Any - Bit of a delicate subject - paul 1963

Tricky to type this tbh, being over sixty now recently done my annual bowel cancer test thing , came back and it appears they've found something, in hospital Monday for the camera up the posterior, not looking forward to it tbh, light diet and no alcohol from tonight, I know its a delicate subject but has anyone been though similar? Is it really as uncomfortable as I imagine?

I know this forum is 99% male and most of us aren't in the first flush of youth (I'm 62).

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - Orb>>.

Hands up here. After my fall from the loft a couple of years back.

Because i could not move my clothes were cut off put on a spinal board and taken to resuss..

When i was cleared was sent for a CT scan in a lot of pain and no painkillers in case of surgery.o which showed a small mass in the colon, an enlarged prostate and something else unimportant. kidneys were ok. Finger stitched back on, not completely severed.

sent for consultation about mass.

!. Ask for anesthetic....2 The enema... not fun,,,stay close to the Khazi...

They inflate the bowel.

result a harmless polyp.

No fun but a relief to know.

You'll be fine. It's not comfortable but not as bad as some people say.

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - skidpan

Had the camera December 2021 after the routine poo sample. 4 polyps found and removed. Lab said no issue. Repeat in 3 years.

Had the repeat December 2024. 2 polyps found and removed. Lab said no issue. Now back to poo sample in December 2026.

The mixture they give you to use at home certainly works, instant diet.

Worst part of procedure is the insertion of the camera, 2 seconds of discomfort, after that plain sailing.

Best part is continually breaking wind with no complaints from the audience

And you get to watch it all on a TV.

Then a cuppa and biscuit. Home after 10 minutes.

If you are nervous you can have a sedative (I did not have one) but that means hanging around longer in recovery.

Edited by skidpan on 12/09/2025 at 20:27

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - paul 1963

Thanks gent's, means a lot...I'll of course update.

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - Adampr

Thanks gent's, means a lot...I'll of course update.

Yeah, don't bother with the sedative - you won't be able to drive home after if you have it.

It's really not that bad. The one down the throat is actually a lot worse and I've had the joy of doing that twice (it gets easier).

As the others say the stuff they give you to drink the night before is certainly effective. Invest in a good book...

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - daveyjp

You get no points for being brave.

You will be offered sedation, if you aren't comfortable take it.

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - Xileno

Had mine June 2022. It was all very easy.

I was offered intravenous sedation, Entonox with gas or just gas. I declined all but the gas is to hand if you need a quick inhale.

The worst part is worrying about it beforehand, especially if it's your first.

The laxative (I had Moviprep) is tolerable in taste, probably about the same as a Lemsip in winter. You wouldn't describe it as tasty but not repulsive either. I found the first litre didn't do anything but the second played catch-up so stay in or close to the house.

I found my stomach was quite rumbly for a day or two afterwards before settling down.

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - FP

I have been lucky enough to have had four colonoscopies and the level of unpleasantness varied. Some of it is down to the operator, but in my case the transverse colon, which is usually fairly straight, is not, and this causes problems.

As people have pointed out, if you have sedation you can't drive for a while, but I opt for it and have also used gas as well. If you do have sedation it's probably best not to go home on buses or trains, because you will feel wobbly for some hours, so plan for a taxi or lift. You will also need to have a capable adult to keep an eye on you and if you live alone I assume you would be kept overnight.

There is no point in pretending it's pleasant. However, the more you can relax the better it is.

I have been referred for investigation of another bowel issue and I'm pretty sure it will involve a further colonoscopy. Yay!

Edited by FP on 12/09/2025 at 22:44

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - leaseman

I have to report that the Moderators on this Forum, both recent past and present, seem to have a 100% record of the Colonoscopy procedure and the experience of Moviprep. Must be all the Spam that we have to deal with. (10 actual or potential posters of examples disabled before 06.00 this morning)

About a decade ago I was put on a regime of bi-annual inspections, until 5 years ago when they removed 17 polyps..... ..I believe it was a record for the team that dealt with me under Northumbria Healthcare at the time. I was then placed on an annual regime, but now back to bi-annual after only 2 were removed last time.

Opt for the Entonox gas and air, otherwise you will miss all the potential hilarity of the situation if your hospital team are anything like those that deal with me. It's an absolute hoot from start to finish and the most laughs you will have!

"Go with the Flow" - you'll have no alternative- when you use the Moviprep, and if you have a particularly low ceiling, wear a cycling helmet as "Lift-off" can be un-nerving!!

I promise you that the actuality of all of it is nothing like as bad as you worry about- Just wait until you are invited for a Flexi-Cysto camera inspection of an even smaller and more intimate orifice! I had one in May....now that is an interesting experience- and equally as hilarious if you approach it with the same attitude!

