Basic maintenance knowledge - In Theory
While paying for my petrol yesterday, the lady at the till asked me to help someone who was having trouble with the air pump (the attendant was alone at the time and could not leave the till). I walked around to the air pump to find an exasperated woman struggling with the machine: she had managed to deflate both front tires while trying to inflate them. In twenty years of driving, she said, she had never added air to a tire and had no idea how to do so. Who knows what possessed her to give it a go yesterday, but it made me think about the very basic things one should know about a car before getting a license. I know there has been some plan to add a basic maintenance component to the driving test and I seem to recall some discusison about it on this forum. Let me propose something. As part of the driving test, applicants will be taken into a garage with a row of test vehicles, all of which are low in various fluids and have under or over inflated tires. Applicants will be handed latex gloves and a hair covering of some sort. They must then figure out how to open the bonnet, check and top up fluid levels, check air and inflate/deflate tires as necessary. Feel free to add to this list, since my point is simply that the practical licensing test is not practical enough. Am I being grossly unfair or unreasonably demanding? I guess I could have told the lady to phone the AA, rather than ponder with disbelief that a driver of twenty years standing can't inflate a tire.
Basic maintenance knowledge - commerdriver
Probably not as uncommon as you think
When my father died 5 years ago I had to show my mother who had been driving for nearly 40 years how to put petrol in the car. Dad had always filled it at weekends and made sure there was enough in the car if she was going anywhere on her own.
Even now she wouldnt know what to do about an underinflated tyre or whatever, that's what garages and the AA are for. (She does run fairly new cars and any family members visiting her do check the car out or is that just encouraging her?)
Basic maintenance knowledge - P 2501
The new test does address some of these problems.You are now expected to be able to correctly use the engine oil dipstick,locate other major underbonnet components such as the battery,powersteering reservoir etc and show that you know how to check their levels.

I agree it is appalling just how little some people actually know about basic maintenance. I wouldn't mind if it was just there car they were damaging, but alot of this is safety related so something should be done.
Basic maintenance knowledge - patently
None of the women on Mrs P's side of my extended family have ever fuelled a car/refilled any fluid/checked a tyre etc, to my knowledge. But this is probably due to the quality of them men that they married ;-) which has meant they have never had to.

[tic] Oddly, they think housework is different and should be a shared task [/tic]

Would it be compulsory to wear the hairnet? I find that they really do not suit me!
Basic maintenance knowledge - Stuartli
Wouldn't you prefer the trousers?

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Basic maintenance knowledge - daveyjp
Similar to a colleague on Friday. Just walking to my car and heard someone calling me. Went over to her and the rear nearside tyre was totally flat. From experience deflations like this are usually due to a puncture or lack of checking of pressures, pumping the tyre up enables you to hear air escaping. We have a tyre fitter near work so if I could get it inflated there would be enough air to get it there and it's easier to blow up a tyre than change a wheel!!

The spare wheel was also looking rather flat! Asked her for a pump - she didn't have one. Went to get my car which comes with an electric pump as standard - within 2 minutes the tyre was inflated, I could hear no air escaping so we drove to the tyre fitter. Wheel off and in the middle of the tread was a screw - 15 minutes and £12 later tyre sorted and she's on her way home.

She was all up for calling the AA to change the wheel.
Basic maintenance knowledge - Altea Ego
Nicolle weighs less than 9 stone wringing wet, and is 5'5". There is no way she could get the wheel bolts off, lift a 17" wheel from the depths of the goona boot and change a puncture. So whats the point in teaching her?.
Basic maintenance knowledge - Happy Blue!
She sounds very nice wringing wet - what's her phone number? ;-)

But seriously - you are right to an extent, but maybe, she should learn on a car with smaller wheels just so she knows what to do.

You never know, she may end up with a 15 stone non-driving girlfriend (very PC) who can do the physical stuff while Nicole directs......


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Basic maintenance knowledge - P 2501
I probably would encourage a woman to call the AA to change a wheel. As RF says most probably couldnt get the wheel bolts off.
and i definatley wouldn't trust my missus with a jacked up car.
Basic maintenance knowledge - In Theory
> Would it be compulsory to wear the hairnet? I find that they really do not suit me!

Absolutely. The DVLA can't allow a lot of loose hairs falling into their lovely test motors.
Basic maintenance knowledge - GrahamF1
If anyone lacks the physical capacity to get the wheel nuts off (most tyre fitters over-tighten IMO, and the standard wrench supplied with most cars isn't exactly long), then may I suggest an inexpensive tool they might consider carrying in their boot?

A 3-foot breaker bar, with the appropriate socket pre-fitted.

Back to over-tightening: try looking up the specified torque for your wheel nuts in the Haynes manual and tightening to spec using a torque wrench. You'll be surprised - it is unlikely to be anywhere near as tight as you'd expect.
Basic maintenance knowledge - trancer
"A 3-foot breaker bar, with the appropriate socket pre-fitted."

Electric impact wrenches that plug into cigarette lighters don't cost too much and are far less likely to get you thrown in jail for possessing an offensive weapon. 8-)
Basic maintenance knowledge - NowWheels
Electric impact wrenches that plug into cigarette lighters don't cost too
much and are far less likely to get you thrown in
jail for possessing an offensive weapon. 8-)


Quick piece of advice: don't give her one of those gadgets as a christmas present. At least not if you want your christmas dinner!
Basic maintenance knowledge - trancer
"Nicolle weighs less than 9 stone wringing wet, and is 5'5". There is no way she could get the wheel bolts off, lift a 17" wheel from the depths of the goona boot and change a puncture. So whats the point in teaching her?."

