30 yrs ago a chap jumped off 4th floor of the Glasgow building I worked in - he chose the part with a basement - 2/3 of us saw him fall as we were looking out of the window whilst standing next to a coffee machine.
Phoned 999, whilst 2 ran out of the building to see what could be done. The police were there in 2/3 minutes.
The ambulance arrived 2/3 mins later and was waived away as the chap was dead.
The police then waited for a police van to arrive to take away the body.
Not wishing to waste time they strolled along the lane & wrote traffic tickets for the 8/9 cars bumped up on the pavements in the yellow lined lane! Productivity 1980's style.
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