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{Originally titled 'Top Gear - Feb 11th' - this thread starts off with the discussion of TG's American road trip - DD}

Found tonights programe very entertaining,amazing how their camera crew managed to get shots of the three cars abreast on a busy road,did wonder about the MOT requirements in the states,no doubt someone will enlighten me.

ndbw
Top Gear - Feb 11th - stunorthants26
Little scary how socially under developed certain states are though :-)

Had my family in stitches!
Top Gear - Feb 11th - rtj70
If you see the state of vehicles that are allowed on the road in the US and are legal we should all cringe. Including dangerous body work etc.

I guess an equivalent of an MOT could be differerent for each state but I know in California it is basically non-existent.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - ffidrac {P}
wonder about the MOT requirements in the states,no doubt someone will
enlighten me.



California: front and rear lights and, I think, a seatbelt!

That from an episode of Pimp My Ride (MTV & Channel 5 US), a chap had his Toyota pickup stripped by 'scrotes'. He was left with chassis (no bed or doors, seats gone, rear window too IIRC) He had his rear lights cable tied to the rear frame and someone gave him an old seat.

It was still being driven before the show.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Altea Ego
Utterly purile tonight, real kids stuff, - I laughed my socks off - superb entertainment
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Pugugly {P}
Spot on TVM - I enjoyed it as well.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - cheddar
No, I usually love the show but for SIARPC which is long in the tooth now though tonight was just tosh.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - R75
Agreed, thoroughly entertaining viewing ;o)
Top Gear - Feb 11th - David Horn
Fantastic tonight, though it's revealed a few home truths about America.

US car dealer in the "bad part of town" - this rifle is for self defence.
JC "why has it got a telescopic sight?"
Dealer, pointing down street "'cos sometimes the bad guys are faaaar away"
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Lounge Lizard
Utterly purile tonight, real kids stuff, - I laughed my socks
off - superb entertainment
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >


Quite, TVM. I detected a distinct Sacha Baron Cohen influence on tonight's program.

I was laughing so much I'll have to watch it next week. JC is a real counter-culture subversive.

I have to admit I raised an eye-brow every time I heard JC suggest that Richard Hammond might be killed.

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with a bunch of boring miserablists who can't see the comedy in tragedy and the joy of laughing at adversity.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Westpig
one of the best yet.......fully expect Clarkson to get some major jip for the 'cow scene'

SWMBO thought the whole lot was hilarious

as for the 'Man Love' scene in the rural petrol station.........superb

best bit for me, was JC driving along with the 'car shower'

Top Gear - Feb 11th - Dynamic Dave
The garage scene where the owner and the rednecks took offence at the slogans on the cars reminded me of the time at Leigh Delamere services on the M4 where some footballer supporters in a minibus took offence to my mate's Tottenham Hotspur football shirt. A hasty retreat from the restaurant to the car park followed by the 12 people off the minibus. I'm just glad my car didn't decide to run out of electricity that night I can tell you.

Back to TG though, one of the best ever episodes; made even more enjoyable because of no star in a reasonably priced car feature.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Nsar
I'm guessing none of you heard the interview with the guy who killed his 5 year old son in a car crash that was on Broadcasting House on Radio 4 this morning. Genuinely tragic in the proper, original sense of inspiring pity and fear. He had an attitude to driving before the crash that chimed with my own and would fit in well here - admitted to driving too fast on occasion, enjoyed driving and got satisfaction from driving well - and then one day it all changed through his own actions. He was articulate, calm and blamed no-one but himself for what happened that day but his feelings towards Top Gear's laddish infatuation with speed was heartbreaking; it was clear the programme is like a knife going through him.


Top Gear - Feb 11th - nick
While I have sympathy for the chap who killed his own son, what has this to do with Top Gear? He obviously wasn't as good a driver as he thought. His fault, no one else's. If Top Gear upsets him, he shouldn't watch it.
Stuff happens, it doesn't mean we should all sit in cotton wool. Just take responsibility for your own actions and never take risks with another's life but by all means risk your own if you wish.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - midlifecrisis
I've lost count of the number of fatal RTCs I've investigated/attended. Doesn't stop me enjoying the programme immensely.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Brian Tryzers
> While I have sympathy for the chap who killed his own son, what has this to do with Top Gear?

I know it's early and it's Monday, Nick, but do you really not get it? His point was that his previous attitude to driving was of the Top Gear variety and that that attitude caused him to drive in a manner that ultimately caused the death of his child. If it could influence him, he reasons, it will influence others to treat public roads as playgrounds, with the inevitable consequence of further fatalities among innocent parties.

The cult of Top Gear (and I don't mean that as a swear-filter-bypassing reference to Clarkson, who can actually be quite amusing when he's not self-consciously trying too hard to offend) would be harmless if its viewers saw it as a harmless bit of fun that stayed within the box in the sitting room, but it plainly doesn't, as you can tell from the various threads on this site lamenting poor, aggressive, antisocial and dangerous driving. I'm not arguing that over-testosteroned, under-cerebral types wouldn't behave this way otherwise but I strongly suspect it would happen less if they didn't get their feel-good pat on the back every Sunday night.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Nsar
Nick - what has this got to do with Top Gear? Isn't it obvious? He was making the point that he used to enjoy the programme and identified with its outlook on life, but to hear Jeremy Clarkson making comments to Richard Hammond about the dangers of speed in a "nudge, nudge but we know better don't we lads" way to him seems supremely foolish and hubristic.