It wouldn't hurt to let her have a try, she just might surprise you. I was changing tyres on my dads's car (under his watchful eye) when I was 8 or 9 years old. I had to jump on the wheel brace to break the nuts loose and the tired old scissors jack wasn't the easiest thing to use, but I got there in the end.
Basic maintenance knowledge - GrahamF1
Once caught a woman in the car park at work jumping on a wheel brace to break the nuts loose with that corner of the car already raised on the jack.

Quietly suggested that it might be safer if she did that with the car on all four wheels...
Basic maintenance knowledge - cub leader
just a quick point as my name suggesstsim a cub scout leader and every so often we do basic car maintenance with them. My 8 year old cubs can take a wheel of a car with minimal assisstance. they tend to kick at the wheel brace to start with. Usually ends up being my car they practice on though!!!!
Basic maintenance knowledge - commerdriver
Presumably now you've changed your car they will have to use someone else's
Basic maintenance knowledge - NowWheels
None of the women on Mrs P's side of my extended
family have ever fuelled a car/refilled any fluid/checked a tyre etc,
to my knowledge.


Why keep a dog and bark yourself? ;-)
But this is probably due to the quality of the men that they
married ;-) which has meant they have never had to.


Well, at least they found something useful that the men could do ...

;-)
Basic maintenance knowledge - patently
Sounds like Nicolle would dwarf Mrs P. I've just spent a few amusing moments imagining her lifting the X5's spare wheeel out of the recess in the boot. Ah.... :-)

NoWheels, your comments work both ways, btw!

Back in the days when Mrs P had a little Clio I did show her how to change a wheel, just in case. I think she has forgotten by now.

We all have our specialist areas, though. BR members are likely to be happy changing a wheel in suitable conditions, but someone who is not mechanically minded and sufficiently fit & able could get themselves into trouble. Should we give them a false sense of confidence? After changing a small wheel in the nice tidy car park of the test centre, how will they fare changing a large heavy offside wheel on the hard shoulder in the dark? Probably better to let them call the AA/etc.

Over the years, I have changed several wheels, but always after thought as to the circumstances. Once, I did call out the recovery service; I was on the muddy verge of a busy road, in the pitch dark winter rush hour, in heavy rain. Naturally, it was the offside wheel that had punctured, and badly. There was nowhere else to go; this was the best site that I could limp to and any further would have meant running on the rim. So even though I was about 2 miles from home, I called for help.

Of course, he could park behind me and offset, so creating a cocoon of safety in which to work. If I had tried, I would probably have lost a leg or two.
Basic maintenance knowledge - Imagos
Disagree wiyh the show and tell bit in driving test, you cannot force someone to be technically minded when they are not.
Basic maintenance knowledge - Garethj
I don't think basic checks are only for the technically minded, anybody can look into their glass in the pub and say if it's a full measure or not, just the same as brake fluid (or was it antifreeze for the Austrian wine?)

Veering gently back on topic, you should be able to find the oil dipstick and filler, screenwash, brake fluid and power steering levels and check them. You should also know what all the warning lights mean on the dashboard of your own car (it's the foglamp warning light, NOT the heated rear window....) You should also be able to check tyre pressures, changing a wheel isn't necessary but you should know that you can drive on a flat to get you somewhere safe not just abandon the car on a blind bend.

Anything else?
Basic maintenance knowledge - Stargazer {P}
Despite not being the most practically minded (she is trained as a theoretical physicist) Mrs StarGazer is fiercely independent as regards cars.

At 5'2" Mrs StarGazer will check the wheel nuts after the car has been brought back from the garage, I will release any wheelnuts that are too tight (garage air powered wrench) and she will tighten them all up with the supplied wrench so that she can undo them later.

With a new car she always does a check to make sure of the jack location and proper mode of use. She can easily manage the space saver tyre (spit) on the Volvo, but could just about manage the full sized steel spare on the Subaru (16" wheels) as well.

I know that she wont call me from the middle of nowhere which is just as well as we only have a single car and wouldnt be able to get to her anyway.

Even if it is not part of the driving test, perhaps this type of training should be a mandatory part of education, either through a first driving lesson or even school general education.

StarGazer
Basic maintenance knowledge - john deacon
Re "you cannot force someone to be technically minded when they are not", if they dont know the essentials of how to tell if a car is safe (eg check brake fluid level), or cannot top up washr bottle or change a tyre, in my view they should not be on the road, I could change a wheel at the age of 6, granted it takes special technique when you have little strength but its possible

Also agree tyre fitters tend to over tighten, mostly undo and replace with nuts greased after new tyres, although i confess last time i didnt bother, if a few of us started asking the fast fit places to grease the nuts youd be surprized how quickly market forces could improce this

Once had to stop a young lad taking the radiator cap off a hot engine "to check the water level", no doubt he would have spent a few weeks in the burns unit if I had not been there, really people should know this stuff


Basic maintenance knowledge - Stargazer {P}
Never grease a nut or bolt that has a specified torque (as do wheel nults/bolts). The torque rating is usually for a 'dry' fit. Greasing will reduce friction and you end up increasing the amount of torque you can apply when tightening up the bolt.

