Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - lezer
I wonder if anyone else regrets buying a Skoda?

A friend of mine bought a new felicia 1.9d to last him into retirement after reading all the hype that the company was under the wing of VW and because they had owned a diesel VW passat for over 12 years without any major problem

But now they have two dogs in the family.
In the first year the sun roof and the front screen leaked then the gearbox packed up at 19.000m then the top n/s front suspension had to have repairs done, and to top it all a piston decided to go sideways instead of up/down at just under 24.000m and apart from fixing the leaks and giving £200 towards the cost of the £700 gearbox they told my friend to go whistle

Good car!!
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - No Do$h
As far as I am aware this is the first sign of problems with the Felicia on this site. Any other Backroomers suffered problems?
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - urlife_006
my girlfriends parents have a felica 1.3, P reg, has proplems with stalling and the "timer"? basically you sit and a set of lights, engine revs up and down it self pull away well try to a kaput, there goes the hazard lights on again and sit for 30 secs then start, recently things started leaking like doors rubber seals, and the offside side light doesnt come on unless you hit the bonet above it, then when on dipped they flash for 10 secs then stay on, almost like a street light warming up, after 8 trips to the dealer that sold them the car i said look get a Vaux, ooooo no no no dad says we like the car, i laughed nicely, then the next day the exhust pipe rubbers? on back box work loss and now rattles.

Sam
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - No Do$h
Not unusual to have problems in a six year old car, but the newer Felicias have been noted for their reliability.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - urlife_006
but compare that to our old A Reg Ford Escort we had got rid of about 5 year ago because the engine packed up or some techinal problem that would cost ££££ to fix, no major problems with that, i have a 7 year old corsa, about half the milage of the gf felicia but not even a noise apart from new exhust pipe needed due to the 9,400 when i got the car, yes 9,400 on a 7 year old corsa, i have just ticked 13,000 but i aint sure how as i got the car 2 months ago, i havent been part birmingham in it and i still manage 4000 miles, is this normal for a private non business use car, although work and back to home is 25 miles
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Pugugly {P}
My Father's SWMBO (aka Mother)has a Fabia. Y plated it has been lavished with neglect. It has been driven to and from Spain a couple of times and has not had a warranty claim and is still a good car despite the lack of care (other than servicing by the book) in fact it would be a pretty sound second hand car for someone.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - lezer
This vehicle was NOT 6 years old, but just out of warranty. And it has VW stamped all over the engine!!
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - No Do$h
This vehicle was NOT 6 years old, but just out of
warranty. And it has VW stamped all over the engine!!


Before you have a seizure, it may help to note that my reply was to Urlife.

No Dosh
mailto:Alan_moderator@honestjohn.co.uk
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - SpamCan61 {P}
Is the Felicia a 'VAG Skoda' or not? Given the introduction date of the Felicia I'm not convinced that VAG would've had much input at the design stage. Agreed they've certainly been built under the VAG umbrella though.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - AlanGowdy
The Felicia was a halfway house between the old Skoda and its current VAG-owned self and not representative of the current lineup. The old jokes are definitely not appropriate for the Fabia/Octavia/Superb models.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - PoloGirl
I think most people know they are just VWs underneath now don't they, but given the choice of the group I'd still have a SEAT. Don't know why, possibly because it has a younger "image"..?

I had a Fabia as a courtesy car once and I was amazed by the amount of kit on it for a basic model. Apart from it being a bit plasticky inside it was just as nice as driving a golf.

People made the usual Skoda jokes... until they had a ride in it.

Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - patently
I think most people know they are just VWs underneath


I have been wondering lately how long VAG have got before Audi buyers realise they can get the same car for a few grand less by buying a VW, and VW buyers realise they can get the same car for a few grand less by buying a Seat or Skoda? At some point it has to all fall down, used prices will crash and VW/Audi showrooms will empty.

I wondered about buying a nice Audi but didn't because (a) I don't want to drive a Skoda* and (b) I don't want every Superb driver to look at me and laugh as the wave the wads of cash they saved despite getting essentially the same car.

My guess is 2-3 years. Any advance?


