Describe a car - 1 word - Phoenicks
Do you ever see a car and just know you could sum it up in one word?.

Some examples:

New Saab 93 Cab - dumpy.
Mercedes S Class - smooth
McLaren F1 - hmmm.
Citroen Saxo - fragile.
Nova - Nipper
SLK - girlie.


Anyone like to add some!
Describe a car - 1 word - Garethj
Sierra Cosworth - Stolen!
Describe a car - 1 word - Altea Ego
Punto - Broken

(ha beat you to it sean - whay you gonna say now)
Describe a car - 1 word - glowplug
Panda - Rust!
Describe a car - 1 word - Maz
Porsche Cayenne - Booo
Toyota Carina - Taxi
Describe a car - 1 word - teabelly
Aston Martin DB7 - sublime
Renault Avantime - ridiculous
Rolls Royce Anything - swish
Bentley Turbo R - bruiser
Lotus Elise - pert
Citroen Picasso - blobby


teabelly
Describe a car - 1 word - Phoenicks
This is great - I like the cossie one!

Focus RS: TorqueSteer (2 words i know but i was trying to get it inside the one word bit!)

Lamborghini: Pimp

Ferrari 360: CouldntaffordaLamborghini (pushing it i know!)

Range Rover: Suburban

Saab 93 (old conv.) wobbly

Describe a car - 1 word - james S
Honda civic 1.4 - Slippers
Describe a car - 1 word - Obsolete
Ford Ka: Teapot
Old Style Nissan Micra: Zimmer-frame
Citroen 2CV, Lada: Sad
Describe a car - 1 word - Citroënian {P}
MINI - grin
Citroen DS - hovercraft
SUV - van
Lee
MINI adventure in progress
Describe a car - 1 word - SteveH42
Ford Ka: Teapot


I still don't find it funny! :p

Rover 100 - Pensioner
Older Fords - Joyride
Describe a car - 1 word - matt35 {P}
Any big off roader doing the school run - Plonker?
Matt35
Describe a car - 1 word - Miller
Maestro - Melancholy
Describe a car - 1 word - sean
Showing my age now, but who cares?

Allaggro

Dagenham Dustbin

Ford takeaway

Fiat Sellafield transmission (no-one in the trade will go near it)

(I know it's not 1 word. What Yorkshireman ever used 1 word when 10 would do? Talk's cheap! )
Describe a car - 1 word - neil
Rover... Dog

MG...Dog!
Describe a car - 1 word - madf
yellow cars (all): yeuch!

pink cars: yeuch

white cars: dirty

Renaults (syling): yeuch!

Rolls Royce Siver Shadow: barge

Maybach: barge

Rovers all models and colours: carp

VWs: overpriced

4x4s : all models and colours: overbearing

Ferraris : impractical

Hummers: yeuch,overpriced,barge, overbearing carp

:-)






madf
Describe a car - 1 word - Adam Going (Tune-Up)
Lola T70 - business

Regards, Adam
Whatever is rightly done, however humble, is noble.
Describe a car - 1 word - Obsolete
BMW Z3: Hairdresser
Toyota Landcruiser: Truck
Describe a car - 1 word - Beau
Mondeo....No
Vectra....Na
Passat....Naw
Toledo....Umm
A6........Yeah
Alfa 155..Yeaha
Alfasud...Ha
2CV.......Baby
Citroen CX......OHBaby
1988 Maserati Bi turbo......splutter
2003 Quatroportte...........Hmmmm

Late now........Bed
Describe a car - 1 word - Hugo {P}
Fiat Multipla - UGLY
Fiat Regata - Extinct
Landrover Discovery - Liability
Lada Riva - Solid/Dependable/cheap/unpretentious/Brick (I had one for a short while and whilst the build quality was a bit iffy, I never had any problems with it whatsoever)
Old Mini - Nostalgic
Ford Escort MkII - plodder
Pug 309 SRI - deceptive (performance wise!)
Volvo 244 (1978) outtamywaydammit! (My mother wrote off a series III landie in hers)
Volvo 345 (1982) isaidouttamywaydammit! (My mother would have written off another series III if they'd not scapered before she arrived!)
Alfetta 2.0 GTV 1978 (as owned by my late uncle) - WOW!
Morris Oxford Series 6 - Beautiful. (I had one for 3 years)

H
Describe a car - 1 word - Dynamic Dave

Ford Sierra - Jellymould.
Describe a car - 1 word - HF
This thread is great even though I have nothing to add to it. Apart from, I suppose, the word people used to use when describing my old, decrepit, yellow, Talbot Sunbeam - the skip.
Describe a car - 1 word - volvoman
Couldn't you think of a couple of expletives to describe your last 2 motors HF ;-)
Describe a car - 1 word - Dynamic Dave

Rover 75 Estate - Herse.
Describe a car - 1 word - THe Growler
1966 Mustang V-8 Candy Apple Red Convertible: knickerdropper.
Describe a car - 1 word - peterb
BMW M Coupe - Breadvan
BMW 328 converttible - Dealer*
Merc "sport coupe" - stumpy
Merc "sport coupe" - hatchback (ho, ho, ho)
Pug 406 saloon - ordinary
Pug 406 coupe - gorgeous
Pug 306 4 dr saloon - boring
Pug 306 cabrio - gorgeous