StarGazer
Basic maintenance knowledge - john deacon
really ? i'd have thought a light clean of the nut with grease made sense

the number of times ive seen wheel nuts corroded into place, surely a little bit of grease would have prevented this ?
Basic maintenance knowledge - NeilB
I'm surprised at the lack of knowledge with some of my mates. One of them drives a diesel and ran the tank dry, and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't start up despite putting some more fuel in. When I said if he had bled the system to get all the air out with the pump, he looked at me as if I was talking in double Dutch.

Some of them can't even locate the recommended tyre pressures for their car. It really does worry me at times.
Basic maintenance knowledge - john deacon
just checked and "Molybdenum disulphide grease, high mechanical stress and high temperature resistant" is recommended for wheel nuts

thought as much
Basic maintenance knowledge - Number_Cruncher
Hi Stargazer,

I think you are on the right lines by advising caution in the use of grease or oil in this case. Most threaded fasteners on cars are given a torque specification which is for the nut and bolt to be dry.

As you apply torque, via the pitch angle of the thread, you put tension in the shank of the fastener. As you are working against the friction of the nut or bolt head against its shoulder, and the friction in the thread, the amount of tension you put into the shank can vary. Small changes in the coefficient of friction can have large changes in the shank tension.

By lubricating a fastener which is specified to be torqued 'dry', you run the risk of overtensioning the shank of the fastener, and / or overstressing the threads. People usually get away with this on wheel bolts because they are overdesigned to allow for frequent dismounting and misuse. Manufacturer's specification for wheel mounting should be followed.

If you torque tighten a number of dry fasteners, you get a statistical variation in fastener tension. If you then lubricate some more fasteners and perform the experiment again, you get increased tension *and* much less statistical variation in the tension.

The fact that most automotive fasteners are specified with a dry torque value indicates that, in general, the fastener tensioning on most car parts is not hyper-critical. Getting the tension in the shank is the aim of fastener tightening, for those fasteners which are more critical, there are more precise methods, including;

angle tightening

hydraulic tightening - the fastener is stretched to tension, and the nut is run up against its stop

indicated tightening - where, for example, a washer crushes and releases dye at the approporiate pre-load

monitored tightening - where strain gauges on the shank are used to indicate tension

monitored torque tightening, where the torque against angle curve is produced by the tightening machine, and used to provide a tightening criterion

I suspect that in your experience with precision physics and astronomy kit you will have met more stringent fastener tightening procedures than will be found on motor cars.

number_cruncher
Basic maintenance knowledge - Stargazer {P}
Number Crusher and John Deacon.

I have seen a hub stud stretched by over enthusiastic application of a large spanner to a wheel nut. This was during a car maintenance session specifically for youngsters. The recommendation was for no grease and only ever use the correct sized spanner for the nut (length of handle is designed that a user should not be able to apply too much torque for the size of bolt). This was in the late 70s when standard practice was to swap wheels around every few months so rusting not a problem.

Yes, I use very high spec stuff at work but by simply following the rules and using correct grade of bolts and correct sized allen keys it is not a problem. I have come across hydralic tightning...875mm diameter bolts to hold the 30tonne mirror cell of a telescope in place, done up by hand to a stop then hydralic oil pumped in to tighten everything up.

On Molybdenum Disulphide grease. I use this as a replacement bearing grease for electric motors that have to operate down to -200degC....you have to be careful as it loses its dynamic lubrication properties if exposed to water vapour. I guess that
the static case of a wheel nut is not so critical but it wouldnt be my choice of grease.

Think I'll stick to dry assembly and checking wheel nuts are not over-tightened.

StarGazer
Basic maintenance knowledge - Stargazer {P}
correct sized allen keys it is not a problem. I have
come across hydralic tightning...875mm diameter bolts to hold the 30tonne mirror



Oops, should be 75mm diameter NOT 875mm!
Basic maintenance knowledge - Stuartli
I have always been given to understand that wheel nuts should never be greased - moreover I've never come across a rusty thread or nut presumably because they are galvanised.

Part of the problem with garage mechanics/tyre fitters has been the use of those large wheel nut removers with four different nut sockets on them (bit like two Xs joined at right angles).

Because the fitter uses both hands on the frame to tighten the nuts (in contrast to the normal wheel brace) it often proves almost impossible for many people to remove the wheel nuts later on when necessary.

Extending the normal wheel brace with a larger length of pipe tube can usually create the addtional force required to turn them.
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Basic maintenance knowledge - Andrew-T
When replacing wheels I copperslip the bolt threads and leave the cones dry but wiped clean.
Basic maintenance knowledge - Garethj
>>Once had to stop a young lad taking the radiator cap off a hot engine "to check the water level", no doubt he would have spent a few weeks in the burns unit if I had not been there, really people should know this stuff

Yes, I hope you told him to go and buy an air cooled car straight away and save this trouble in future!
Basic maintenance knowledge - john deacon
various tyre maker web sites also say you should lightly grease the wheel nuts
Basic maintenance knowledge - IanJohnson
I would be very wary of greasing wheel nuts. Back in my training days (I.Mech.E MPDS scheme) at BREL in York we discovered - by stretching bolts of up to M24, that there are different recomended torque figures depending upon the finish of the bolt (i.e. EZP/ECP etc) never mind them being greased!

