Highway code amendments

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Wed 2 Feb 2005 11:53
Highway code amendments - patently
Urgent reading for all drivers - see:

www.selfmadejournalist.com/newhighwaycode.htm
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Wed 2 Feb 2005 12:04
Highway code amendments - AR-CoolC
LOL

It turns out I've had it right all along.... Good on me.
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Wed 2 Feb 2005 13:09
Highway code amendments - Stuartli
I was sent that particular link by one of the offspring at 9.44am...:-)
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What\'s for you won\'t pass you by
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Wed 2 Feb 2005 13:17
Highway code amendments - patently
In case anyone is wondering, I am not Stuartli's offspring.

Just thought I'd clarify that.

;-)
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Wed 2 Feb 2005 17:48
Highway code amendments - Stuartli
>>In case anyone is wondering>>

Can't see why such a thought would have entered anybody's mind...:-)


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Wed 2 Feb 2005 16:26
Highway code amendments - Clanger
Apart from the spelling mistakes, exquisite.

ROFL
Hawkeye
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Stranger in a strange land
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Wed 2 Feb 2005 17:00
Highway code amendments - keo-the-dog
i like the bits about roundabouts he must be bristolian...cheers...keo
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Wed 2 Feb 2005 17:44
Highway code amendments - efad
At least if it WAS like this more people would be getting it right
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Wed 2 Feb 2005 19:38
Highway code amendments - Pugugly {P}
At least BMWs don't feature.
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Wed 2 Feb 2005 22:59
Highway code amendments - Badger
"67. When the road gets narrow enough to make it impossible for following cars to overtake you, you MUST stop peddling"

Does this apply to onion sellers and ice-cream tricycles? Or is it a new anti-drugs initiative?
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Thu 3 Feb 2005 07:18
Highway code amendments - L'escargot
I like this one!

94 Front fog lights may be used
To demonstrate to other drivers that you are not driving the poverty spec version of your car
If you think they look cool
If you find using the fog light switch exciting
If you can't be bothered to replace that dead headlight bulb
If you've fitted green sidelight bulbs which other road users would not be able to see if you used your headlights.

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L\'escargot by name, but not by nature.
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Thu 3 Feb 2005 09:44
Highway code amendments - patently
At least BMWs don't feature.


Or small extensions to the front door areas of houses.
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