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Lane discipline is dead - Mapmaker
Totally dead. Why oh why oh why will people not move over?

Saturday morning, going up the nearly empty M11 just inside the M25. Car A in middle lane, me in inside lane. Go out, overtake & back in.

Car B behind me decides he's not prepared to move that far over. So in middle lane behind car A that won't move over, sits 15 feet from car A & flashes his lights, several times. Eventually car A looks in his mirror & moves over, car B continues on his way.

Soon enough, Car A moves back into middle lane.

Comments, please BR? Did Car B do the right thing or not? And what about Car A? Did he allow himself to be bullied unnecessarily?



A little later, going up the A12 towards Ipswich. Joined the A12 at the M25. At the same time a silver Ford Ka joined. The road was pretty busy. Every time I pulled out to overtake, silver Ka was sitting in my rearview mirror, in the outside lane.

We went on like this all the way virtually to Ipswich. He never left the outside lane, I spend most of the time in the inside lane. This means that not a single car passed him between London & Ipswich Grrrr!
Lane discipline is dead - CM
I tend to give a little flash to the Car A brigade but move back into lane 1 as you do. I can't see why any new motorways should be built/expanded until we can actually get road users to use what resources there are properly.
Lane discipline is dead - CM
PS isn't lane 1 just for lorries and buses
Lane discipline is dead - Wilco {P}
I assume that Motorway driving still isn't part of the driving test (?) - so new drivers never get any formal instruction. OK they should read the HC but will they remember what they should do, and not just imitate everyone else?

Unless enforced by trafic patrols, lane discipline won't ever get any better.

And how often do you see a marked car these days?
Lane discipline is dead - Stuartli
isn't lane 1 just for lorries and buses ?


Only in the opinion of those who hog the centre lane...

Sadly, at least on the M6 and other North West motorways, some of the worst offenders for pulling out without warning are now the heavy truck drivers. I used to regard them as the Kings of the Road.

Back in the early 1960s, my driving instructor, an ex-traffic police driver, insisted that an intended change of direction should always be indicated for at least four seconds (along with the usual mirror checks etc). I still stick to that philosophy.

As an aside, all too few drivers these days seem capable of negotiating a roundabout correctly.


Lane discipline is dead - daveyjp
Friday afternoon M1 southbound. Car in middle lane happily pootling along at 55 mph - nothing in inside lane. Cars piling up behind it, trying to overtake, cars undertaking out of sheer frustration - result a growing tailback. The cause of this was the stupid driver of the offending vehicle - an old Land Rover Discovery towing a horsebox with two horses in it!

We went to the services for 10 minutes. Caught up with the offending vehicle a few miles later and guess which lane it was in?!
Lane discipline is dead - CM
Shouldn't there be more patrol cars (!!!) on the m'ways making people like the horse box drive in the correct lane? When there were patrol cars on the roads did they ever pull people for driving in the wrong lane, and why can't we have government ads back showing how things should be done?
Lane discipline is dead - 9000
On the way back from work on the M3 early doors I came up behind a 7.5 tonne lorry doing 65-70 in the FAST lane- guy was totally oblivious to all other road users. Everyone had to undertake him a few tried flashing lights, drawing along side etc. but to no avail. As he disappeared in my rear view I saw that he still hadn't moved over- hundreds of others must have had to undertake him!
Lane discipline is dead - John R @ Work {P}
Just a thought...

Outer (and middle) lane hogging only seems to be prevelant on 3 (or more) lane highways.

On dual carridgeways, vertually all drivers move back to the nearside lane after overtaking slower moving traffic. I can't actually remember noticing any one hogging the outer lane on this type of road.

So, assuming the same drivers use both types of road the issue must be with their training (or lack of it?) and their "mindset" for the road they are on.

May be all these newish overhead message boards could be put to good use with messages like:-

"Return to the nearside lane after overtaking."
&
"MOVE OVER, ROADHOG!"