I work on the principle that if SWMBO could get the nuts off, and the spare out of the boot, I would have no confidence in her getting the nuts on the right way round or tight enough never mind inflating the space saver to the right pressure (and not putting it on the front) hence the standing instruction to call the RAC
Basic maintenance knowledge - Number_Cruncher
>Back in my training days (I.Mech.E MPDS scheme) at BREL

You may then be familiar with the components that made me swot up a bit about bolt tightening. I worked on a project looking at improving the brake hanger bracket to bogie joint on BX1 bogies.# This is one joint which when designed, the designers didn't realise how critical the mounting and tightening procedure was!

number_cruncher

# Not one of your designs I hope!
Basic maintenance knowledge - NowWheels

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Womens lib stuff removed. DD.
Basic maintenance knowledge - BrianW
A couple of months ago I saw someone driving on a flat tyre.
Goodness knows how far he'd come, but the tyre was so overheated it was giving off clouds of smoke.
It was the front offside and from the way he was driving he knew it had gone, but I couldn't really believe what I was seeing!
Basic maintenance knowledge - Duchess
Before I was allowed to apply for my provisional licence, my Dad insisted on me learning some of the basics of car maintenance: changing wheels, checking and filling fluids, changing oil, etc.

It was probably to avoid the potential of having two mechanically incompetent females in the house (to this day, my mum doesn't know how to use a pterol pump) but over the years, it's been invaluable.

I have no moral aversion to playing the helpless female on occasion but I do resent the assumption that I can't be expected to know anything mechanical.
Basic maintenance knowledge - patently
I have no moral aversion to playing the helpless female on
occasion but I do resent the assumption that I can't be
expected to know anything mechanical.


I think NW has the answer, Duchess. Many women don't practise because there is a nearby man who will do it for them.

Same reason I stare vacantly at all the weird dials and buttons on the magic machine that cleans my clothes.
Basic maintenance knowledge - polo auto
It's sad to see how many of the replies to this post are about women and their knowledge of basic car maintenance (or lack of it). When I bought my first car earlier this year I went on a 10 week hands-on basic car maintenance course. Most of my fellow students were women, but the course tutor said that in his experience, most male car drivers are as ill-informed about maintenance as women - they just don't like to admit it (or go on courses to learn). Bear in mind that readers of this forum are likely to have a higher-than average interest in the workings of their motor, rather than just seeing it as something to get them from a to b - you're not necessarily representative of the rest of the population!

My rant in defence of women over, I must say that I don't think it's defensible for any car owner not to know how to top up fluids, change a tyre or check pressures. Hence my recommendation of the course I went on.

Basic maintenance knowledge - Bromptonaut
Far too many regard the car as just another machine that they switch on and use. Maintenance is done by the garage along with the MoT and annual service (if you're lucky). How many drivers do a weekly walkround of lights/tyres and a levels check. Not that many I'd guess and even fewer will occasionally look underneath at brake pipes, cv joint boots etc. The number of "nelsons" on the road suggests few even observe their lights in reflection.

Interesting that IT's example managed to deflate her tyres. I've done that as well; failure to read the instructions on a machine that first needed the correct pressure dialled in.
Basic maintenance knowledge - Stargazer {P}
Why do we still call them wheel nuts? This thread reminds me of another example from a classic car maintenance couse in Durham many years ago.

Car, Ford Corsair, wobbling coming from front of car at certain speeds.

Inspection of front of car, suspension, steering brakes all OK. Remove hubcaps, ask young driver, have you changed any wheels recently?

Yes, had a flat so put the spare wheel on the rear drivers side.

The wheel nuts had been put on backwards. Old style wheel nuts have a conical side to centre the wheel on the hub stud as it is tightened. These wheel nuts had been replaced with the conical side outwards so the wheel could move around on the studs.

One good reason for recent use of bolts into a threaded hole for wheel attachment. Even if it is more difficult to singlehandedly hold the wheel in place while getting the first bolt in place.

StarGazer
Basic maintenance knowledge - PhilW
"It's sad to see how many of the replies to this post are about women and their knowledge of basic car maintenance (or lack of it)"

Just to balance it up a bit, my brother bought 306 estate a couple of years ago. I asked him what size engine it had - he didn't know, I asked whether it was petrol or diesel, he said he didn't know, I asked what fuel he put in, he said unleaded so I said it was petrol to which he replied that as far as he was concerned it could be unleaded diesel, he just used the pump that said "unleaded". He then added "Look, our kid, stop asking me complicated questions, it's a car, it goes, what more do I need to know." He has no interest in cars at all, as you might have guessed.
I also work with a guy who in the last few years has had to have "2 new engines" (his words) because he can't be bothered to check oil level.
Basic maintenance knowledge - trancer
"Why do we still call them wheel nuts?"

What do you (or should we) call them then?.
Basic maintenance knowledge - patently
What do you (or should we) call them then?.


GB version: wheel bolts

EU version: mechanical propulsive structure retention means
Basic maintenance knowledge - Altea Ego
Wheel to hub threaded retaining bolt with conical mating face.

(thats a WHTRB/CMF)
Basic maintenance knowledge - Stargazer {P}
"Why do we still call them wheel nuts?"
What do you (or should we) call them then?.

(pedant mode on)

Well, every car that I have owned since about 1986 has had wheel
bolts.

