Porsche - not a wise driver! - Trilogy

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Porsche - not a wise driver! - gordonbennet

Credit to the car for making it that far.

Its not just this bloke it seems to be a national phenomenon, people switch common sense off as they switch the sat nav on.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - bathtub tom

I wonder where the local dogging sites are?

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Dutchie

That is why he got lost..>)

Porsche - not a wise driver! - jamie745

As a Liverpool follower I am familiar with Andre. Good lad, quiet type, should go far in the game.

However, this is slightly curious because....he's on loan at Derby County. Liverpool's own training complex is in fact located in West Derby. It's not like he doesn't vaguely know the area.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - skidpan

However, this is slightly curious because....he's on loan at Derby County. Liverpool's own training complex is in fact located in West Derby. It's not like he doesn't vaguely know the area.

Bit of a geography lesson.

Derby County play at Pride Park which is in Derby, Derbyshire.

West Derby is a Mersyside district just west of Liverpool city.

They are about 75 miles apart as the crow flies, by road its probably over 100 miles.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - craig-pd130

Its not just this bloke it seems to be a national phenomenon, people switch common sense off as they switch the sat nav on.

For most of the UK, a large-scale atlas will get you to within 5 miles of where you want to go, then a Google map covers the rest

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Skezza

Let me guess, he was using the internal sat nav, probably supplied by Porsche... *sigh* People never learn, or care...

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Armitage Shanks {p}

Named Wisdom, apparently. Perhaps a name change would be in order or some action under the Trade Descriptions legislation

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Bobbin Threadbare

Named Wisdom, apparently. Perhaps a name change would be in order or some action under the Trade Descriptions legislation

Exactly! Nominative determinism gone horribly wrong!

For goodness' sake Jamie - that geography is appalling! Especially for a self-confessed Koppite such as yourself.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - jamie745

Yeah I don't live up north and it's not my fault they keep giving different places the same names. I have been to Anfield, but for about 20 years I've assumed Derby was just down the road from Liverpool because it'd be odd if the training ground was so far away.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - gordonbennet

Jamie has a point about the British fad for the same place names, why do we do this still.

A fine example is the huge industrial park near Lutterworth known as Magna Park...then some clown decided to name the new warehousing site on the A421 at Wavendon on the SE outskirts of Milton Keynes....wait for it...Magna Park, yes someone presumably on a 6 figure salary and agreed by umpteen other planks all nodding sagely thought that would be a good idea, imagination non.

I can easily understand two hamlets 50 miles apart being named the same in the year 1263, most people probably never travelled more than a days walk from where they lived their short lives, how would they know another place of identical name existed, but in the 21st century?

Edited by gordonbennet on 11/11/2013 at 22:31

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Andrew-T

I can easily understand two hamlets 50 miles apart being named the same in the year 1263, most people probably never travelled more than a days walk from where they lived their short lives, how would they know another place of identical name existed, but in the 21st century?

In those days, GB, hamlet names were descriptive, at least for Anglo-Saxon speakers. What is the meaning of Magna Park?

Once or twice I have thought it might be amusing, on the weather map after TV news, to indicate all the Newports in the UK instead of the usual London, Birmingham - or even Derby ....

Porsche - not a wise driver! - focussed

Yeah I don't live up north and it's not my fault they keep giving different places the same names. I have been to Anfield, but for about 20 years I've assumed Derby was just down the road from Liverpool because it'd be odd if the training ground was so far away.

but for about 20 years I've assumed Derby was just down the road from Liverpool

Ho Ho Ho - made my day did that Jamie!

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Ed V

What would Brian Clough say!!!!!!! Perhaps the Mersey derby should be with Derby then, not Everton?

Porsche - not a wise driver! - serpentinebelt1978

Well, don't want to drag up the old cliche about football players.. That car though needs to be dragged out and ought to receive some car servicing after that.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Avant

These things happen usually because the satnav has been set to 'shortest' rather than 'quickest'.

It's possible that the Porsche salesman set it to 'shortest' deliberately, as a silent protest against the un-wisdom of an under-21 having a Panamera, and is now laughing to himself.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Ed V

I recall Princess Diana's brother taking a taxi from his Northampton estate to Stamford Bridge.

Unfortunately, the driver turned north up the M1...............and he missed the game.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Skezza

These things happen usually because the satnav has been set to 'shortest' rather than 'quickest'.

It's possible that the Porsche salesman set it to 'shortest' deliberately, as a silent protest against the un-wisdom of an under-21 having a Panamera, and is now laughing to himself.

Possibly, but it isn't quite as straightforward as that.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - quizman

Jamie, I know Liverpool people are regarded by some as being a bit thick. But really are you telling me that you didn't realise where Derby is?

Derby County were a magnificent team in the late 60s and early 70s managed by Brian Clough. We got to the semi finals of the European cup, I know Liverpool have won it several times but we were chuffed. Our captain, Roy McFarland was a Liverpool born player. We won the league twice!

Derby is where Rolls Royce makes aero engines, surely you have heard of them?

