Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - Orb>>.

Why don’t car side doors – particularly the driver’s side and the passenger seat – have wipers on the windows?

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - FoxyJukebox
Good question-I suppose there’s a danger of the driver or passengers attempting to open the windows whilst the side wipers are being operated?
Then there’s the issue of side wipers being ripped off by wiper thieves?
Or the designers correctly deducing that cars are not manufactured to drive or be driven in a sideways direction?

Edited by FoxyJukebox on 08/04/2025 at 13:08

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - Engineer Andy

...or how would occupants of said vehicle stay dry or avoid being hit by the wiper (or stuff on the wiper) if the window was opened, never mind the wiper being damaged by 'youths' or just by the vehicle being driven.

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - RT

They don't need them if you drive fast enough!

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - Andrew-T

Isn't the usual method to wind the window down and up again ? A bit inconvenient, as it will usually be raining ...

Edited by Andrew-T on 08/04/2025 at 17:38

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - John F

There are so many reasons that I presume this silly question appeared in the April 1st edition.

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - bathtub tom

Why don't they have them on the inside, then the brain-dead wouldn't have to figure out how to use the demist function?

Not so silly, when you consider those that wipe the inside with their hands, drive with fog lights on, or none at all, don't know how to use A/C (or one case I knew claimed the car didn't have it). None of my family have ever RTFM'd.

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - Stackman II

One of the wilder forms of motorsport from the land that brought us Le Mans and the Dakar Rally is ice racing. (Check out the Andros Trophy)

These cars spend a lot of time going sideways with spray and ice chips flying everywhere and so are fitted with wipers on the side doors.

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - Adampr

I'm not sure why this would be considered a desirable addition.

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - Orb>>.

One of the wilder forms of motorsport from the land that brought us Le Mans and the Dakar Rally is ice racing. (Check out the Andros Trophy)

These cars spend a lot of time going sideways with spray and ice chips flying everywhere and so are fitted with wipers on the side doors.

When I lived in Geneva we used to go to Chamonix to watch some crazy ice racing.

like this

www.seechamonix.com/events/videos/video-4th-septem...1

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - Andrew-T

When I lived in Geneva we used to go to Chamonix to watch some crazy ice racing.

When I lived in Ottawa in 1966/67 ice-racing regularly happened on Dows Lake which froze in winter (does that still happen I wonder ?) and cars like my Morris 1100 used studded tyres which helped them to stay clear of the hay bales which lined the track.

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - Bilboman

Why don't they have them on the inside, then the brain-dead wouldn't have to figure out how to use the demist function?

Strangely enough, one or more of the LandRovers kept at the royal estate(s) actually had a windscreen wiper fitted INSIDE the rear screen, to help clear the condensation caused by the corgis' breath!

Queen Elizabeth was quite an innovator in respect of her beloved LR workhorses and pre-launch models were often taken for her inspection, and she made quite a few suggestions to improve the design, which were duly implemented. A grille behind the front seats helped keep the corgis safe from impact. Grab handles (inside and out) for ease of entry and exit were added to mainstream models. The "barn doors" of Mini Clubmans were first seen on a Land Rover, whose designers agreed with the suggestion to improve access to those in the side-facing rear seats.

Edited by Bilboman on 15/04/2025 at 02:25

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - Xileno

A shame the late Queen didn't give an opinion on some of the mechanical items. An easily- accessible timing belt might be better than a chain on the Ingenium engine?

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - RT

A shame the late Queen didn't give an opinion on some of the mechanical items. An easily- accessible timing belt might be better than a chain on the Ingenium engine?

Timing chains "should" be designed to outlast the rest of the engine, ie never need changing

Silly Season - From a national newspaper readers questions - John F

A shame the late Queen didn't give an opinion on some of the mechanical items. An easily- accessible timing belt might be better than a chain on the Ingenium engine?

Timing chains "should" be designed to outlast the rest of the engine, ie never need changing

They are. The chains on most well made chain driven engines are non maintenance items. Assuming they are kept well lubricated they should never wear enough to 'stretch' beyond the tensioner's limit. The Triumph slant four engines hardly ever needed chain replacement. I have never heard of any W12 engine needing new chains or guides since they were introduced over 25yrs ago. Also, a well designed belt arrangement, e.g.Ford's 1.6 Zetec, should last the life of the car. Ours did. As did that of our 242,000 mile Passat (although the tensioner pulley needed renewal). I'll keep you posted about our 'wet belt' Peugeot which I have no intention of ever changing but at its current rate of mileage accrual I suspect it will probably outlast me.