Older cars had four wheel hubs with 4,5 or 6 threaded studs. The wheel was placed over the studs and 4,5 or 6 nuts (things with threaded holes through the centre) tightened on the studs holding the wheel in place. ie "wheelnuts"

Since 1986 every car that I have owned has a hub with 4,5 or 6 threaded holes. The wheel is held in place with holes in the wheel alighed with the holes in the hub and special bolts (thing with a hex head andthreaded stud attached....definitely no hole) poked through the hole in the wheel and into the threaded hole in the hub. ie "wheel bolts"

(pedant mode off)

Stargazer
Basic maintenance knowledge - GrahamF1
My 1999 VW Passat is the first car I've owned which uses wheel bolts.

My two previous cars, a 1987 Cavalier and a 1991 Rover 214 both had studs and nuts. As does the girlfriend's 1999 Fiesta.
Basic maintenance knowledge - trancer
"Well, every car that I have owned since about 1986 has had wheel
bolts."

Oh ok, I thought you were going to say "lug nuts" as they do in the US or something else.
wheel nuts - henry k
Well, every car that I have owned since about 1986 has had wheel bolts.

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I have yet to see wheel bolts on any of my family cars.
My 98 Mondeo has wheel nuts so I assume that all Mondeos up to 2000/1, when the model changed, are the same.
The 99 Focus and 99 Yaris the same.
wheel nuts - Stargazer {P}
1973 Mk1 Escort Galvanised wheel nuts and hubcaps (stainless steel that only cover the central part of the wheel)
1986 Mk2 Ford Fiesta....wheel bolts and wheel coveres
1991 Mk3 Fiesta unknown....stolen before I had the chance to check!
1996 Holden Barina (VX Corsa) Wheel bolts
1998 Subaru Outback Wheel bolts
2000 Volvo V40 wheel bolts


Basic maintenance knowledge - NowWheels
"Why do we still call them wheel nuts?"
What do you (or should we) call them then?.


strange mucky things which we leave the boys to deal with :)
Basic maintenance knowledge - L'escargot
Why do we still call them wheel nuts? .......

Remove hubcaps......



Why do we still call them hubcaps? They're nave plates. The hubcap covers the end of the hub, not the centre (or nave) of the wheel.

Sills/cills are correctly called rocker panels.

Dashboards are correctly called fascia panels.........
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L\'escargot by name, but not by nature.
Basic maintenance knowledge - BrianW
I hate bolts.
On a dark wet night, holding the wheel in place and lining up the holes is a nightmare!
Basic maintenance knowledge - In Theory
> It's sad to see how many of the replies to this post are about women and their >knowledge of basic car maintenance (or lack of it).

Fair complaint and it is important to note that lack of basic knowledge is not a problem of a particular gender, which is why everyone wanting a driving license should have to demonstrate basic knowledge. Male friends of mine have done the following boneheaded things over the years: opened hot radiators, overfilled the crankcase, ran the crankcase dry ('why does the oil warning light stay on?' he asked) added windscreen washer to the radiator reservoir. I do not consider these to be stupid people, just average guys with average cars and an average lack of concern.

Those posting here who worry about the physical ability required to change a tire should worry less. Knowing how to inflate a tire that is low is one thing; changing a flat, in the rain, on the motorway, at night is a good reason to join a roadside recovery scheme like the AA.

Bromptonaut: It is easy enough to let some air out of the tire while trying to secure the pump valve to the tyre valve. The lady I helped had read the instructions, but, without the experience, she really did not know what she was doing. Until you have to read a real dipstick or secure a real pump valve or do anything else, it is hard to know what to expect. Training and testing in the basics should be standard.
Basic maintenance knowledge - GrahamF1
Don't want to tell everyone that they should reason like this, but here is how I see it:


Given that I ensure that my girlfriend's car and my own are well-maintained, I consider breakdown cover to be poor value for money. It seems like a lot of money to pay to for insurance against a very small risk. I've been quite lucky I suppose and in 5 years / 200,000 miles of motoring I've never had a puncture. I'm sure their most common call-out is for punctures, and given that my girlfriend and I can deal with 95% of punctures (good points about busy roads at night, I hadn't really though about that prospect), I think our use of such a service would be little to none.

Sure, it comes into it's own if you suffer catastrophic mechanical failure. Hopefully that won't happen seeing as I try to maintain the cars as best I can. I'm a great advocate of doing as much servicing as you can yourself - asides from saving money, the only way you can be sure a task has been completed correctly is to do it yourself.
Basic maintenance knowledge - GrumpyOldGit
Re wheel nuts being tightened too much by fitters. Don't use any tyre supplier that does not use a torque wrench. They can use an air wrench to take them off, but not put them on.

Tips for removing overtight wheel nuts/bolts.

Put the brace on the nut horizontally in a position that to loosen the nut you need to push the brace up. Put the jack under the end of the brace and pump slowly up to loosen. Move the car as neccessary to get each nut into the best position.

Put the brace onto the nut pointing downwards at about 45 degrees with the end on the ground, then drive the car VERY carefully forwards so that the end of the brace is forced onto the ground. You do need to work out which way the wheel and nut are going to turn of course.

Both of these methods have got me going in the past.

Basic maintenance knowledge - oldbanger
Re wheel nuts being tightened too much by fitters. Don't use
any tyre supplier that does not use a torque wrench. They
can use an air wrench to take them off, but not
put them on.


Hello Grumpy Old Git, Old Banger speaking... is it still the case that over-tightening wheel nuts or they there new-fangled bolts, what are for cheapness and not engineering excellence, that it is possible to have the conical nut spread out and enlarge the 'ole in the wheel, so that the nut "bottoms" and
does not secure the wheel properly?
Basic maintenance knowledge - patently
Graham,

I've run new & nearly new BMWs for the last 8 years. They have always been serviced by the book and are looked after. I was thus inclined to think along the lines you set out. Indeed, last spring my new car was not going to be available in time before the "free" three years breakdown cover provided with all new BMWs expired. I very nearly didn't take out any alternative cover.

