Since you are obviously completely honest, I will send you a large sum of money for some fake money. I just know you would never send dodgy notes, given your highly respected profession.
Oh that's too complicated. Send me a Billion pounds and simply keep 10% back to pay yourself for them. Then I can send them to various deserving ex Royals and Presidents from Lagos to pay the wealth taxes etc. So I can collect the Billions already in my name from legacies, lottery wins and various unclaimed riches.
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