Are you winding me up?

By the way Andre is a super player, thanks. I understand Liverpool are after our home bred player Will Hughes, he will be captain of England within 5 years. He is a truly fantastic footballer.

I've never fancied a Porsche, they are hopeless in the mud!!!

Porsche - not a wise driver! - jamie745

But really are you telling me that you didn't realise where Derby is?

Well I've never been there, or had reason to learn its location. I just knew it was North-ish.

To me, the country is Wales, Middle England, Londoney bit, East Anglia, The North & Scotland. Just the other day I was wondering why the club couldn't find somewhere in Liverpool to train.

Derby is where Rolls Royce makes aero engines, surely you have heard of them?

I've heard of Rolls Royce yes. No idea they made engines in Derby though.

I admit I'm not the sharpest with directions. I still use a Sat Nav to get to my mums house. On motorways I need a Sat Nav for every journey because I tend to miss exits or forget to take them.

By the way Andre is a super player, thanks.

Considering we resorted to Jon Flanagan at the Emirates, loaning Andre out looks more curious.

I understand Liverpool are after our home bred player Will Hughes, he will be captain of England within 5 years. He is a truly fantastic footballer.

I've never seen Hughes play but I've heard Brendan & Co are interested. The Premier League is such a step up we'd really have no clue how he'd do. Jordan Henderson was an England U21 regular with top flight experience, yet it's taken him a couple of years to get into any sort of rhythm.

Possibly Wisdom's loan is to soften the ground for a Hughes bid later.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Avant

Skezza, would you like to tell us why it isn't quite as straightforward as that?

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Skezza

Skezza, would you like to tell us why it isn't quite as straightforward as that?

Because car manufacturers have stopped licensing major brand Nav software to provide RT routing for their vehicles. Instead, they now opt to develop their own in-house sat nav package via their own software development team, it's a good cost cutting measure and they've been doing it for about 10-15 years.

The problem is, when you give a development team a task of building a software package in 18 months to do a similar job to that of a more 'mature' competitor, you have no chance of achieving that goal.
Do you really expect a software development team of, uhmmm, anywhere between 20-50 (at the very most) engineers to develop a Sat Nav package that can compete with Garmin, TomTom, iGo etc? No, and Porsche, VW, Land Rover, Merc, are all developing their own in-house packages that are literally dreadful compared to the dedicated software. Those pacages I've mentioned have been developed over a number of years. They have 100's of developers working everyday. They'll use heuristic algorithms that have literally been tweaked and tweaked and tweaked, to the point they are incredibly accurate. They will not only come up with the best route distance, speed wise, but they'll also factor in features such as country lanes, motorways, etc, all things not available on the in-house software.

At the end of the day, it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, Andre Wisdom will buy a new Porsche, and anyone who can afford one, probably wouldn't be too bothered if this happened to them, but if it was me buying my own Porsche, I would ask for one with no in-car system (apart from the base model perhaps) and then I'd replace it with an unlocked unit running Windows CE 6, at which point I could access all of the major packages I've talked about: iGo being my favourite.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Avant

Many thanks for that. It's even more incomprehensible than I thought that people will pay over £1,000 for built-in satnav that isn't as effective as a £200 TomTom or Garmin, or an app on their smartphone.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Happy Blue!

It's not because the in car SatNav is operated through a large screen which cannot be stolen and also fulfillls a wide range of other functions with car car.

The stand alone unit is too small for me, leaves marks on the windscreen, can be stolen or forgotten and can injure you in an accident.

However the best SatNav I have used is Waze and when we get universal in car internet operated through a large built in screen we will all be happy.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - Skezza

So buy a new tailored head unit, shaped to your car with an open ROM of Windows CE and you're laughing. You can get them for the majority of cars, and for those with older vehicles, there's double DIN and single DIN equivalents.

Then all your theft worries are at ease.

Porsche - not a wise driver! - skidpan

Got a Garmin, had it about 4 years now, cost £90 from Halfords. It will accept full post code and national grid coordinate entry which is essential out of major towns and cites since post codes can cover a huge area. National Grid coords are easilly obtained from Streetmap for free. In all the time I have been using the thing it has taken me to exactly the address or location I have input down sensible roads and the ETA it shows has always been spot on and adjusted to your speed. It has worked all over England and into the north of Scotland.

Why anyone would want to spend huge sums of money on bult in manufacturers units or built in aftermarket units is beyond me. Most people only need them occationally when they are driving to locations they are not familiar with, a trip to the upermarket does not require a sat nav yet you see loads of people ate Tesco's with them on the windscreen.

The mark on the screen from the sucker is easily sorted, clean the screen.

Would love to try one of the smart phone apps but my phone is only semi smart (Symbian) thus no such apps available.

My new car had Sat Nav as a £500 special offer option instead on the regular £2000 which also included LED lights and some other useless bits and pieces. Did I bother, of course not when a new Garmin better than mine is only £80 now.

Edited by skidpan on 14/11/2013 at 16:55