John R
Lane discipline is dead - John R @ Work {P}
Oh! and another thing about lane discipline...

M5 northbound on Sat morning a silver Range Rover in and out of the outer overtaking lane (3 lane moterway) doing 80 to 85 as he (it was a he) passed slower traffic.

Not much wrong there then... until I tell you he was towing a small bouncy trailer. Scary moment.

John R
Lane discipline is dead - SlidingPillar
This has me still scratching my head.

In inner land of two lane M25 in the middle of M11 juction. As any regular user knows the M11 gets the new inner lane and I'm in the now the middle. Car joining M25 from M11 slower than me (I was doing about 65). Actions of other car must have been, indicate and pull in front of 2 tonne of Landrover moving faster. I had to plant brakes to avoid hitting the person who was now travelling slower than I was before.

I might add, there was no other traffic for some considerable distance.

The then slowly, ever so slowly accelerated to a speed faster than I was doing initialy.

Perhaps some had sprayed the landy with invisible paint?
Lane discipline is dead - Myles
This has me still scratching my head.
In inner land of two lane M25 in the middle of
M11 juction. As any regular user knows the M11 gets
the new inner lane and I'm in the now the middle.
Car joining M25 from M11 slower than me (I was
doing about 65). Actions of other car must have been,
indicate and pull in front of 2 tonne
of Landrover moving faster. I had to plant brakes to
avoid hitting the person who was now travelling slower than I
was before.


Not best observation by the joining car, but not a particularly surprising scenario given the nature of the junction. If you don't know these types of junctions well, it's not always that clear that the slip road becomes lane one, causing the driver to move into lane two rather than stay where they are.
Lane discipline is dead - Cliff Pope
I know we have had this before, but surely it would have been perfectly legal simply to keep going in Lane 1 and move past the car in Lane 2? "Undertaking" is moving over into a slower lane in order to pass a car, then moving back into the previous lane. If the lane you are in happens to be going faster than another lane, outer or inner, then that is not overtaking.
Lane discipline is dead - SteveH42
Happened to me on the M6 on Saturday. Just as I pulled back in to the inside lane, both the other lanes threw their anchors on so I sailed past about 15-20 cars although I did back off just in case. No obvious reason and I was able to pull back in to the middle lane when I caught up to something going slow.

Personally, I think there is more than just lane discipline, it's the fact people don't overtake. They choose a speed and sit at it - unless the road is quiet, an overtake should involve speeding up to get past the slower vehicle then pulling back in and dropping back to your chosen speed.
Lane discipline is dead - NARU
May be all these newish overhead message boards could be put
to good use with messages like:-
"Return to the nearside lane after overtaking."
&
"MOVE OVER, ROADHOG!"

Having driven on the sections of M6 with the 'keep two chevrons apart' messages and seeing most people ignore them, I've come to the conclusion that not much other than mandatory advanced driving courses (not necessarily tests) will get the messages through.
Lane discipline is dead - Wales Forester
Just a thought...
Outer (and middle) lane hogging only seems to be prevelant on
3 (or more) lane highways.
On dual carridgeways, vertually all drivers move back to the nearside
lane after overtaking slower moving traffic. I can't actually remember noticing
any one hogging the outer lane on this type of road.
So, assuming the same drivers use both types of road the
issue must be with their training (or lack of it?) and
their "mindset" for the road they are on.
May be all these newish overhead message boards could be put
to good use with messages like:-
"Return to the nearside lane after overtaking."
&
"MOVE OVER, ROADHOG!"
John R



Try driving the A55 North Wales Expressway, you'll soon change your mind, lane discipline is diabolical on this road for a dual carriageway.

PP
Lane discipline is dead - Spunky
PP, totally agree. And the A470 out off cardiff is terrible for it. The problem is that once one car starts to sit in the inside lane at ~60 then everyone else does the same (prob in the vain hope the 1st will pull over). I've seen stretches of probably 12-15 cars all sitting in the inside lane with the outside totally clear.

