First Safety Cameras, then police ANPR cameras and their cousins congestion charge cameras. Now, single occupancy monitoring cameras. I guess Two Jags\'ll still be okay though, as he\'s usually chauffeured!
news.bbc.co.uk/media/video/40429000/rm/_40429175_c...m
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I should think they would be single occupancy. You'd never get two people into one.
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snigger. Well done ND.
What would these cameras achieve if there were a small child in the back seat? Hidden by the front seat, but still a second occupant.
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What would these cameras achieve if there were a small child in the back seat? Hidden by the front seat, but still a second occupant.
put the sprog on the roof-rack. Highly visible from there
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put the sprog on the roof-rack. Highly visible from there
Believe me, if I had one, I probably would. Not coz of the visibility though...
BTW, before I get any complaints about this, of course I wouldn't do a thing like that really.
I mean, a roof-rack? On an Alfa? It'd spoil those georgeous lines.
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...I'd put the sprog in the boot....
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At last! An excuse to buy an inflatable rubber doll without SWMBO getting suspicious.
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BTW, before I get any complaints about this, of course I wouldn't do a thing like that really. I mean, a roof-rack? On an Alfa? It'd spoil those georgeous lines.
What's wrong with having roof bars on an Alfa? Handy for skis, canoes, errant bears.....
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I've just bought 50 dummies and now find out the cameras can detect a dummy from a real person!
Mind you, some would argue I am a dummy myself...
Adam
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I've just bought 50 dummies ...
Are you driving a bus or something?
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BB, why am I not surprised it's you trying to throw a spanner in the works ;-)
The dummies came free with new Alfas because drivers were finding no-one wanted to get in them so they resorted to putting dummies in them. As soon as the Alfa because too unreliable, usually after a week or so, they got rid of the car but sold the dummies to me.
;-) tic of course
Adam
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Me???
*Angelic look*
Dunno what you mean...
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Does it specify anywhere 'person' or 'human'?
If not, carry a dog, or even a gerbil.
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I've just bought 50 dummies and now find out the cameras can detect a dummy from a real person!
Saw this on the news today. These new cameras use infra red to distinguish occupancy, so I'll get a big cushion and strap my cocker spaniel to the front passenger seat. If you've got a big dog there's no neeed for the cushion.
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>> I've just bought 50 dummies and now find out the cameras >> can detect a dummy from a real person! Saw this on the news today. These new cameras use infra red to distinguish occupancy, so I'll get a big cushion and strap my cocker spaniel to the front passenger seat. If you've got a big dog there's no neeed for the cushion.
Hot water bottles! Get your hot water bottles here! Only £20.00 and they come with a free dummy while stocks last. First 50 customers to buy a hot water bottle get this luvverly mana.. Manni... dummy absolutely free.
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Any minute now it will be an offence to carry an article resembling a person in a vehicle.
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That's the last time I give your wife a lift......
I thank you.
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That's the last time I give your wife a lift...... I thank you.
You should wish. She refuses to countenance Italian cars.
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>> BTW, before I get any complaints about this, of course I >> wouldn\'t do a thing like that really. >> I mean, a roof-rack? On an Alfa? It\'d spoil those georgeous >> lines. What\'s wrong with having roof bars on an Alfa? Handy for skis, canoes, errant bears.....
Well granted it\'s not as bad as supporting arsenal, but it\'s still a bit of a social faux pas....
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>> What\'s wrong with having roof bars on an Alfa? >> Handy for skis, canoes, errant bears.....
Well granted it\'s not as bad as supporting arsenal, but it\'s still a bit of a social faux pas....
Nah, the faux-pas is having the Alfa in the first place.
I mean, if you really want a flatbed truck, why not just go buy one? ;-)
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Ahahahahaha
Stop it, my sides hurt.
Sorry No Wheels. Remind me again what you are driving these days?
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How much are you betting me she's going to have a smug answer about how she's environmentally friendly?
;-)
Adam
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I'm keeping my money in my wallet.
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I'm keeping my money in my wallet.
I noticed you did that at the pub as well ;o)
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How much are you betting me she's going to have a smug answer about how she's environmentally friendly? ;-) Adam
Well you're half right anyway
;-)
JaB
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Ahahahahaha Stop it, my sides hurt. Sorry No Wheels. Remind me again what you are driving these days?
Why, do you want to take over the name of NoWheels?
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Why, do you want to take over the name of NoWheels?
Not really, I'm more popular as a moderator.
Oh, sorry, should add one of these ;o)
No, just curious about the source of your authoritative and encyclopaedic knowledge of Alfa Romeos.
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just curious about the source of your authoritative and encyclopaedic knowledge of Alfa Romeos.
no source needed to know when something's uncool
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no source needed to know when something's uncool
Except that the lack of a source make it your opinion only. And, as such, we can take as much or as little notice of it as we like!
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Good grief I'm back in the playground and someone has just noticed that my trousers are from M&S, not Fosters.
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Good grief I'm back in the playground and someone has just noticed that my trousers are from M&S, not Fosters.
I thought Fosters was beer, not trousers
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Then your knowledge is lacking, Nowheels.
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Good grief I'm back in the playground and someone has just noticed that my trousers are from M&S, not Fosters.
Crikey! Fosters. You're older than you look ND.
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Terry
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Memories, memories...
I was about to post "What on earth did I start?" until I read the Fosters posts!
In my case, if your parents wanted cheap or you wanted cred, you got the uniform from Fosters, if not, you went to Hull, Loosley, & Pierce.
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Crikey! Fosters. You're older than you look ND.
34 on Friday.
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That's not old.
(says patently, 34 a few weeks ago...)
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That's not old. (says patently, 34 a few weeks ago...)
youngsters, both of you.
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