* not car dealer......
Describe a car - 1 word - peterb
Pug 206CC - broken!
Describe a car - 1 word - apm
some from my youth,

Ford Cortina (mk 4-5): shed
Cortina (mk 4-5) estate: garage
Ford granada (mk2): portakabin
granada (mk2) estate: warehouse
ford sierra: slug
sierra estate: snail (ie slug with portable accomodation, not a reference to slowness, although they weren't exactly quick)

APM.
Describe a car - 1 word - MonkeyFunk

80's Jag XJ - Sheepskin coat

Capri 3.0/2.8- Dave

Capri 1.6 - Neville - Keith

P6 V8 - sawn off - Geezer - Post office

Honda Concerto/Rover 213 - Victor

Maxi vanden plais - Luxury (hehe)


Describe a car - 1 word - matt35 {P}
Renault - Culo?
Matt35.
Describe a car - 1 word - bradgate
Renault Scenic - Mummy
Suzuki Vitara - Gay
Citroen Berlingo - Labrador
Dodge Viper - Viagra
Micra - Learner
Describe a car - 1 word - madf
I forgot this from my student days:
Austin A35 ESTATE: passionwagon:-))))



madf
Describe a car - 1 word - tunacat
Nice one!! As favoured by James Hunt, no less!

Cayenne - Sirion
Sirion - Cayenne

(latest) Kia Rio <-> (latest) RX300

punto cabriolet - TrainingShoe

Describe a car - 1 word - peterb
New Micra - frog
New Megane - bustle*
New 7 series - earlymazda323rearlights
3 Series Compact - squashed
Scorpio - melted

LOVE this thread!

* "a stuffed pad worn by ladies to support and elevate the back of the skirt just below the waist, in fashion during the 19th century" (Collins Dictionary)
Describe a car - 1 word - Ben79
Citroen DS: Rare
BMW 5 series: Arrogant
On my 3rd Citroen. Saxo, Xsara, C5.
Describe a car - 1 word - SjB {P}
\"Audi TaT\" (IMO this dumpy childs toy could never be called \'stylish\')

\"BMW Maxi\"

A real Mini - Tardis

Austin Maestro - Jemini (Think about it)

Ford Sierra - Plain
Describe a car - 1 word - LongDriver {P}
Vauxhall Vectra (new) - indicators?
Maestro - ironoxide
Discovery - broken
MR2 - hairdresser
New Honda Accord - turboslippers
Describe a car - 1 word - teabelly
Fiat Seicento - cheap-skate
Daewoo Matiz - cheeky
Jaguar E type - cad
Rover P5 - gentleman
Rover SD1 - bankrobber
Range Rover - gentry
Defender - muddy
Freelander - mudless
TVR tuscan - doughnut


teabelly
Describe a car - 1 word - Rob the Bus {P}
Given my propensity towards the falling down water:

Bentley - Champagne
Rolls-Royce - Cava
Ford Streetka - Chardonnay
Rover 75 - Burgundy
Nova 1.0 with full GTE bodykit - Lager
Massey Ferguson - Cider
Jaguar XK8 - Gin and tonic
TVR - 12 pints of lager, 7 whisky chasers, 3 kebabs of dubious origin and a fist fight

Any more :-) ?

Cheers

Rob
"Lord of Lard"
Describe a car - 1 word - NitroBurner
Ford Granada - Sweeny

Rover P5 V8 - Thatcher

(2) Jaguars - Prescott
Describe a car - 1 word - Trisha TR
Any Rover - Flatcap
Suziki \'Notso\' Swift
Triumph TR7 - Glorious
TVR Tuscan - Gimme
Audi TT - XR3i (ie common)
Triumph TR7 - Frustrating
Ford Galaxy - bus
Pug 206cc - hahahahaha
MX5 - shortbackandsides
Triumph TR7 - RAC
VW Passat - badgesnob
SporkKa - mardigras
TriumphTR6 - Cometodaddy
VW Nova - growup
Renault Megane - throwup

(okay so the TR7 is in a few times... depends on the day doesn\'t it?)

Describe a car - 1 word - 3500S
3-series - common
Passat - smug
Saxo - spotty
Ka - rollerskate

Older cars

Lambo Miura - Panache
Rover 3500S - Cad
Mini Cooper - Headbutt
BMW 2002 - Pretender
Toyota Crown - Slaphead
Maxi - Mutt
Allergo - Suicidal
Dolomite Sprint - Anklebiter
Citroen DS - Sputnik
Describe a car - 1 word - Nellyspania
My seat marbella-indescibable
Describe a car - 1 word - Nellyspania
So indescribable that I have problems spelling it!
Describe a car - 1 word - paul45
Smart - Not
Describe a car - 1 word - Mattster
Fiesta - girl
Nissan Almera Hurricane - not
StreetKa - funny
Alfa 156 - dog
Chrysler Cruiser - hearse
Micra - frog
BMW 7-series - excess
Merc SL55 - ludicrous
Citroen C6 - pointless
Describe a car - 1 word - Morris Ox
Old diesel Fiesta I drove today - bag
Old diesel Fiesta I drove today - of
Old diesel Fiesta I drove today - nails

 

Value my car