I am glad that I did, as 30 days later a freak failure of an engine camshaft sensor left me in the outside lane of the M40 at (cough) 70mph with no power. The RAC were, for the record, slow but excellent once they got going.

This means that in those 8 years, I have had two callouts, being this callout, a rare failure that left me stranded. The other was the puncture described above.

I do think that AA/RAC/whatever cover is worth it.
Basic maintenance knowledge - GrahamF1
A rare and ironic sequence of events!

But compare the cost of 8 years AA/RAC premiums to the one-off cost (twice in your case) of recovery by the nearest garage...

Fair enough if the cover's bundled with the car - I'd take it. My point was that I don't consider that the risk / cost ratio justifies purchasing breakdown cover in my case.
Basic maintenance knowledge - In Theory
Fair enough if the cover's bundled with the car - I'd
take it. My point was that I don't consider that the
risk / cost ratio justifies purchasing breakdown cover in my case.


I don't know the policies of individual companies regarding abuse of the service, but I would guess that membership is a boon for some drivers with old cars. What does the AA/RAC small print say about excessive call-outs? Do any of the companies (since neither seems to be an 'association' or a 'club') have a 'no call-out discount' or variable membership rates pegged to age of car?
Basic maintenance knowledge - PhilW
I take your point Graham, but I take the opposite view. I pay for the RAC for myself, wife, son and daughter. It's expensive at about £250 per year but it includes continental and the full works. I five years I think we have only called them out once when a stone went through my daughters radiator one dark, wet night on the M1. The RAC were there in 10 mins and effected a temporary repair to get her home. I think the piece of mind that the £250 brings to ensure that she was not stranded is/was worth it. Also taken into account is the potential costs/problems if any of us had breakdown etc when on a trip to the continent.
Basic maintenance knowledge - john deacon
at renewal a simple call to say that you can get cheaper quotes elsewhere will result in a discount being offered, even if you are happy dont renew without trying this

Basic maintenance knowledge - GrahamF1
Some people have a trick for getting a free trip to the other end of the country, a few students I used to know did it quite often:

Drive onto motorway with nearly empty tank and an empty wallet. Car conks out in a couple of miles. Call whichever breakdown service you're a member of. Normally they'd recover you to the nearest filling station. But, no money to buy fuel equals recovery to destination!
Basic maintenance knowledge - patently
But compare the cost of 8 years AA/RAC premiums to the
one-off cost (twice in your case) of recovery by the nearest
garage...


Well, in fact I ony paid for one year because the other 7 were included in the prices of new cars.

But even then, there is a benefit in having a number that I know I can call, and a firm that promises to come and get me. I don't know who to call if I am stranded somewhere unfamiliar.
Basic maintenance knowledge - MagDrop
I used to teach aero-engineering to young servicemen, mainly in their late teens/early twenties. Part of the course included undercarriage wheels etc. with the inevitable description of the Schrader valve. Puts picture on screen - " Now you've all seen one of these haven't you?" Several blank looks. "OK Carruthers, did you never pump up your bike tyres?" The answer in many cases was "No." Apparently Dad or even Mum did it. When we started attacking (retired, fortunately) aeroplanes with implements of destruction it often became all too apparent that the principles of screwing things up clockwise had also not been encountered. And when these things were upside down, well, you can imagine the rest. One day I came across a lad (not one of the trainees) with the bonnet of his car up, balefully studying the engine beneath which was a spreading pool of oil. He had been trying to top up the engine oil through the dipstick hole.
Basic maintenance knowledge - AN Other
I wouldn't blame anyone for calling the AA / RAC etc., but I do think some basics are a good thing to include in the driving test. It can't hurt to know why you shouldn't tonk up the motorway on a partially inflated tyre, can it? I would say that disabled drivers should be exempt from the more practical stuff though! As for the male / female debate, there are plenty of strong, capable women out there. Don't see a reason for any difference in treatment, myself...
Basic maintenance knowledge - Robin Reliant
The show me/tell me basic maintenance questions introduced into the driving test a few years ago are a bit of a farce. If the examiner asks the candidate to open the bonnet and the candidate replies that he/she does not know how, then he/she is allowed to ask the driving instructor or accompanying driver to open it for him/her. This is not recorded as a fault on the examiners marking sheet. If no-one is available to perform this task and the "show me" test has to be discontinued, it is marked as one driving error by the examiner. As fifteen driving errors (errors of a minor nature) are allowed, this is highly unlikely to influence the result of the test.

If the candidate does not close the bonnet properly, the examiners are allowed to secure the bonnet themselves, and this will not result in any fault being recorded. The DSA are unable to make this part of the test any more comprehensive, because it could, and undoubtably would result in accidents happening when someone without any competence started fiddling round with a hot engine.

This part of the test is farcial, introduced unwillingly by the DSA who were under pressure to comply with the proposed EU standard for driving tests, and introduced the minimum possible standard. If they were serious about basic maintenence being a licence requirement, they could have made learner drivers take a short basic maintenence course as a condition of obtaining a full licence.
Basic maintenance knowledge - Mapmaker
Nicolle is a wimp. (Nicolle is perfectly entitled to decide that she doesn't want to go ANYWHERE near oil & grease, it is her perogative. That's why the AA exist. I would call the AA if i were in my suit & it were raining. Money well spent.)