*plenty of good reasons for this which I will discuss if there is demand. None of them relate to the quality of the cars.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Heebeegeetee
Had a lift in a Fabia before Chrimbo and was staggered at the amount of room in the back seats, far better than our Bora.
A friend has an Octavia Tdi which he has raved about, and said to me that if he doesn't get 60mpg on his way to work "I want to know why!".
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - bradgate
My brother has had an Octavia TDI 110 estate (his choice of company car) for 18 months / 50k miles and is delighted with it. 55 mpg, reliable, reasonably quick, practical, quality excellent, good dealers.

He reccommends the Octavia TDI unreservedly to anyone who 'doubts the wisdom of paying £2000 for a badge'.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Welliesorter
I've had a not quite bottom-of-the-range Fabia for eight months and it's done a little over 4000 miles. I know it's early days but I haven't had cause to return to the dealer in that time.

As most people know, Octavia=Leon=old model Golf and A3, Superb=Passat, Fabia=Polo=Ibiza. I think the Felicia pre-dates all this platform sharing but it certainly appeared under the VW ownership and does have a lot of VW parts.

I went straight to a VW dealer after test driving the Fabia. I was struck by how similar the current Polo is.

Patently seems to have a point and there's another way of looking at the issue of which VAG car to buy. At one time, Skoda were grateful for people's business and sold through smallish, family-owned businesses which sold to loyal buyers. They were no doubt aided by the cheap prices and the fact that free servicing and one or two other nice goodies were offered with the cars. Now that the product has improved, there's anecdotal evidence that they are becoming more like the parent company (even the showrooms are similar now) and some of the advantages from the buyer's point of view are eroding. There's been some discussion of this in the Skoda forums at www.briskoda.net .

If you want grateful dealers, and a good package to make you look at a car you'd otherwise ignore, you now have to be buying Korean.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Blue {P}
The thing is, I don't think it's to do with the quality of the product, as I've no doubt that it is largely the same throughout VAG's range, and indeed other car makers.

It's about brand image, and whilst Audi isn't quite up there with Merc in terms of badge appeal, it is definately higher than a VW, which many people will pay more for. Likewise VW has more status than Skoda.

That's why taxi drivers prefer their Skodas, cheaper to buy, same quality as a VW, and they don't give a hoot about the brand image. :-)

Blue
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Cardew
"same quality as a VW"

There was a thread on this last December triggered by Jeremy Clarkson's article in the Sunday Times. Some of his comments were as follows:-

"He assessed the(Skoda) build quality as on a par with a Fiat and the quality of the materials as a "notch or two down on VW or Audi"

He summed up "But no matter how many times we're told differently. Skoda is still the crappiest badge that money can buy. Telling people you have one marks you out as someone with no style at all"

HJ was also critical of the Fabia.

I can't help thinking that if the cars produced by Skoda(or Seat for that matter) were of the "same quality as a VW" that VAG would simply stick on VW badges and market them as the real thing. After all many manufacturers do exactly that - Vauxhall & Opel for example.


Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - spinner
I think certain people would like to think that Skodas are on par with their old, pre-VAG, counterpart.
They're not, and are far removed from the old rubbish from the eastern block, whose engines fell out going round corners.
My in law (who's as canny as busload of Aberdonians) owns an Octavia TDi that is 1 year old - he knows and you know that it is a VW built under licence.
Lots of Taxi drivers can't be wrong :-}

Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - carl_a
VW put their badge on Skoda pickups, not that you see many about.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - THe Growler
...maybe because you wouldn't pick up much with a Skoda....hehe


Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Dizzy {P}
Cardew,

The fact that you have referred back to the thread that you started on this subject last December indicates that you still have a problem with the name 'Skoda', and I cannot understand why.

You rely on a journalist (Clarkson) who sensation-seeks to impress the gullible. That is not the way to judge the real-life merits and snags of a car. I don't own a Skoda but have relatives and friends with Fabias and Octavias and have yet to come across any complaint from them whatsoever. Without exception, they are delighted with their purchases.

Mind you, their cars haven't been subjected to the ultimate test, i.e. sliding sideways at high speed on a racetrack with tyres smoking and a grinning idiot at the wheel. They leave that to Clarkson.

When I drive my son's 2003 Fabia SDi, which cost less that half the price of my 2003 Rover 75 CDT, I never fail to be impressed with its ride and the way it drives. It has covered 15,000 miles so far and has been back to the dealer just once -- for scheduled servicing. The joke is on those who dismiss the Skoda badge.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - El Hacko
well said - far too much badge snobbery among UK drivers and, as a result, manufacturers like BMW enjoy fat profits. I like what Aprilia says in another thread, about the quality of most cars these.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Cardew
Dizzy,
"indicates that you still have a problem with the name 'Skoda', and I cannot understand why."