PS. My girlfriend is terrible for doing this and it always leads to 'heated discussions' when she claims she 'feels safer in the middle lane'.
Lane discipline is dead - Spunky
I've got to learn which is inside and which is outside. sorry. Always get nearside and offside muddled as well.
Lane discipline is dead - NowWheels
Comments, please BR? Did Car B do the right thing
or not? And what about Car A? Did he
allow himself to be bullied unnecessarily?


Seems to me that both were wrong.

Car A should have been in the inside lane, and stayed there.

Car B could have performed the maneouvre without disrupting car A

Car B could also have warned car A to move in without driving dangerously close: flash lights from a safe distance, without tailgating.
Lane discipline is dead - Mapmaker
But don't you think that flashing the lights was somewhat aggressive, NW?

At 60mph I don't think he was particularly dangerously close - a couple of car lengths. Tailgating is usually done within a few feet.
Lane discipline is dead - NowWheels
But don't you think that flashing the lights was somewhat aggressive, NW?


depends on the distance
At 60mph I don't think he was particularly dangerously close -
a couple of car lengths. Tailgating is usually done within
a few feet.


you said 15ft, which is only one car-length. That's dangerously close: 1/4 second gap rather than the recommended 2-second minimum

I have often flashed my lights at lanehogs from much further back: it may take a little longer, but it does usually work, and avoids any danger.
Lane discipline is dead - frostbite
I was once guilty of lane hogging and delaying a chap in a Megane:-

I was on a dual carriageway passing another car, actually abreast of him at around 85-90mph, this cretin appeared behind me flashing his lights and shaking his fist.

Of course, I now realise I should have taken off the car on my nearside so as not to hinder him.
Lane discipline is dead - NowWheels
Of course, I now realise I should have taken off the
car on my nearside so as not to hinder him.


and then you should have knelt in the ditch and said three Hail BMWs! ;-)
Lane discipline is dead - jc33
Another thing that I have noticed is that a lot of drivers seem to be completely unable to negotiate a roundabout or other multi-laned curve in the road (even when the lanes are painted on the road) without cutting the corner and veering into the inside lane of the curve. What is so difficult about driving between 2 white lines for the duration of the curve???
Lane discipline is dead - NowWheels
What is so difficult about driving between 2 white lines for the duration of the curve???


It involves turning the steering wheel, which requires hands.

Unfortunately, the hands are primarily used for other more important in-car tasks, such as changing CDs, tuning the radio, setting the satnav, extracting drink from cupholder ... or desperately thumbing through the user's manual to try to figure out how to use the all-in-one control widget thing to turn off the fan, wuthout accidentally enaging the automatic seat massger or the sports suspension or deactivating the electronic safety sytems which restrain the car's excessive engine power ;-)
Lane discipline is dead - Andrew-T
"Unfortunately, the hands are primarily used for .." NW - you never mentioned your mobile phone! Or picking your ..
Lane discipline is dead - Cliff Pope
Just to get things straight- a 2 second gap at 60 mph is 176 feet. That's about 12 car lenghts MINIMUM safe distance.
Lane discipline is dead - spikeyhead {p}
Just keep singing the Harvey Andrews' song

"I'm driving in the middle lane,
Driving in the middle lane.
Not too fast, not too slow,
Thats the pace I like to go.
I won't use the inside lane,
won't use te inside lane.
You can bib, you can toot
I don't give a hoot
I'm driving in the middle lane"
--
I read often, only post occasionally
Lane discipline is dead - NowWheels
"Unfortunately, the hands are primarily used for .." NW - you
never mentioned your mobile phone! Or picking your ..


I switch my phone off when I get into the drivers seat, but I couldn't possibly comment about picking my ... ;-)
Lane discipline is dead - Stuartli
>>But don't you think that flashing the lights was somewhat aggressive, NW?

