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The broken down car thread - Mapmaker
In an attempt to ascertain relative reliabilities of motor cars, I thought it might be interesting if people were to post what cars they had seen broken down by the side of the road. (Lets say either on the motorway hard shoulder (unless the stop is for an obvious (illegal) comfort break) or with a mechanic in attendance.)

Yesterday: V-reg Pug 206; T-reg Pug 406; L reg Jag.

The broken down car thread - SpamCan61 {P}
I started doing that in my head the other week.. rapidly came to the conclusion that VW golfs were outnumbering all other cars put together. Must be those unbearably smug adverts!
The broken down car thread - richy
I always seem to notice them going up long hills, must be the extra strain on the mechanicals breaking the camel's back.
The broken down car thread - El Hacko
hardly scientific survey, if you're not careful - a "breakdown" could, for instance, turn out to be empty fuel tank, driver ill or a failure resulting from misuse
The broken down car thread - Mapmaker
Hence my reference to an attempt. Also my reference to relative reliabilities. Unless (say) pugeot owners are particularly promne to forgetting to visit the petrol station, such non-breakdowns should even out in the end.
The broken down car thread - Sofa Spud
Purely subjective - my instant intuitive answer, unhindered by statistics: BMW's, but quite possibly because they tend to get thrashed!

Cheers, Sofa Spud
The broken down car thread - SpamCan61 {P}
My totally scientific survey only includes vehicles where at least one of the following criteria is met ;-)

1) Bonnet up
2) Recovery service in attendance
3) Driver standing my car scratching head / kicking car etc.
The broken down car thread - Mark (RLBS)
Yesterday Silver Alpher A43 Towcester
Today Red Alpher M40 J12

Co-incidence, I'm sure.
The broken down car thread - Vansboy
Rover 800 D reg, M1 Southbound Northants this pm. (or was it dumped??)

VB
The broken down car thread - Pugugly {P}
Pug 205. V/W Tourag on an AA trailer.....
The broken down car thread - Happy Blue!
Very very rarely do you see a Japanese car at the side of the road, unless it is very old and clearly not properly maintained.
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Espada III - well if you have a family and need a Lamborghini, what else do you drive?
The broken down car thread - Hugo {P}
I saw an 02 reg Astra being towed today.

Fuel - I doubt it, it would have been much easier to refill it.

H
The broken down car thread - spikeyhead {p}
Saw a cinquicento on the hard shoulder of the M25 yesterday
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The broken down car thread - Rob C
In the past week I've seen two cars by the wayside, both with drivers holding their heads in their hands bawling their eyes out, a different kind of breakdown I think but odd to see none the less.
The broken down car thread - Quinny100
This morning I saw a Mercedes C220 CDi being recovered by the RAC, and a W reg Ford Fiesta sitting on the hard shoulder.

On my way home I noticed an 04 plate C5 VTR, but that appeared to have a flat tyre.
The broken down car thread - Ben79
> On my way home I noticed an 04 plate C5 VTR,
but that appeared to have a flat tyre.


A Citroen broken down? Nah!

From what I see, most C5 warranty work is for annoying things rather than problems that stop you driving.
The broken down car thread - PhilW
I'm going to France shortly and will keep a mental note - that should please the "anti-French car" brigade!! - though having driven a lot in France, I can't recall seeing many broken down cars of any type on their motorways, compared to here anyway.
Anyone else noticed that occasionally there seem to be a number of puncture victims on certain stretches of motorway?
Mark -what's with the "Alpher" - or are you just taking the mickey?
The broken down car thread - No Do$h
Mark -what's with the "Alpher" - or are you just taking
the mickey?


Yup, he's extracting the urine. If you think it was bad yesterday, I suspect he'll be taking it by the gallon today....

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The broken down car thread - Mark (RLBS)
Just trying to "inject" some humour No Dosh.

Ooh, sorry, did I use the word "inject" ??

BTW, how is your super reliable, never gives any trouble, wonderful everybody should have one, Alpher running this week ?

We know you had a problem with it last week, but I suppose that now you've had that fixed its running perfectly again ?
The broken down car thread - No Do$h
Just trying to "inject" some humour No Dosh.
Ooh, sorry, did I use the word "inject" ??
BTW, how is your super reliable, never gives any trouble, wonderful
everybody should have one, Alpher running this week ?
We know you had a problem with it last week, but
I suppose that now you've had that fixed its running perfectly
again ?


:: Grits teeth ::

mumble mumble mumble 'sfine......
The broken down car thread - Mark (RLBS)
sorry, I didn't quite catch what you said ?????
The broken down car thread - No Do$h
sorry, I didn\'t quite catch what you said ?????


I said it\'s fine.

Just as long as you don\'t actually want to drive anywhere.

forum.alfa156.net/forum_posts.asp?TID=3918&PN=1

Pictures are near the bottom of the thread. Wah! That\'s my baby on the back of that truck!!!! Be warned, your friendly Alfa-driving moderator utters a \"bad word\" on this thread.

No, not that one. Much tamer, but still not allowed here.
The broken down car thread - Mapmaker
Ouch

Bad luck. But I thought that modern Alfs were as reliable as a modern VW. Ah. That's where you're going wrong...

