Why don't you write back? - sean
Hi folks.

This is an honest question. I am not paid by this site or anyone lurking here.

I have travelled all over the world and nobody offers what HJ does, here.

There are some VERY bright people here. Look at Renault Family, pugugly, embe, rob the bus, Mark (RLBS) what is that?, DD (awfully clever on GM Vauxhall), pugugly , oh yes, mentioned him. Hootie, HF.... This is not some awards night.

The main board directors of some very articulate companies come here. We try and help you. We offer the known solutions to your technical problems that you would spend £ hundreds on. You really would.

HJ hears nothing, we hear a couple and that is it. What do you want?

Use us, reply, or lose us.

Maybe it's me, but I don't like lurkers.
Why don't you write back? - DL
I don't follow?





....or am I being thick?
Why don't you write back? - sean
No, DL, probably me.

What I mean is that HJ pays his own money out for this site.

It costs a lot more than you would think to run a site.

People ask all sorts of questions, that would cost £80 per hour or $120 per hour to sort at a dealer.

Bright folks here offer the solution for free, but only 1 or 2 percent write back with thanks.

What does HJ get out of this?

The bill.

Write back, or lose us.
Why don't you write back? - DL
Oh right I see! I guess this is a trade-off of a successful website..I guess a bit more feedback from 'fixed' forum members would be nice - what about setting up a PayPal type "HJ helped fix my car for nowt and here's my tenner"?

Don't the adverts here bring in enough revenue to keep the site 'alive'? Surely bandwidth isn't a huge problem as there isn't a huge amount of pictures on the site?
Why don't you write back? - spikeyhead {p}
Couldn't agree more. Its not often I post anything on here, but often check to see if I can help. It seems a bit rude of people not to say thankyou for advice that has saved them hours, pounds or both
Why don't you write back? - DL
Often hours or ££'s saved for others on the back of our bad experiences too!
Why don't you write back? - sean
Yes, exactly.

This is what Honest John is all about.

There are a few crooks in the trade.

HJ isn't IMHO.

What is the point of this site then?

To help all of us. You know me, by now.

HJ has tolerated us, at his expense. I know, for a fact, that solutions I have given, free, on the technical forum, are solutions to my own inadequacies in development.

HJ has made none of this, either here or in the "Telegraph".

If I were him, I'd be wondering why I spent the money. If we helped you, write back and say so, or regret the passing of what we all have now, IMHO.
Why don't you write back? - DL
Is it his personal money?

I reckon a PayPal 'thank-you' option would be a good idea!
Why don't you write back? - HF
Sean, I couldn't agree with you more.

And thanks for putting me, albeit last, on your list of 'bright people'! ;)

You are so right in the fact that there are many people who come here and don't even have the courtesy to reply, once people here have fixed their problem.

(Actually I might have an issue with coming last on the list... ;) )

This site is unique, and wonderful. For me, a complete ignoramus, I can ask questions, and will always get a good, informative and polite reply. (I have been feeling guilty because a couple of weeks ago I asked a question about my brake lights - and got some very good replies - but have been unable to take the car to the garage because of a sudden and unexpected lack of money. I HATE not posting straight away to say what the problem was. It seems so rude. In my case I really do have to get a little money together and then go to garage man - and will of course post where relevant of any outcome).

I have said before that I will always click on adverts here, purely because it helps the HJ site. I do not have the means to buy anything from them, but I do it anyway.

Unless my numbers came up tonight, it's the best I can do for now...

HF





Why don't you write back? - HF
Ah, just realised, Sean - you must be operating under the 'save the best till last' philosophy.

HF ;)
Why don't you write back? - sean
Hello, HF.

I truly did not know that you were related to Rob.

If I had problems, I would try to sort them myself, then, when truly stuck would pay "the earth".

Most people here have no understanding of exactly who has written back and answered their posts.

Dr. Ferdinand Pietch comes here. You will not find a brighter poster. In English. Quite worrying.

I would like to speak to you, at the "get together".

Rob is a lucky man, IMHO.

I have to go back to Wolfsburg in October.
Why don't you write back? - HF
Sean -

I have been trying to sort my problems myself since the day the world began, or so it seems!

I *am* in the position where I just cannot pay *the earth*, much as I'd love to. I really do appreciate what you're saying, but if you don't have it you can't do it, can you? Hate admitting that but it's the truth.

Are you really coming down for the get-together? If so I will gladly have a chat. And thanks for your other comment, thanks very much - am too embarrassed to expand - but thank you.

