Expensive week

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Sun 23 Feb 2003 00:48
Expensive week - Tom Shaw
HOW TO DEPLETE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN TWO EASY STEPS

Step 1

Place cup of tea on shelf above PC's base unit and nudge it with your elbow. Watch in horror as the whole system performs a spectacular "Illegal Shutdown", never to restart again. I always wanted to upgrade to XP, but not like this.

Step 2

Decide to hoover car. Open passenger door and proceed to poke about with the Vax. Make sure the wind is gusting strongly so that the door is flung violently against the window ledge causing a neat dent along the edge, large enough to be visible from Mars and also removing a chunk of paint.

I've also got a stinking cold and SWMBO wants a new three piece suit.

Apart from that, life is sweet.
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Sun 23 Feb 2003 01:01
Expensive week - bafta
*SWMBO wants a new three piece suit.*

Tom, I know that you've had a bad week but why has SWMBO started wearing men's clothes? Has she decided to wear the waistcoat as well as the trousers?
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Sun 23 Feb 2003 10:01
Expensive week - NWS
bafta, you beat me to it, you swine. LOL any way
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Sun 23 Feb 2003 13:17
Expensive week - Tom Shaw
Incredable the difference an "e" can make, isn't it?

No drug jokes, please.
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