Flashing your lights is not aggressive if there are around 30 seconds between each flash.

If you don't think that being a couple of car lengths behind someone at 60mph is particularly dangerous then you'd would be very wise to think again.

I know the steps I take to get whoever it was to back off...:-)
Lane discipline is dead - Mapmaker
>>If you don't think that being a couple of car lengths behind someone at 60mph is particularly dangerous then you'd would be very wise to think again.

Not particularly so. If it were particularly so, then there would be no moving traffic on our roads, only accidents. You've obviously never been on the M25 at the start of rushhour - before it comes to a standstill - when there are 3 lanes doing 70mph with barely a car's length between them. If it were particularly dangerous then the M25 would be permanently shut.

Of course it's not as safe as being 2 seconds apart.

>>I know the steps I take to get whoever it was to back off...:-)

Hopefully moving over into the inside lane! Though you of course would be in the inside lane.
Lane discipline is dead - Stuartli
>>You've obviously never been on the M25 at the start of rushhour - before it comes to a standstill - when there are 3 lanes doing 70mph with barely a car's length between them.

Actually I have. Pure madness, especially as the slower traffic is moving the more vehicles can be accommodated safely (which is why the variable speeds at certain times of the day were introduced on the M25).

Life's short enough and there's enough stress without adding to it. Perhaps that's why the less hectic pace of life in the North West is so much more satisfying and such a pleasure to get back to after most southerners' Look after Number One attitude.

As for being on the left, yes I am, apart from when the lefthand lane has a slower and more compact traffic flow.

For most of the time whilst on the M6, M53, M56 and similar motorways (apart from the M60, like the M25 one of the UK's busiest roads), I can maintain the legal maximum permissble speed for surprising long periods in the lefthand lane.
Lane discipline is dead - Mapmaker
The M6 makes the M25 look like child's play.

You can queue on a Sunday night from Tebay to the M1. Even leaving Manchester at 11pm.

You can queue on a Friday night from the M1 to Manchester (by the time you reach there it's about midnight, so there's a clear run for the rest of the way).

The M6 around Preston during rushhour is 4 lanes of solid traffic.

Madness, pure madness.
Lane discipline is dead - No Do$h
The M6 around Preston during rushhour is 4 lanes of solid
traffic.


Well perhaps if they stopped their whippets from straying on to the motorway the traffic would flow a little better.

::: ducks and runs :::
Lane discipline is dead - Stuartli
I use to work in Preston and never found the M6 that bad...

My son does a near 50 mile each way trip to work every day and uses the M6 during rush hours from Leyland to the Tickled Trout (J29-31) and then on to the A59 towards Blackburn (and vice versa).

He's never come across the M6 with four lanes of solid traffic as you describe and does the journey in under an hour.

In fairness, during the key bank holiday periods, the M6 can get very congested, but it's the same along its full length at these times and especially on Friday afternoons. That's why the new toll road has proved a God send for many motorists.
Lane discipline is dead - Stuartli
Just a bit puzzled as to why you would leave Manchester and then queue from Tebay to the M1 - Tebay is in Cumbria.
Lane discipline is dead - Mapmaker
RTQ. Not what I said.

You can queue all the way from Tebay to the M1. Even leaving Manchester at 11pm there can still be a solid queue as far as the M1.

Lane discipline is dead - Stuartli
Much of the reason for the M6 congestion in the vicinity of the M62 and M56 is down to the long term bridge works on the Threlfall Viaduct.

Last time I was using this stretch of the M6 there had just been a serious smash and we were held up for an hour, only moving a few yards at a time.

