Castrol 1 Bike Oil - THe Growler
Uncle Rupert's Star Sports Channel got it all wrong for the Philippines. They're running a Castrol commercial which is ludicrously based on a soccer theme (for a country whose favorite national sport by far is cock-fighting, followed by basket-ball and then pool) and ends with the exhortation "Make your bike go like Beckham!"

My biker buddies keep asking me what "a Beckham" is. Is it some brand of bike they haven't heard about....I say don't worry, give thanks you live in a country where in this case ignorance is truly bliss......