Unlike Monty Python this parrot seems to be alive.
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/10968335.Learner_driver_stopped_on_M62___accompanied_by_only_her_pet_parrot/?ref=var_0
What did the parrot say when the copper put his head in the window and said "Hello, hello ..."?
Offered the the copper "pieces of eight ..." as a bribe !
Some ladies have been known to prefer birds of another feather in the back of their car. :-"
Aunty Mary had a canary and a cockatoo.............................................