9 stone. I don't weight 10% more than that! 126 pounds. A 12 inch namby-pamby wheel bolt bar gives 126 foot pounds. A 24 inch mansize bar gives 252 foot pounds. A supersized bar at 36 inches, such as any dutiful husband would buy for his wife (would carry in the car himself, anyway) would provide 378 foot pounds. Given a wheel blot is likely to be done up to 70ish ftlb, that gives a margin of 4 times for those fools at the tyre place to overtighten the bolts (or for the operative not to have to stand on the end of the breaker bar!).

Basic maintenance knowledge - The Lawman
I doubt Mrs Lawman could do any of this stuff, I have always had to fill up washer fluid, pump up tyres, add oil etc. I tried to get her interested in learning how to change a wheel but she didn't want to know. She has a mobile, and said she would just call me! Not much use if she breaks down in the middle of Norfolk and I am miles away...

Basic maintenance knowledge - Mark (RLBS)
Why should someone learn who doesn't want to ?

Ok, there is a duty to ensure that your vehicle is safe and roadworthy, but what's that got to do with it ? And other than the most obscure circumstances how is forcing someone to learn how to check their oil going to keep it roadworthy ? And even if you force them to learn, how can you force them to do it ?

Or should the next step to bring in endorsements and fines for people who don't check their own oil ?

Just because some either genuinely enjoy doing it or feel all smug about doing it doesn't mean other people should.

I couldn't tell you when I last checked the oil on any vehicle, and it will be a cold day in hell before I ever check it again - or water - or brake fluid - or any other fluid, or anything else that involves lifting the bonnet with the possible exception of putting water in the washer bottle - and I do mean "possible".

And there is absolutely stuff all chance of me going anywhere near them with a spanner or screwdriver. If the car gets a puncture, there are people who will accept money to resolve that issue. And I would rather they were out there getting cold, wet and dirty with traffic whizzing 2 cm from their ear than any possibility of it being me or mine.
Basic maintenance knowledge - Stargazer {P}
Mark,

Up to a point I agree with you, particularly changing a wheel on a motorway.

As for regular checks, I'm not bothered if you or anyone doesnt want to check fluid levels. But if the screenwash runs out on a long solo trip on the motorway it is simple to stop at the next services and top it up....if you at least know how. Are you saying call the AA/RAC/etc out to fill the washer bottle.

You may not want to do it all the time but you should at least know how to do it.I think that there is a basic level of knowledge which anyone on the road should at least have an idea of.

My wife and I drove for many years before mobile phones and in areas where there is still no mobile coverage. It was either walk or at least know how to change a wheel.

StarGazer



Basic maintenance knowledge - john deacon
try getting the aa or rac to change your wheel on glastonbury weekend with every knackered car in the country decending upon one place, and every aa and rac patrol and garage breakdown truck for miles already too busy

tell me you wouldnt just do it yourself?

Basic maintenance knowledge - Altea Ego
Stargazer, in some parts under the southern cross, its know the basics or DIE!
Basic maintenance knowledge - Mark (RLBS)
>>Stargazer, in some parts under the southern cross, its know the basics or DIE!

Well, I guess that's it then. What better reason do we need to change the UK driving test ?
Basic maintenance knowledge - Altea Ego
Mark I shall be very cross if I am stuck in this terrible winter you have promised us, and you cant come come and tow me out.

"Sorry RF not tonight *washing my hair/cant see through the windscreen cos i cant add water to the washer bottle"

*delete as required.
Basic maintenance knowledge - Adam {P}
*steaming windows up with Dave and Alan/Buying a new Burberry cap*
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Basic maintenance knowledge - Stargazer {P}
Stargazer, in some parts under the southern cross, its know the
basics or DIE!


Yes, I lived in one for 5 years! 100 miles to the next major town. I could be lucky and pass a couple of cars on that road some days.

But even in the UK, 20 miles from Oxford in the Cotswolds there is limited phone reception and some of the quieter roads it could be over an hour before the next car comes along. Maybe 6 miles to the nearest house.

Do you walk in the rain/dark/cold, wait for god knows who in the next car that may or may not stop?

No, you change the wheel.

I am not against people who dont want to change the wheel, but making the case that people should at least know the basics so that they could help themselves if required.

StarGazer
Basic maintenance knowledge - Mark (RLBS)
>>But even in the UK, 20 miles from Oxford in the Cotswolds there is limited phone reception and some of the quieter roads it could be over an hour before the next car comes along. Maybe 6 miles to the nearest house.

Now that's actually a journey I do fairly frequently, specifically to a little village outside Broadway; but clearly you know a much more scenic route than I do.

Although your general point is well made, I still don't see why it should be in your driving test nor how it would make you a safer/better driver.
Basic maintenance knowledge - In Theory
Although your general point is well made, I still don't see
why it should be in your driving test nor how it
would make you a safer/better driver.


There is no direct connection between this sort of knowledge and either vehicle road-worthiness or driving safety. You might accuse me of wanting to force people to be prudent, but the lady I helped on Sunday was tearing her hair and seemed like she really, really wished she knew how to inflate a tyre. I think it is reasonable to think of a driving license as a license to operate a motor vehicle, with 'operate' construed widely enough to include some quite basic understanding of the machine one drives.
Basic maintenance knowledge - Stargazer {P}
OK, perhaps a shorter walk to somewhere the mobile reception does work (checking a map). The touble with living somewhere is that you tend to use the direct or traffic avoiding routes, be they minor or unclassified roads and not simply stick to the Trunk, A or B roads as you might do if unfamiliar with an area.