Part of the reason for the accident was inpatience on the part of a motorist who cut across a truck on the narrow lanes, forcing the truck driver to smash into the central barrier. Two other vehicles then collided with the truck as the drivers tried to take evasive action.
Lane discipline is dead - barney100
This scenario drives us all mad: the solution is simple, we adopt the American system of overtaking either side. If the Yanks are bright enough to cope with this method surely the British are!
Lane discipline is dead - Mapmaker
NW: Is it really reasonable to flash a car in front of you to get it to move out of the way? To my mind that is attempting to be a policeman.


In my example, car A (or was it B) was in fact a policecar. He must have been only a second off turning on his blue lights to pull the car over. He was beautifully painted up in blue & yellow, and I'd seen him coming 5 minutes previously. (Which was why I didn't undertake the car. & which led to my complete astonishment when the car pulled back into the middle lane.)

Lane discipline is dead - Vin {P}
" Is it really reasonable to flash a car in front of you to get it to move out of the way?"

From the highway code:

Flashing headlights. Only flash your headlights to let other road users know that you are there. Do not flash your headlights in an attempt to intimidate other road users.


Well, if the purpose of flashing your lights is to alert other road users to your presence, it would seem fine to flash if someone in front is obviously unaware of your presence. However, a long intimidating blast seems to be agin the rules.

V

Lane discipline is dead - Stuartli
That's probably because Americans can drive long distances in straight lines - not used to turning left or right...:-)
Lane discipline is dead - StuW
A lot people complaining about the standard of driving being very bad but i have to disagree yes there are some idiots on the roads but most of time i don't have any problems at all on the roads mentioned as particulary bad, the M6 and someone mentioned the A55 into north Wales. I regulary go from Ellesmere Port to Lancaster and never had much problem on the M6, yes you get the odd idiot but the majority of the time its actually quite a pleasent drive and i've driven on it on all sorts of time from rush in the morning and evening to dead of night and early morning.
I only tend to remember bad driving so since most of my journeys are quite forgettable then this must good thing!
P.S I have not long returned from a holiday to Crete and if you think driving standards are bad here you should see what goes on over there!
Lane discipline is dead - uk2usa
I have to say that I agree with Barney. Even after driving on US freeways once or twice it seems perfectly normal to pass on either side. In fact it seems much more relaxed that way. In the UK when in the overtaking lane, even if you are actually overtaking, you tend to get people sitting on your bumper and flashing their lights. Several times I have found myself pulling into the slow lane very close to the car i have just overtaken just because i dont like being tailgated.
Lane discipline is dead - CM
One that I always find a little strange and again happened yesterday:

No traffic on a dual carriageway, car pootling along in the outside lane.

I come up behind and they take a long time to move over to lane 1. As soon as I pass them, still no traffic around, they pull back out to the outside lane overtaking nothing?

Can anyone explain? Surely it can't be down to tramlining can it?
Lane discipline is dead - Singer-G
The worst case I ever heard about was on the M55 (Blackpool - Preston) at about 3am. A colleague was doing about 80mph in the left hand lane. The road was empty apart from one other car. It was doing about 40mph in lane 3. My colleague slowed to the speed of the other car, and pulled out into lane 3. He flashed his lights but it did not pull over. He then pulled back into lane 1 and passed on the inside. The other car receeded into the distance in his mirror, still doing 40mph in the outside lane.


Lane discipline is dead - Billsboy
One that I always find a little strange and again happened
yesterday:
No traffic on a dual carriageway, car pootling along in the
outside lane.
I come up behind and they take a long time to
move over to lane 1. As soon as I pass them,
still no traffic around, they pull back out to the outside
lane overtaking nothing?
Can anyone explain? Surely it can't be down to tramlining can
it?

>>What lane were you in?
If you approaced from way back and then stayed, in the outside lane on a deserted road, he may have been trying to make a point.
Lane discipline is dead - Obsolete
I happen to think that people who habitually sit in lane 2 when lane 1 is empty for some way ahead should be given 3 points and a fine. These people are dangerous in that they force slow lane 2 traffic into lane 3, and a small number of the lane 3 mob are dangerous nutters. Even those that are not dangerous (most) do not have patience to let a lane 2 car in. And they tend to drive close to the car in front. So the options are 1) drop a gear or two and nip in to lane 3, risking being too close to other cars, and reducing safety and possibly having an aggressive moron behind flash, hoot, gesticulate etc or 2) undertake.