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - FP

"Just wait until you are invited for a Flexi-Cysto camera inspection of an even smaller and more intimate orifice!"

Leaseman is referring to the procedure known as a cystoscopy - an inspection of the inside of one's bladder. Yes, I've had one of those too. It involved a brief uncomfortable moment, the rest of it was OK.

And while we're mentioning endoscopies (which is the general name for all procedures involving inserting a camera into an orifice), my wife has been in hospital for an incredible 78 days with pancreatitis plus complications. During that time she has had two ERCPs (Endoscopic Retrograde Cholangio-Pancreatography) to remove gallstones, which is done via a tube inserted into the stomach and beyond.

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - primus 1

Back in 2009 I was admitted to hospital suffering from severe stomach pain, long story short, turns out I had diverticulitis, one of the polyps burst which led to peritonitis, emergency op where I was fitted with a temporary colostomy bag, turns out I had about 24 hours to live if they hadn’t operated, I’ve had all sorts of tests, the most uncomfortable was when I had a scan to see how things were going, it involved inflating my stomach through the stoma, just when I thought they couldn’t put anymore air in, guess what…they did, had the whole thing reversed six months later, I won’t mention the trouble I had with the wound coming open, twice, to the op, it’s probably going to be more uncomfortable than painful, take the sedation if you can organise transport home, don’t forget to leave your dignity at the door ( do they still use those flattering hospital gowns?) and if it’s anything serious,they’ve hopefully got it in time.don’t worry and good luck…??

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - FP

"...don’t forget to leave your dignity at the door ( do they still use those flattering hospital gowns?)"

The thing that makes me chuckle is the disposable hospital underpants with a gap in the back to allow access during the colonoscopy procedure. Apparently they are worn to protect your dignity!

Really, the best thing is to forget dignity. The medical staff have seen everything you could imagine and more. Just relax and let them do the job.

I must admit during one of mine I did let out a bit of swearing. They asked me if I wanted them to stop. I replied no, I just wanted them to get on with it and finish.

Edited by FP on 13/09/2025 at 12:11

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - primus 1

The camera won’t be so bad…it’s the live feed to main reception you have to worry about…

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - Chris M

A couple of observations.

At the age of 65 I've had one minor operation (knee) 12 years ago and two prostate examinations 5 plus years ago (twice yearly blood tests now). I consider myself fortunate compared to you lot.

I hope if I'm unlucky enough to need a camera inserted I'll keep thinking that I'm fortunate to live in a part of the world where it's available, that I'm not a woman who will have received many intimate examinations (especially if they've given birth) and that I've got to this age before things have gone seriously wrong.

When I see children on TV that have either been born with, or have developed, serious conditions that have resulted in dozens of operations/treatment cycles, often painful, I think ain't I a lucky bu**er.

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - paul 1963

Wise words Chris, thanks, we are lucky to be offered these treatments and procedures.

Thanks to everyone that's offered words of encouragement and regaled there own tales, it is important that we look after ourselves, light diet tomorrow plus the magic bowel opening potion for me..

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - leaseman

Every time that I have used Moviprep, a score of Excellent, Good, etc for the preparation is noted by the operator of the camera - thankfully I've always been given one of the aforementioned two "acceptable" scores.

I always wait with apprehension the result, as at that point your naked posterior is in a vulnerable position and I dread to think what a "Thwack" would actually feel like. knowing how jocular the all female team have treated my presence in the past. As I've said before- make light of the whole thing!

Good luck with everything Paul, and relax.

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - mcb100
Nothing to worry about, just the amusing prospect of a recovery room of fellas of a certain age f***ing loudly and repeatedly - the process involves inflating the relevant bits of plumbing with a bit of compressed air from the tip of the probe/camera.
Any - Bit of a delicate subject - mcb100
The missing letters are ‘art’, by the way…
Any - Bit of a delicate subject - Chris M

"The missing letters are ‘art’, by the way…"

Thank you for clarifying that mcb. I was thinking the procedure must make you really horny.

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - Ethan Edwards

I know this forum is 99% male and most of us aren't in the first flush of youth (I'm 62).

Ive had a cameras down the throat to do a scan on the heart, Echo cardiogram Ops on my feet , Sinus polyp removal Op. Blood tests by the score. Even a prostate test by a lady Doctor which was uncomfortable and somewhat embarrassing. But I think you win the prize with your one. 1963? Me too.

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - paul 1963

UPDATE... appointment cancelled! Staff shortages apparently, rebooted for next month..ho hum..

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - Orb>>.

That's what happened to me too.

The privilege of waiting goes on....

Any - Bit of a delicate subject - leaseman

Northumbria Healthcare always figures in the top 10% of the charts for satisfaction and results, and I've never been inconvenienced by delays.

Please don't interpret this as an invitation to increase the elderly local population- The Northeasterly winds will inconvenience you!!!