Its not the name. However I believe there are valid reasons for challenging the constant assertions(of vested interests?) in the Backroom that Skoda are equal to, or better, than the equivalent VW model.

Of course JC is provocative but his standing is such that he can say exactly what he thinks about cars and IMHO is rarely wrong. He simply believes that the build quality and materials are not as good as VW. Also you will see in the thread that HJ was under whelmed with the Fabia and stated it is not as good as the Polo on which it is based. They are entitled to their opinions and I suggest that they have far more experience than you or I.

By all accounts pre VAG Skodas were ghastly, as the examples owned by 2 acquaintances seemed to confirm. I readily concede that they have improved greatly in recent years. However I looked at a new Fabia for my daughter and was unimpressed. I also wonder if these cars are such good value when depreciation is taken into account. Whether that depreciation is as a result of 'Badge Snobbery' or lower quality(or both) is immaterial. It is an undeniable fact that many would not want to own a Skoda.

C
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - flatfour
Skoda Felicia, the other affs got one, I bought a Passat, it showed that up, for reliability at least, had to turn up in it to a company function as the Passat door handle mech had broke. then onto a Saab, Had to Skoda it again, makes you feel I may as well had the Skoda in the first place, oooh nooo the badge, sorry but the snobbery came in, got to arrive in a VW or Saab, took it to my mates the other day, they laughed like **** something else, then their Merc wouldn't start, had to take the Skoda again.


Skoda are the VW of 10 years ago, reliable, economical, trustworthy. Don't tell the wife.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - lezer
>>Skoda are the VW of ten years ago...

If this were true then Skoda would be a good car to have, trouble is the accountants have more influance than the engineers nowadays.


PS sorry, No Dosh I skiped through that one lightly!
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - No Do$h
PS sorry, No Dosh I skiped through that one lightly!


Aah, these things happen :o)
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Kuang
If my Favorit is anything to go by, then the jokes may well be valid. Admittedly it's a few years old now (one of the first to be released after the VAG takeover) but for a car to need the following work by 36k...

* New shocks and mounts all round
* New balljoints
* New CVs and gaiters
* New rear wiper motor
* New rear wiper jet pump
* New front discs (I believe the originals warped)

It also has the following outstanding faults that I either still need to rectify, or have given up on

* Dead rear demister
* Bad clutch judder
* Terminally notchy and obstructive gearbox with a minor oil leak
* Oil slight leak onto alternator belt, causing slipping
* Rattling pistons on front calipers
* Worrying knocking from rear nearside
* Sagging driver side door hinges, leading to draughts and leaks
* Squeaking heater fan with uneven windscreen distribution
* Badly rattling/squeaking dash
* Even worse rattles from the passenger seat rails
* Jamming passenger window mechanism

There are more but I've forgotten them. Considering that the first 30k were by an old and steady driver who never drove it above 50mph and had it serviced religiously, it's a poor show. I definitely wouldn't buy a Skoda made within 5 years of the takeover, but I *might* consider a newer one depending on how the resale prices were looking at the time.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Welliesorter
The Favorit was really the last of the old Skodas although it was an improvement on dreadful, if endearingly quirky, Estelle. It was launched in the late eighties. VW didn't take over until 1991.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - carl_a
The Felicia was really the last old Skoda, it was a Favorit with bits stuck on that were raided from the VW parts bin. It also had a new dash and some VW engines added to the line up.

The Felicia/Favorit were cheap cars, something that can't be said for the current Fabia which seems quite expensive.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - THe Growler
This was the 1000MB c. 1967

mclellansautomotive.com/photos/B12029.jpg

Imported by Pride and Clarke, it, and its forerunner the Octavia, were so bad as to be unspeakable.

Unfortunately the original shovel-front Toyota Corona came to UK about the same time, and since no one had ever seen a Jap car before, let alone one which had a radio fitted as standard, it got lumped in with Skodas as something no patriotic Englishman would consider.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Big John
Almost all the Skoda cars available now only consist of VW bits. My Octavia is identical under the bonnet to an equivalent Golf.
The exception is the engine fitted to the Fabia 1.4 (8v), this is a bored out version of the original pushrod Skoda 1.3 engine. The 1.4(16V) 75&100 bhp is the VW unit though.

