Exhaust sniffers - hillman

Are you an exhaust sniffer ? Too many times I've been coming up Chunal hill near Glossop at night and some clown is so close to my rear end that I'm sure they are following so close because they are getting a 'high' from the exhaust gas. Or, they are relying on me to negotiate the bends for them. I will let you into a secret - I have difficulty seeing the bends too, especially with your headlights so close. Then, when the road is straight the clowns drop back to a safer distance.

Exhaust sniffers - Vitesse6

Well they are probably having pollution withdrawal symptoms since the infamous Glossop chimney stopped dumping all that sulphur dioxide on the town.

I well remember the valiant efforts of the Glossop Clean Air Campaign.

Exhaust sniffers - FoxyJukebox

A young inexperienced driver without any question of doubt.Pull over let "him" pass-get his number then when you are at home check on the website if his car is taxed/MOT'ed.

Exhaust sniffers - SLO76
I enjoy the look of panic on their faces as I randomly touch the brake pedal while they're two feet off my tailpipe. Lesson usually learned though sometimes you'll find an outraged twit flying back up behind you again simply to learn from the same trick again.
Exhaust sniffers - gordonbennet

Many years now have taught me to completely ignore the idiot behind,never ever locking eyes with them, if they are intent on overtaking i'll help them past with pleasure, a skilled driver won't tailgate they will be further back so before commmitting to the wrong side of the road they will already be much faster than you, and its always a pleasure to see a good driver making progress not just speeding or straight line only heroes i mean those few who are truly competent but safe behind the wheel.

I don't apply the brake lights to shift them, antagonising an idiot can only make them more idiotic, i'd much rather they came by without the notion of teaching me a lesson so i can keep an eye on them, theory being if they do something stupid it won't be me they hit.

The only really stupid tailgaters i can recall recently have been younger women, i had one a few weeks ago like this on a seriously busy 2 way road sitting right up the back on my old Landcruiser and constantly pushing out onto the other side of the road as if looking for an overtaking opportunity that simply will not present itself and no chance of letting her by because there was no opportunity and i'm following several cars myself but probably not close enough :-), at the roundabout she shot past (relief) in the outside lane to show off the prominent baby on board sticker (Zafira which i find are often driven like this), you can't help or educate plant pots all you can do is hope its someone else they run into.

I find Friday afernoons evenings the time these lemmings come out in numbers, its the time of the week i avoid being on the road if possible.

Edited by gordonbennet on 17/12/2016 at 09:53

Exhaust sniffers - tourantass
Any news on the Glossop bypass..that would help get rid all the endless queues we seem to get stuck in whenever we travel to Sheffield.
Exhaust sniffers - hillman

I don't think that the Glossop bypass has much urgency in the right quarters, not many votes in it. And, the people are unlikely to fill in the surveys to the satisfaction of the authorities. When the survey questionaire was sent out for the Hazel Grove to Manchester Airport bypass There were about five questions regarding the route and nine regarding 'social' orientation.

I never dab my brake pedal in case I get 'taught a lesson' as I have in the past when I have annoyed an idiot.

Exhaust sniffers - gordonbennet

Those same idiots have been known to teach 44 ton artics a lesson on wet roads for some perceived slight Hillman, i suspect a few of them have ended up in their own post mortem examinations over the years as a result.

Exhaust sniffers - tourantass
On the subject of "teaching a lesson" a work collegues husband was "approached" by three yobs while he was pushing his grandson in his pushchair along the canal... they demanded his mobile phone....which resulted in one yob with a broken wrist, one went swimming in the canal...the other decided to go for run in the opposite direction....play with fire (or an ex para) and you will get burnt.
Exhaust sniffers - NARU

I don't think they are aware they are doing it most of the time. I overtook three cars and the artic they were following the other morning.

I notice on the motorways too, that you get people driving less than a car length away at 70mph+

I've said it before, but we need regular top-up training for drivers. They need to have their dangerous flaws pointed out to them.

Exhaust sniffers - hillman

I read somewhere once that a driving test should be only allowed if the applicant can prove that he/she has been taught by a registered motoring school. Being taught by a benevolent uncle who has just been missing death for 30 years sould not be allowed.

Exhaust sniffers - gordonbennet

I read somewhere once that a driving test should be only allowed if the applicant can prove that he/she has been taught by a registered motoring school. Being taught by a benevolent uncle who has just been missing death for 30 years sould not be allowed.

I'd argue that point in the world of my work Hillman, lorry drivers are not being taught to drive lorries as lorries any longer, but in some ways to drive as they would a car, it has implications for serious consequences IMHO, the training scheme needs to go back to vehicle control, with the emphasis of the driver being in control not relying on brakes to slow, which is the current mantra and has been for several years, this lack of proper control is being ignored in a current proceedings which we can't discuss yet, but i will comment on in due course.

Edited by Avant on 19/12/2016 at 00:53

Exhaust sniffers - gordonbennet

drat, tried to correct my glaring speeling error re consequences, timed out.

thought that was being altered a bit for old fools like me.

(Edit: Done it for you GB. I thought so too - I can't tell for myself as I can edit at anyb time!)

Edited by Avant on 19/12/2016 at 00:54

Exhaust sniffers - Smileyman

stuck behind an old pickup on Friday on the way home from work, the exhaust fumes smell reminded me of days of old when all cars smelt this way, pleased matters have advanced .... as there was no wind the fumes tended to linger, driving on a Kent coastal road often there is a northerly wind blowing down from Norway, bitter cold but fresh clean air, but not this time.