Nissan here you come... I believe those Micras are excellent cars. Don't know whether they'll go up a hill in the snow though. Funny little car isn't it. (I mean the 156.) It seems to come with its own moving platform, with wheels. Strange...
The broken down car thread - No Do$h
Funny you should mention VW; the problem is with the injector system.... made by Bosch, that well known German company and supplier of fuel injection systems to that bastion of reliability, VW.

And funny you should mention Nissan. I keep looking at the X-trail TDi (after I scrubbed the Audi Allroad as my next car).....
The broken down car thread - Mark (RLBS)
Yeah, but they test all the ones they fit to VWs.

As for the X-trail - its ok but I can't say I was all that struck. And I guess you'd be doing some long journeys in it so I'm not sure how comfortable you'd find it.
The broken down car thread - No Do$h
Yeah, but they test all the ones they fit to VWs.
As for the X-trail - its ok but I can\'t say
I was all that struck. And I guess you\'d be doing
some long journeys in it so I\'m not sure how comfortable
you\'d find it.


One thing I can\'t fault the Alfa on is the comfort. Not like Mrs ND\'s Laguna. My neck and shoulders are killing me this morning, and that\'s after only 77 miles. Still, it will be a while before I change the Alfa yet. It\'s going in to the garage tomorrow for diagnostics and hopefully a swift fix.

Probably going to get a Cinquecento as a courtesy car, but that\'s another thread.
The broken down car thread - Mapmaker
Perhaps that courtesy car won't have all the additional features you are used to. Like the one that turns on all the dash lights & switches the car off unexpectedly...

Or the swear filter!
The broken down car thread - Altea Ego
"One thing I can't fault the Alfa on is the comfort. Not like Mrs ND's Laguna. My neck and shoulders are killing me this morning, and that's after only 77 miles."

Gawd ND what shape are you? The gooner has enough adjustments and space to keep even itlaian shaped tractor gorrila's happy!
The broken down car thread - No Do$h
Gawd ND what shape are you?


The shape that you turn into after too many pies
The gooner has enough adjustments
and space to keep even itlaian shaped tractor gorrila's happy!


No middle or upper back support. If you crank the seat more upright, your kidneys get pushed into the steering wheel. It's a '99 RN FWIW
The broken down car thread - Altea Ego
It's a '99 RN FWIW

Ahhhhhhhh Nuff said
The broken down car thread - No Do$h
It's a '99 RN FWIW
Ahhhhhhhh Nuff said


Poverty spec at a poverty price. That's bangernomics......
The broken down car thread - Mapmaker
Nah. Bangernomics is about running cars that are unreliable. Innit?
The broken down car thread - No Do$h
No, you need a much newer car if you want an unreliable one.

Errrr......
The broken down car thread - Altea Ego
>> It's a '99 RN FWIW
>>
>> Ahhhhhhhh Nuff said
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Poverty spec at a poverty price. That's bangernomics......


Yup, thats the one that came with two deck chairs.....Try moving it around to the lower wooden notch
The broken down car thread - Mapmaker
keep looking at the X-trail TDi


Crumbs. You want to swap a quite sexy (OK, being honest for a second) car with quite a bit of class & style for a thumping great Chelsea Tractor?

The broken down car thread - No Do$h
>> keep looking at the X-trail TDi
Crumbs. You want to swap a quite sexy (OK, being
honest for a second) car with quite a bit of class
& style for a thumping great Chelsea Tractor?


Not really "want" to change, but my needs are a-changing. And it's not that big!

Still reckon I'll have the Alfa for a year or more yet.
The broken down car thread - Mapmaker
>>Still reckon I'll have the Alfa for a year or more yet.

I reckon the garage'll have the 'Omega' for a year or more yet. ('alfa' suggests being at the start...)
The broken down car thread - Stargazer {P}
Saw a police car on the motorway last weekend....being towed!

Vauxhall Astra
The broken down car thread - just a bloke
Saw a police car on the motorway last weekend....being towed!
Vauxhall Astra


I was amazed you'd seen the police at all let alone broken down.

I saw an X5 being loaded onto a transporter from the hard shoulder of the M25 last friday morning.

Gave the driver a cheery wave but for some reason he just scowled at me.

JaB
The broken down car thread - RichardW
The Mondeo pulling away from the M6 Toll booth yesterday afternoon in a cloud of smoke the size of Luxembourg was very definitely breaking down....

Also saw an A6 1.8T on the back of transporter - Coil pack perhaps?
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RichardW

Is it illogical? It must be Citroen....
The broken down car thread - Stargazer {P}
>> Saw a police car on the motorway last weekend....being towed!
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>> Vauxhall Astra
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I was amazed you'd seen the police at all let alone
broken down.

JaB

That was what caught our attention....indeed my colleague
commented that he couldnt remember the last time he saw a police car on the Mway

The broken down car thread - Hugo {P}
My Lada Riva 1500E never broke down.

Even with the Remapped chip thingy....:)

No Dosh, if, you're everdown in Cornwall, let me know. I'll keep the tow rope in the Discovery just in case.. Come to thhink of it, that's never broken down either :)

H
The broken down car thread - Roberson
Hi,

I saw a brand new Ford Transit with the AA (or similar) under its bonnet. "The backbone of britain"......has just slipped a disk.

Roberson
The broken down car thread - BB
Funnily enough, 3 weeks ago on the M1 J23 I saw a recovery truck being recovered. Brought a smile to my face.