The Fabia and Favorit contained some VW parts but still had Skoda gearboxes etc.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Big John
Sorry meant to say:-
The "Felicia"(not Fabia!) and Favorit contained some VW parts but still had Skoda gearboxes etc.


Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Welliesorter
The exception is the engine fitted to the Fabia 1.4
(8v), this is a bored out version of the original pushrod
Skoda 1.3 engine.


At the risk of sounding a Skoda anorak, I believe this has recently been discontinued and replaced by a 1.2 VW engine.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Welliesorter
...by the way (showing my immense ignorance here) what is a pushrod engine?
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Big John
The pushrod engine has a camshaft (within the engine block) that push cam followers and long rods that then open the inlet/exhaust valves (cylinder head) via rockers. No cambelt though!

PS is the new 1.2 engine chain cam?
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Welliesorter
No cambelt though!


Thanks for the replies to that and sorry for diverting the thread slightly. If someone had told me my car needed its cambelt changing at x thousand miles (and billed me for doing it) I'd have been none the wiser!

I don't know the technical specifics about Skoda's 1.2 engines other than that one is more powerful, and more expensive, than the other. I dare say the info is on their web site.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Manatee
Searched for a helpful diagram - this seems to be a bike site but has a good picture of pushrod valve operation.

speedwaybikes.fortunecity.net/intro.htm

Once referred to as Over Head Valve engines, (to distinguish from side valve!), these were the rule in the 60s, and survive in, among other things, my Ford Ka.
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Flat in Fifth
...by the way (showing my immense ignorance here) what is a
pushrod engine?


auto.howstuffworks.com/camshaft2.htm
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Manatee
What a great site - love the moving diagrams.

Is there a need for a companion site called howstuffdoesntwork?
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Flat in Fifth
What a great site - love the moving diagrams.
Is there a need for a companion site called howstuffdoesntwork?

>>

You might find that on any Renault Technical Forum.... ;)

:ducksdownandrunsforcover:
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Flat in Fifth
Three points here one relating to Skoda, the second relating patently's comments and finally on lezer who started this thread

1)
Just because Skoda were starved of investment cash pre VW doesn't mean to say that some of their engineering wasn't of the highest order. It still is good engineering.

When VW were looking to buy Skoda one of the tests they did was to put this much maligned push rod engine on the test bench and tried to break it. They tried everything they knew and went beyond the point where they knew one of their own engines would have given up the ghost long before. The Skoda engine still ran and all they managed to do was create a chip on the bottom of one of the piston skirts. In the old phrase "they liked the product so much they bought the company"

I have driven all the vehicles nominally based on the same chassis and I cannot for the life of me see why anyone would buy a Polo over a Fabia say. Seat vs Skoda less clear cut, depends more on personal priorities.

2)
Re patently comments.

Nail firmly hit on head there p!

Used a Superb taxi the other day, Superb in more ways than one!
Driver used to have an Audi. Wouldn't even consider going back!
In his shoes neither would I.

3)
Re Lezer: (sorry if this comes across as grumpy but its hopefully an objective comment)

This is the third thread started by this individual trying to knock a company based on the alleged bad experience of one long superseded vehicle belonging to a "friend."

A forum search on the name is very revealing.

In my opinion enough is enough, other less charitable sites might have questioned motives by now. The word troll comes to my mind.

regards,
FiF


Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - Kuang
IIRC, the Favorit was still more or less Skoda until 93 - cars built in the second half of 93 had the 'e' variant higher compression engine as standard without the 'e' badging, where this was previously a higher model. The cat on the later versions sapped a lot of power, so the 'e' went some of the way towards fixing things. I think a fair amount of the running gear was switched over to Polo parts as well, as the cost of the shocks for my early '93 (which are incredibly poor and fragile) is phenomenal for what they are - couldn't get them for any cheaper than £60 a corner compared to £38 for my MK2 Golf. They also seemed to stop making the balljoints out of silly putty too.. ;)

(prepared to be wrong on all of the above points btw.. except possibly the silly putty)
Do the old Skoda jokes still apply? - malteser
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