I have to report that the Moderators on this Forum, both recent past and present, seem to have a 100% record of the Colonoscopy procedure and the experience of Moviprep. Must be all the Spam that we have to deal with. (10 actual or potential posters of examples disabled before 06.00 this morning)
About a decade ago I was put on a regime of bi-annual inspections, until 5 years ago when they removed 17 polyps..... ..I believe it was a record for the team that dealt with me under Northumbria Healthcare at the time. I was then placed on an annual regime, but now back to bi-annual after only 2 were removed last time.
Opt for the Entonox gas and air, otherwise you will miss all the potential hilarity of the situation if your hospital team are anything like those that deal with me. It's an absolute hoot from start to finish and the most laughs you will have!
"Go with the Flow" - you'll have no alternative- when you use the Moviprep, and if you have a particularly low ceiling, wear a cycling helmet as "Lift-off" can be un-nerving!!
I promise you that the actuality of all of it is nothing like as bad as you worry about- Just wait until you are invited for a Flexi-Cysto camera inspection of an even smaller and more intimate orifice! I had one in May....now that is an interesting experience- and equally as hilarious if you approach it with the same attitude!
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