The meeting is for September, hopefully. So, as long as you don't mind travelling down, I /we will look very forward to meeting you.

Wishing to god I could open up a temporary hotel for all far-away BRers who might like to come!

Take care.


Why don\'t you write back? - sean
Sean.Kirby@ntlworld.com

Please write and send me details of our \"DO\"
Why don't you write back? - HF
Ok will do - but also watch in Discussion, because as soon as details are finalised Dan J will be posting them there.

All I know so far is that it will be one sunday in September, in NW London. And the more of us that can get there the better, I feel.

If you don't see it and I don't mail you Sean, nag me, and I will do the business.
Why don't you write back? - Pugugly {P}
"Dr. Ferdinand Pietch comes here. You will not find a brighter poster. In English. Quite worrying."

Is that right ?!

Thanks Sean - I never felt I provided a Service, I try to put right some of the misconceptions about the lawmakers, lawbreakers, enforcers, lawyers and judiciary, I popped in here one night when deeply stressed and have found it difficult to escape..


Why don\'t you write back? - sean
Two of these are incorrect.

Mark, please delete the 2 for VW.

I have posted intranet addresses and this will cause bother.

Thanks

Done. DD
Why don't you write back? - Dan J
Wishing to god I could open up a temporary hotel for
all far-away BRers who might like to come!


Get 'em all to rent a Travelodge room for the night. It'd be cosy but at a push I reckon you could get ten odd people in one - 4 quid each :)
Why don't you write back? - Dan J
Sean - On your return to Wolfsburg, will you be working for Volkswagen? A couple of things have cropped up at my own place of work which you may be interested in - would certainly help VW if they paid heed...

Let me know and I'll mail you...
Why don't you write back? - volvoman
Hi Sean - tend to agree but wouldn't want to tar everyone with the same brush. Sometimes replies/updates just get overlooked and then forgotten. Done it myself once or twice !!
As regards people who don't actively contribute, there are many more people here then this time last year. In fact in recent months there seems to have been an explosion in our population for some reason (can anyone explain this ?) and many of these people seem to come and go. On the one hand, the site needs people to survive but on the other, a certain feeling of familiarity, rapport and even trust is lost when people come and go with such frequency. Please don't anyone think I'm suggesting an exclusive club for long serving members or anything like that - I'm not and many people have been here far longer than me. I do wonder though why we seem to have lost quite a few of the regulars in fairly recent times.

On the point of HJ and this site - I have very personal reasons for wanting this site to survive and continue to be the sort of place I want to be in. I am very grateful to HJ and his 'crew' and have communicated this on many occasions. I do think that more people should bother to say thank you but don't think HJ loses too much sleep over the matter. The best way for all of us to say thank you is for us to participate and contribute as constructively and entertainingly as possible in whatever manner we can - not fogetting to cloick on the banners of course :-)
Why don't you write back? - eMBe {P}
Dr Sean: thanks for the compliment. Do you mind telling us what subject your doctorate is for?

It would be nice if people would bring "closure" to the subjects they raise. Unfortunately, the tendency of society today is to believe that the World owes them a living; and be rude, grab things for free, and not bother with the please & thank you part.

The phsychology of why people participate in internet forums - to just lurk, or just contribute a few times, or become hooked on daily postings - is a fascinating topic. [Well, it is to my friend, a Uni Prof. who is just about to fund a PhD student to trawl through various sites to examine this subject]. Even the lurkers will add value by the fact that the site has a larger audience which attracts advertisers.

As for making this site pay, I seem to recall from past discusssions that the Mods (Martyn or HJ?) have said they would not turn away any donations if people wish to contribute.The best way of repaying HJ currently is to click on the ads as he gets paid a few pennies for every click to teh ads via this site.

I would hazard a guess that HJ never imagined that through this forum he would be a catalyst for Rob & HF becoming an "item". Perhaps Rob & HF should send HJ a bottle of bubbly in kind.
Why don't you write back? - HF
>>Perhaps Rob & HF should send HJ a bottle of bubbly in kind.

A very good idea, eMBe. Be even better to thank him personally at The Backroom Meeting though!

Why don't you write back? - Dan J
Some of us certainly do say thank you etc. If I have created a thread asking for help and I've gotten it I've always said thanks - and this has on occasions been done "offline" or via email. I really hope Andrew Moorey comes to our meet as I owe him a pint.