Perhaps not part of a driving test (Agree with Tom that the current practical test is flawed) but general education for 15,16-17,18 year olds. I had a fairly academic education (gave up metal/woodwork for physics etc) but as part of general studies we had several motoring awareness lessons. Videos of roadsafety, demonstration of braking distances in closed carpark by visiting rally driver, very simple under bonnet checks. This was for both boys and girls in the class.

StarGazer
Basic maintenance knowledge - henry k
>>But even in the UK, 20 miles from Oxford in the Cotswolds there is limited phone reception and some of the quieter roads
>>it could be over an hour before the next car comes along. Maybe 6 miles to the nearest house.

I feel sure that many people think the mobile phone can be used anywhere in or near urban areas.
A pub I visit near Sonning Common, about 4 miles from Reading, has an extra feature apart from the lovely rural peaceful setting.
NO mobile phones work there, except satellite versions.
Last year I tested my phones on all 4 major networks and there was no reception.
So if you have a breakdown in the wee small hours in such an area I do know how well banging on the pub door will be received.
Basic maintenance knowledge - Mark (RLBS)
>>A pub I visit near Sonning Common

The Bird in Hand ? I can't think of anywhere else that would be described as "near Sonning Common". Unless you're talking over the back towards Tokers Green.

I've not been in the Bird since Wendy Walton left about 20 odd years ago. But I still mooch over sometimes, although I usually get as far as Stoke Row and then remember loads of different pubs which seem a good idea - tends to be distracting.
Basic maintenance knowledge - commerdriver
Totally agree about roadside maintenance but keeping an eye on oil / water levels etc isn't too much to ask.
Our fleet management info does remind us that these are our responsibility and an engine failure due to lack of oil will not be regarded very favourably.
Basic maintenance knowledge - PhilW
And whenever I have hired a van it usually states somewhere on a sticker or in the small print that it is the driver's responsibility to check oil and water levels daily - so perhaps a good idea to know how to do it (even if you don't actually do it!)
Basic maintenance knowledge - Civic8
Based on some that I have tried to get to do own checks. This includes men. They really do not want to get under bonnet. they want someone else to..Cry is usually cars are too complicated. bearing in mind many have never had bonnet up..Let alone check the tyre pressures..I dont see any benefit in including this into driving test. as most may learn. But still not bother afterwards..For some its below them to do this..My SIL is one.She knows what to do but wont.dont realy see what can be done with attitudes like that?
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Basic maintenance knowledge - Sofa Spud
My biggest technical ignorance blooper was with our VW Golf Mk 3 1.4.

Now, I might have fiddled with cars since I was a teenager, I've tackled various medium sized jobs on the old Land Rover 90 I used at the time, but I'd never paid much attention to the Golf.

When it had some sort of engine problem I asked the mechanic to check the carburettor. He said he thought all Golf Mk 3 1.4's had fuel injection. I said 'no, this one's got a carb'.
But on closer inspection it's got single-point fuel injection into a sort of 'body' in the induction plumbing. Well, almost a carburettor, or at least it looks like one!!!!

Cheers, Sofa Spud
Basic maintenance knowledge - GrahamF1
Single-point injection isn't really much more than an electronically controlled carburettor anyway...
Basic maintenance knowledge - SjB {P}
Some years ago.
Keith's Garages.
Aylesbury.
Witnessed a woman putting oil in the expansion tank, slightly scalding herself in the process. Turns out her husband had died (like mentioned in a previous thread) and she didn't have a clue what to do. I felt truly sorry for her, and helped, and have also since taught my own wife certain basic checks. Also like mentioned in a previous thread however, I don't trust her with the jack, so have not tried to teach her how to use it.

BTW, in an inverse manner, this thread reminded me of my bro every time his PC or laptop crashes and needs my help to recover(a frequent event):

"I drive a car and don't have one iota of knowledge about how it works. I've driven such complex machines for hundreds of thousands of miles, and nothing has ever failed. Why on earth do you therefore suggest that I need to learn some basics about the Windows operating system?!"

My comment that at least he took a driving test (so knows how to use the basic controls) and pays someone to service the car once in a while (unlike the PC or laptop what get no attention at all and then ultimately fail) fell on deaf ears!
Basic maintenance knowledge - THe Growler
LOL, I'll raise my glass to the day they make software as reliable as motorcars! As an erstwhile organiser and runner of conferences and meetings all over the world, there was always one constant: if anything went wrong it would be the techy bits, not the human ones.

Amazing that 30+ years ago man walked on the moon, can put a bomb down a Baghdad chimney from an aircraft carrier 600 miles away but "he" still can't (or doesn't want to) make a car that doesn't need its tyres and oil checking between services......which is how my totally car maintenance-free sister explains it.

Happy Saturday afternoons getting skinned knuckles and greased-up fingernails are increasingly a thing of the past, when necessity was the mother of invention and basic maintenance knowledge was acquired through painful experience in rainy wind-swept laybys in the dark, while the object of one's desires sat moodily examining her fingernails and plotting ways to make one's evening miserable.

Such is progress.

There's no real need to learn any more, so people don't.