I tend to undertake. I could be nicked as it is against the highway code, but when lane 3 is busy with very fast traffic it is IMO the safer option.
Lane discipline is dead - Sooty Tailpipes
Like much of the postal service, cheap foreign labour working for agencies?
"Sadly, at least on the M6 and other North West motorways, some of the worst offenders for pulling out without warning are now the heavy truck drivers. I used to regard them as the Kings of the Road."
Lane discipline is dead - Stuartli
Another aspect of this subject is that Cheshire police reported earlier this year that it attends, on average, an incident a day involving a foreign registered, left hand drive lorry pulling out unexpectedly into the path of a car already alongside it.

The reason is that the lorry driver has a blind spot because of his/her driving position and, obviously, is unaware of a vehicle or vehicles being alongside in the second lane.

As you will realise this has caused some quite serious accidents on occasions, as overtaking vehicles have either been pushed into the path of other cars or been trapped under the lorry itself after being spun round.
Lane discipline is dead - BazzaBear {P}
The reason is that the lorry driver has a blind spot
because of his/her driving position and, obviously, is unaware of a
vehicle or vehicles being alongside in the second lane.


I would personally say that the reason is the driver of the lorry failing to take account of that blind-spot. Continuous observation of the rear view mirror would mean that the driver had knowledge of what was coming up behind, so he would know whether a car was likely to be there, rather than a single glance which could miss a vehicle travelling through the blind-spot.
Indicating before the manoevre might help them out too.
Lane discipline is dead - pdc {P}
Did anyone else see the 5th gear episode where Tiff, in a LHD lorry, side swiped Vikki, who was in a car alongside? The result is that the car is somehow pushed infront of the lorry.
Lane discipline is dead - Rob C
That happened to my parents, they were spun round in front of a lorry and shunted along sideways until the lorry stopped. This was on the upslope of the QE11 bridge.

At the risk of controversy, I might suggest that the way to avoid being side-swiped is not to hang around in the middle or outer lanes alongside HGVs, but to overtake them swiftly.
Lane discipline is dead - BazzaBear {P}
At the risk of controversy, I might suggest that the way
to avoid being side-swiped is not to hang around in the
middle or outer lanes alongside HGVs, but to overtake them swiftly.

Exactly what I do. On occasions where I've earlier seen the lorry wandering a bit (tired driver?) I will sometimes leave a lane spare between us too.
Lane discipline is dead - Spunky
As a relatively inexperienced driver I am constantly shocked at some of the lane changing manoeuvres performed by lorries. I always had it down to them being too lazy to check their mirrors and blind spot and/or that they knew the car was there but the 'I'm bigger than you' mentallity kicks in and they just throw their weight around.

Large lorries changing lanes on top of cars at ~ 1 a day per UK county seems scarily high. Surely this has to be controlled - isn't there some sort of wing mirror add-on that'll cover the blind spot?
Lane discipline is dead - patently
isn't there some sort of wing mirror add-on that'll cover the blind spot?


Yes. Usually referred to as a MkI eyeball. Sadly, it's only operative when connected to a MkI neural processing unit.
Lane discipline is dead - paul45
Spotted yesterday - and last week IIRC on the M4 over the border into Wales - On the large matrix signs displaying alternatively "Don't hog outside lane" and "do not overtake on the inside". Every matrix sign until past Cardiff had these displayed. Not 100% convinced it was making any difference but at least the signs were being used for something useful, whilst not displaying congestion or accident info. Perhaps other forces could use this ploy.