I also have sent personal thanks to HJ the last two Christmases. I really enjoy this place - socially it's better than any pub for meeting new people and chatting about a subject (motoring of course! <-- motoring link) I hold dear.

Sadly those one off posters who ask a question, get a response and then disappear into the ether will always be there, but we'll always have a big diversity of people/"types" here so that's the way it goes!
Why don't you write back? - Hugo {P}
Hi Sean

I like your post. Spot on, even to the extent of not including me in the "bright" list :)

I suggest that when anyone responds to a request for help, we attach a sentence such as "We would all like to know how you sorted the problem, so we would be grateful for some feedback, we're all still learning"

....or words to that effect.


****Signature? - Ideas on a postcard please anyone!****

Hugo
Why don't you write back? - Baskerville
Sean

Broadly I agree with you that it's only polite to thank people when they help you out and to report back--it helps others too. But I think you're being a little harsh on lurkers. The way boards like this work is on an ad hoc basis. Really when you take advice from someone on here you have no idea of their level of skill, ability or experience until you've hung around a while (if they tell you they are an engineer from VW with a PhD well that sounds great, but it might not be true). I'm not accusing you of lying but sitting here in front of the screen it's easy to be anyone you like (I'm Juan Pablo Montoya by the way, pleased to meet you). As long as you stay "in character" you can carry it off quite easily: nobody's qualifications are checked out here. Many lurkers find what they want and go away. They don't want to post for whatever reason and the beauty of the Internet is that they can do that. There are plenty of people who do post who will thank you if your advice is good.

One other thing. While it's good that auto company execs look in here I should be a bit wary of making it too obvious. One of the great benefits of this site to me has been in learning from the experience of owners whose cars are way beyond the age when the manufacturer cares what happens. They know what the common faults are after years of hard use and they know of effective techniques, short-cuts and bodges that would horrify a professional engineer. Their experience is valuable. If the site becomes too "professional" many of those people will be scared away or at least discouraged from posting.

So thanks Sean for your contributions and your help but I think you should be more circumspect about playing up your "manufacturer" credentials.

Now, back to testing this pesky Williams. More downforce, Frank!

JPM

Why don't you write back? - Phoenicks
Some very good points from all. I think a thank you for advice given is a very appreciated thing. However one great thing about the internet is that it enables people to share information on most fronts for free rather, and usually the help you give others will return to you when you need assistance. Its nice in a world of greed and corporate robbery to see something that is done for neither profit nor gain. purely for the benefit of each other.

Now HJ writes books and magazine and newspaper columns now doubt for reward. Absolutely fine. But if he wasnt well known then he probably wouldnt get the work of the newspapers and magazines. As such this widens his name and adds to his marketibility (think thats the right spelling?!!) and therefore this adds to his ability to make more income. I'm pretty sure that he doesnt set this up out of the goodness of his heart and the investors dont invest for love. If you look at the weekly best deals advertised and the companies that advertise their cars and new deals and the ads up the side, and also the pop ups i would say there is a good element of income there.

I agree with ChrisR. Allow the beauty of the internet to continue on this site and allow people to make their own choices. Keep it non commercial and retain the unbiased technical advice approach.
Why don't you write back? - Liverpaul
Interesting post sean. I came across the site through reading the Saturday Telegraph, and was inpressed bu HJ's pages in the motoring section.

I used to visit the site just to read the news in the scroll banner to the right, but with a spare couple of minutes one day looked at the backroom and was impressed with what was there. It is really good to have a sensible discussion about many motoring (and other) matters without any of the childish or imbecelic posts on many chatrooms that IMHO spoil the experience.

When I bought my good lady's mondeo I was lucky enough to get an answer to our leaking boot problem from a number of you and posted back with my gratitude. I now when i get a few spare minutes over lunch try and help if i am able to others questions as well as make comments within discussion and think it is excellent. It's also interesting because there are a broad range of us who have different favourite makes and models, makes overall for fairly balanced responses on the whole.

Long may it continue. As I live in Brum I'll try and make the meet if I am able to once the details have been confirmed.

Paul
Why don't you write back? - Mark (RLBS)
A fair point Sean, but perhaps a little strongly put.

Lurkers are welcome.

The majority of members here "lurked" for a fair while before they started contributing. And even if they never contribute directly they add value by following the links and/or telling their friends.

