sad version of the A-Team van.
CF
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I'm glad we didn't do stupid things like that in my day!
Jacked up rear suspension, sidewinder exhaust, bonnet bulge, whip aerial, etc...
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I like the A - team van.
Question? wht dod they never get stopped and caught in a van that distinctive?
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And when Starksy and Hutch were doing "covert observation" in the white stripe Torino, why were they never spotted?
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I think that Espace is nice....
now look at this A-Team Van...
hehe
www.topgear.com/content/fun_stuff/carbage/carbages.../
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RF - you're chavvy.
Glad to oblige... ;-)
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RF - you're chavvy. Glad to oblige... ;-)
Agreed, RF you are chavvy, can't wait to see the Laguna, sewer pipe exhaust, blue lights on the washer jets, next time I am in Woodham!
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They're right you know, RF - definitely somewhat Chavvy - and a little slow.
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I've a sneaking suspicion that one of those is actually NW's car.
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I've a sneaking suspicion that one of those is actually NW's car. ;-)
Not quite -- the only embellishment on my cars has been rust. (Apart from the vinyl roof on my Allegro: just about the only bit of the car that wasn't completely wrecked).
But I wouldn't mind this one: www.topgear.com/content/fun_stuff/carbage/carbages.../
I think it's rather cute.
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>>I think it's rather cute.
Ok, you've moved to the Dark Side now. That car is sad.
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But I wouldn't mind this one: www.topgear.com/content/fun_stuff/carbage/carbages.../
>>I think it's rather cute.
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>> But I wouldn't mind this one: >> www.topgear.com/content/fun_stuff/carbage/carbages.../ >> >> I think it's rather cute.
< THUNK > - - - Noise of chin hitting desk...
Oh NW! what have you done? Its not even been done well.....
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< THUNK > - - - Noise of chin hitting desk... Oh NW! what have you done? Its not even been done well.....
That's one of the things I like about it. The immaculately-polished box on wheels doesn't appeal much to me: this has some of the rough-and-ready charm of the hippy-style hand-painted-while-under-the-influence VW Kombi.
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Look guys, you can take the boy out of the east end, but you cant take the east end out of the boy!
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Wish I'd never started this thread... there's some pretty weird fetishes amongst this forum's readers!!
A stripey car for gods sake!!!
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A stripey car for gods sake!!!
OK, I will admit that a Polo Harlequin might be an acceptable alternative.
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I think this one is great:
www.topgear.com/content/fun_stuff/carbage/carbages.../
Touring car spoiler, 6 (count 'em!) exhausts... and rear drum brakes...
Nice.
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Is it me or does the BTCC spoiler have a distinct list to the port side?
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Spent more time than I should have done looking through the Carbage pics last night.
It struck me that some cars deserve a Carbage place even in the condition they left the factory, before any boy racers could get near them!
My nominations are:
Morgan Aero 8: Worst possible mix of retro and modern.
MG SV supercar: Supercar that looks like an early 90's coupe given the full boy racer treatment.
Cheers, Sofa Spud
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I always find it amusing when people put spoilers on front wheel drive cars.
"Yeah, guv, it's to help it stick to the road, innit?"
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Have a look at some of these: www.topgear.com/content/fun_stuff/carbage/0/ The thing that always makes me laugh, is that for the same amount of money as these boys spend making their cars look stupid, they could probably buy a very decent motor. Saw a programme about a 'modder' as they're called and he'd spent £30k on his Saxo (not including the purchase price)!!!
If this is the (late night satellite) programme I saw, they said the car was 'worth' £30,000! And the owner was only 19. Where does a 19 yr old get £30k?
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