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Gift Car in the Mouth ... - Ian (Cape Town)
Talk about pessimism, or generally 'gift horse in the mouth'...

Our magazine is giving away some cars in some competitions. There's a Toyota Tazz and a Ford Ikon up for grabs.

To win the Tazz, cut out the pictures (one every issue), stick on postcard, post to us.

To win the Ikon - Guess how many footballs are in the car, and phone premium rate number etc etc

Ok, so some clowns are now writing to COMPLAIN, because it is unfair that the competition rules state "Winner must be in possession of valid drivers license"... as it discriminates against them!

(Oh, competitions of this nature are, by law, open only to over-18s. Something to do with the gaming act, apparently)

PS: One of my colleagues suggested giving away a free drivers license with the car. Problem solved!!!