And then there are others who simply do not want to contribute but enjoy reading. Good luck to them.
Pseud's Corner ? - Dave E
Wow! I never realised I was in such exalted company and I bow before your immense encylopeadic knowledge of the automobile. How I ever managed to ever get behind the wheel of a car before I discovered "The Honest John Forum" is way beyond my modest abilities.

Sorry for the tone of the above but methinks some are taking themselves a little bit too seriously. I don't profess to have any idea the number of users that dip in and out of this website but given the Telegraph's circulation, I would imagine it is quite large. To call them lurkers, is insulting. I browse regularly and contribute very occasionally, that I think is the general idea of such forums, sharing knowledge and bucking the system of big business - perhaps.

As I see it the trouble with a lot of forums is they become very clubby or even start to form clique's and this then starts to alienate occasional users.

I have already stopped visiting an MX5 website for the latter as it started to be dominated by one idiot who felt he had the answer to everything and was insulting all and sundry in the process.

The above thread's content is disturbing, in that it is becoming apparent that this forum appears to be going down that road. That would be a shame as it is such a mine of free and useful information and long may it reamin so.



Pseud's Corner ? - Dan J
Some damn good points there Dave E.

Although there are many regular posters on this forum, having a place that appears "cliquey" is the last thing I and imagine most others would want.

Hopefully those who do "lurk" (which I do in other forums - it is my given right as an internet user!) do see that.

If not then we're definitely heading in the wrong direction...
Pseud's Corner ? - Stargazer {P}
Dear All,

I would agree that feeding back success (or otherwise) in resolving a query or technical problem is a polite way of saying 'thankyou'. I have received help of various types over the years I have been in the back room (lurking almost since the very start) and made the effort to feed back on a long standing Volvo problem in the archive.

But for the most part, for us lurkers/very occasional posters
it takes either something very close to home in the discussion or something in our direct experience to contribute to the technical forum.While I read HJ most weekdays and regularly check the adverts, I dont have the (work) time to join in as fully as many do.

Contributions also seem to go in phases, often we dont hear from somebody for ages then they reappear....often with a new moniker.

keep up the good work

Dr Ian

(check the 'life outside the backroom' thread for the Dr subject)

Pseud's Corner ? - A Dent{P}
IMHO balance is restored to this thread by Chris R and Mark (RBLS).
One of the great attractions of this site is the diversity of occupations, talents, views etc that the contributors bring to bear on the wealth of motoring subjects, even new threads on oil dredge up new things, and sometimes with ?outside the box? thinking that is a refreshing change.
However, now that we have cornered a Guru, and an engine one at that we can start a wish list?

1.Hence forth it is illegal to design a new engine with a horizontally mounted oil filter at the rear of the engine. I simply don?t care that it cost £2 more to mount it vertically on the front. Just do it please!.

2.You are thinking of using a cambelt in a new design. You are sacked. No questions. (To learn how not to use cam chains, study Honda CB250?s of the mid 70?s)

3.Ancillaries may last 100K, but must be easily replaceable by one person in one hour. Study small jap engines.

Hmmm, this could be an interesting user interface after all.
Pseud's Corner ? - J Bonington Jagworth
"You are thinking of using a cambelt in a new design. You are sacked.."

Seems a bit harsh! Both will need replacing eventually, and I know which I'd rather do. If they're good enough for Ducati...
Pseud's Corner ? - A Dent{P}
>Seems a bit harsh! Both will need replacing eventually, and I know which I'd rather do. If they're good enough for Ducati...

Yes perhaps. Owner with recked engines might agree though.

I dont know that much about Ducati's but isn't their lovely desmo v twin gear driven in the cam dept?. A failure free zone I suspect.
Pseud's Corner ? - trancer
"isn't their lovely desmo v twin gear driven in the cam dept?"

They used to be, but switched to belts decades ago.

"Both (chain and belt) will need replacing eventually"

Perhaps, but the only time I have personally known of cam chains being changed was at engine rebuild time and even then, it was only because the engine was apart and there was a "Since we have come this far, might as well" feeling in the air.

Granted this was on push-rod V6/V8s, but I still haven't heard of cam chain replacement as part of regular service with any engine.
Pseud's Corner ? - J Bonington Jagworth
"I still haven't heard of cam chain replacement as part of regular service"

I'm not an expert here, but I believe it was necessary on Saab engines at 60-70k to help preserve them. If this was done, they then regularly went on to 300-400k.
Pseud's Corner ? - Mark (RLBS)
>>it is becoming apparent that this forum appears to be going down that road.