Better signage could be "move over to the left / inside lane after overtaking". What do other BRs think would be a good message - awaits amusing replies..... as well as serious ones....
Lane discipline is dead - Rob C
It would probably be vastly expensive, but more direct signs like "Hey you, you there in ,the Ford Galaxy, stop tailgating"

or "You are now entering Glasgow, please lock your doors"
Lane discipline is dead - Spunky
anything would be more useful than the 'Keep Cardiff tidy' they constantly have on the A48M. Do they assume I have a boot full of rubbish and have just crossed the severn bridge so i can dump it in the welsh capitial?

On a more serious note, I was driving through Nottinghamshire the other day and was being constantly reminded that X number of people were killed etc on this stretch of road in the last year. made me think a bit. I wonder if this has much of an effect upon driving standards. maybe more specific signs like 'Tailgating killed X people last year' might make people think.
Lane discipline is dead - Clanger
This scenario drives us all mad: the solution is simple, we
adopt the American system of overtaking either side. If the Yanks
are bright enough to cope with this method surely the British
are!


I support overtaking on the left. Unfortunately, even if it was made law tomorrow, it would take at least 10 years for the British motoring public to learn how to perform the manoeuvre safely.
Hawkeye
-----------------------------
Stranger in a strange land
Lane discipline is dead - patently
"Lane discipline is dead" - and buried.

9am this morning, on the M25 between Jns 9 and 8, there was a mysterious tailback. Long queue in lanes 3 & 4 trying to get past a bottleneck ahead. Eventually, the reason is clear.

Two police Focus estates, in convoy, in lane 2. Nothing in lane 1 to overtake - nearest car ahead is a Micra in lane 1 about a mile away which they are NOT gaining on. So they are not overtaking. No blue lights and moving slowly (60ish) so they are not on a shout. No unusual dangers ahead that they are trying to slow us down for. Just sitting there.

No reason to be in lane 2, and totally oblivious to the tailback they are causing.

I have posted before about police cars speeding for no apparent reason. Now they are lane hogging. No doubt I will be tailgated by one tonight. Then I will really start to wonder why I should make any effort to drive politely.
Lane discipline is dead - pdc {P}
Had a plod van tailgate on the two lane M602 a few days ago.
Lane discipline is dead - The Count
The absolute worst motorway for this is, I have found, the M56. For some reason (I know not why) 95% of drivers who use this motorway seem to be total nutters. Naturally, I do not regard myself as belonging to this group...

It really does seem as though the good folk of Cheshire just cannot be bothered with all this tiresome lane changing that normal, sane people partake in. Mind you, a good proportion of Chesherians do have webbed fingers. Makes operating the indicators a tad tricky...

(T-i-c, mods, t-i-c!)

Wizbit
Ha ha this a-way, ha ha that a-way...
Lane discipline is dead - BazzaBear {P}
Two police Focus estates, in convoy, in lane 2. Nothing
in lane 1 to overtake - nearest car ahead is a
Micra in lane 1 about a mile away which they are
NOT gaining on. So they are not overtaking. No
blue lights and moving slowly (60ish) so they are not on
a shout. No unusual dangers ahead that they are trying
to slow us down for. Just sitting there.


I take it no-one did the old 'approach in lane 1, indicate and swing out to 3, pass then change indication and swing all the way back to 1, while glaring pointedly into rear view mirror' trick?
Should have taken down their numbers and complained.
Lane discipline is dead - patently
I take it no-one did the old 'approach in lane 1,
indicate and swing out to 3, pass then change indication and
swing all the way back to 1, while glaring pointedly into
rear view mirror' trick?


Funnily enough - no :o) Sooooooo tempting, though...

You forgot the 10 second flash of the headlamps, btw.
Should have taken down their numbers and complained.


Yes, probably. But it's a subjective offence, and my word against theirs. I did when the plod van was speeding at 90+ two days running as that was a black & white offence.

I hope I don't get pulled over in the next few days. It's going to be very difficult not to say the wrong thing.