Believe me, it won't. I have the edit button and the waffle scissors. And if they don't work, there is always the idiot axe.

M.
Cheers then - hootie
Sean - no idea how I came to get an name check, other than for an outstanding contribution to the site (the dramatic equivalent of rushing on stage and knocking all the scenery over in one feel swoop I fear!) ;) Cheers anyway, and btw - on the wipers, I'd seen those aerodynically hidden ones, and just thought they were 'posh' lol

Unlike people who lurk and read for ages, I just took the plunge. Perhaps lurking and seeing what's what for a while might have been wiser, but I'd read HJ's column in the DT for such a long time, and often noticed enquiries about cars for young drivers - when that question became a pressing one in my own home, I just waded straight in and asked it again, specifically tailored to our own family requirements. Having gained the much appreciated comments and advice, made a decision etc. decided that this was a great place to be educated and entertained at the same time.

No one ever gave me much of an education regarding cars, and not having had any particular problems so far, I've never had to seek out much information. Getting a daughter on to the road has made me try and rectify this, and make sure that she's equipped with a broader knowledge base than I was at her age. Things picked up from here have sparked discussions at home, and it's good to see the variety of opinions on all kind of motoring related topics.

I like it!
Cheers then - sean
Please accept my apologies.

I often seem to offend folks.

I am no Guru, clearly.

I just like to know what happens to things. The beauty of the BR is the plethora of people who frequent it and their friendly comments.

Sorry.

Cheers then - andymc {P}
No, I think the core point you made was valid, ie that this site is free at the point of use and so many of us benefit from it, a little feedback is only courtesy. I've tried to provide information wherever I can (mainly limited to the biodiesel thread!) but am the first to admit I have gained much more from this site than the sum of my contributions, especially from "basic" parts of the site such as the Car-By-Car Breakdown. I have never encountered a similarly comprehensive resource dedicated to cars over 3 years old, something I can usually only access by paying for Used Car Buyer magazine.

I like the idea that people would at least give some feedback as to the outcome of a query. I also like the suggestion made by A Dent regarding a wish list - hear hear!
andymc
Cheers then - googolplex
but am the first to
admit I have gained much more from this site than the
sum of my contributions


I think that this hits the nail firmly on the head as to why this site is so enjoyable. I suspect that andy's comment holds true for nearly all contributors no matter how technically astute they may happen to be. Its a "division of labour" thing that I learnt in A-level economics once upon a time...

As for me, I am guilty as charged, have reaped more from this site than I have sown and have not been explicitly thankful every time. So apologies for that and thanks, because this site blows away many of the myths of car ownership that have foxed me for so long. It also means - as someone who has often been diddled by hookey mechanics in the past - that I can be more confident when dealing with the motor trade which is the second most costly aspect of my life.

Splodgeface
Cheers then - J Bonington Jagworth
"I just like to know what happens to things."

I wholly agree with that. FWIW, I do always try to thank anyone who has supplied me with useful information. As an occasional regular (if that makes sense) I do sometimes forget which threads I have posted in, and my only real gripe about the forum software is that there isn't a quick way to locate them. Icing on the cake, I grant you, but an 'own comments' button might encourage feedback.

As I'm here, I should like to add my appreciation for HJ's efforts in keeping this going. It is a veritable mine of useful information and talent, and if the Telegraph management are listening, HJ is why I buy your paper on a Saturday!
Cheers then - Rob the Bus {P}
>>if the Telegraph management are listening, HJ is why I buy your paper on a Saturday!

Reading, surely JBJ ;-)!

But I agree entirely. The sole reason that I buy the ST is for HJ's page in the motoring section. That and the property section so I can dream how to spend my squillions!

I agree with Sean totally (and how nice to be labelled 'bright' for a change!). And the person who mentioned the PayPal idea has hit the proverbial nail on the proverbial head - providing that PayPal themselves don't charge a fortune for HJ to get at the many millions of pounds that we will be sending his way!

Cheers

Rob
"Lord of Lard"
Cheers then - J Bonington Jagworth
"Reading, surely.."

I did write that originally, Rob, but then I thought that the Telegraph big cheeses are probably so exalted that they have people to surf the web for them (and then read out the interesting bits)... :-)
Why don't you write back? - J Bonington Jagworth
" it's easy to be anyone you like "

Says ChrisR, signing himself JPM!

JBJ - I know, but at least I'm entirely fictional...