Top Gear - Feb 11th - cheddar
Nick - what has this got to do with Top Gear?
Isn't it obvious? He was making the point that he used
to enjoy the programme and identified with its outlook on life,
but to hear Jeremy Clarkson making comments to Richard Hammond about
the dangers of speed in a "nudge, nudge but we know
better don't we lads" way to him seems supremely foolish and
hubristic.


I must say I agree with this though in general I do really enjoy the format of the programme but for SIARPC.

That being said lasts night programme was just dire, it would have been quite appropriate for Louis Theroux to pop up every now and then commenting on the wierd and wonderful.

Problem is that it was not the Miami low life or inbred rednecks that were really weird, Jezzer, Hamster and Slow were wierder that the wierdest weirdo from Weirdchester, Alabama!
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Brian Tryzers
Curiously, I actually saw a bit of last night's TG. Quite good fun, I thought - the three presenters, taken separately, are engaging personalities and they had some peculiar things to talk about. But did anyone else cringe at the idea of the challenge to the presenters to get each other 'arrested or shot' in Alabama? Perhaps the next series will have an episode where they think it's a big laugh to take three black X5s to pub car parks in Moss Side and set up 'Get Your Drugs Here' signs behind them. (Or have they already done that one?)
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Westpig
i think i'm beginning to get it.......

TG shouldn't be shown to the country....because some fool might take the programme too literally,,,,,,and say...drive down the road with a dead cow on his roof, which might kill someone...

or..... drive with an In Car personal shower, have their eyes full of water and hit someone, killing them

some of you need to lighten up a bit

it was harmelss fun ......... if you like cars & are fed up with political correctness then the programme appeals

for my wife and i to enjoy the same programme is a bonus as well

whilst i feel for the chap who killed his son, his loss has no relevance whatsoever to my t.v. viewing

and furthermore, all the films i have seen over the years involving shootings, murders, etc has not (yet) invoked in me any desire to kill anyone
Top Gear - Feb 11th - ForumNeedsModerating
TG - funny? Utterly predictable scenarios, so by any defintion of humour, not funny.
The set-up is: 'urbane' Brits are constantly amused by the neanderthal like behaviour of funny & 'dangerous' foreigners - but hey, it's ok, because they're American 'rednecks' . Our witty trio baffle & bamboozle the locals, and by their command of language & mastery of irony leave the locals unable to respond in anything other than grunts, oathes & latent violence.

Two things particularly stick in the mind - the first is the supposed humour in 'redneck' baiting or more accurately
perhaps, laughing at people whose social outlook differs greatly from one's own & deliberately
trying to provoke them . Secondly, when they reach New Orleans they seem to find some unfortunates
(families?) who are willing to accept their 'generous' gifts - cars that it's freely admitted, leave a great deal to be desired
in terms of functioning reliability , viz, bits of the Cadillac loose or falling off, the steering on the Camaro 'made noises',
the pick-up looked 'skewed' chassis-wise etc. Would you encourage people to drive cars in
that condition?

The ultimate irony - that TG , in attempting to show how sublimely witty & smart they it was by 'exposing'
the dangerous & socially deprived Florida with its local redneck insensibilities, imho, adopted the very traits it lampooned.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Westpig
wb,

are you not looking at this in too much depth..........why not see it as light hearted humour

the idea was to sell the cars at the end of their journey, but in the end they changed their minds and gave them away to people they thought were poor and had suffered from the effects of Hurrican Katrina...what on earth is wrong with that?

the cars were junk, but the locals didn't have to take them........if you're poor and someone gives you a running car, then you're a bit better off, aren't you?

the 'rednecks' stoning people because they thought they were 'gays', was both funny and disturbing.....

whilst watching that programme, i didn't think too deeply about the social inadequacies, bigotry etc, just had a laugh with three blokes mucking about with cars

Top Gear - Feb 11th - Marky Mark
Really, some people take themselves & Top Gear way too seriously!!!

It is entertainment after all, this has been said in this & many other threads on the programme. The three presenters have a real chemistry, some people like this, others find every reason to knock it or find fault. I used to do the same with Eastenders..do you know what, now I simply don't watch it & haven't done for ages - this solves the problem.

By all means have an opinion, this forum would be dull without them. However, don't try & over analyse what is meant to be an entertainment programme pure and simple.

Its not meant as some high brow social commentary or intellectual & cerebrial experiment.

enjoy or turn over!

MM
Top Gear - Feb 11th - ForumNeedsModerating
>>are you not looking at this in too much depth..........why not see it as light hearted humour

Honestly, I'd loved to have laughed, sorry.

>the idea was to sell the cars at the end of their journey, but in the end they changed their minds and gave them away to people they thought were poor and had >>suffered from the effects of Hurrican Katrina...what on earth is wrong with that?

Because the cars appeared to be near wrecks of uncertain provenance with multiple faults - would you be happy for family or friends to be the beneficiary
of such largesse? The beneficiaires seemed to me to be rather poor & disorientated people still dazed & vulnerable from the situation they were in.
By all means have an opinion, this forum would be dull without them. However, don't try & over analyse what is meant to be an entertainment programme >>pure and simple.


I agree, it was meant to be an entertainment programme, hence my comments about why other people's misfortune,social condtions & supposed
outlook should be fodder for this.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Garethj
I agree, it was meant to be an entertainment programme, hence my comments about why other people's misfortune, social condtions & supposed outlook should be fodder for this.


I think you've just described a reality TV show, thank goodness Top Gear is far away from that!
Top Gear - Feb 11th - SteVee
I didn't find last night's TG funny - apart from JC's in-car shower. It was over-long and predictable. Next time TG does one of it's extended - we bought 3 cars for under $x, and we've got some tests to do' - then I'll just hit the big red button.

One of the reasons I liked TG was that it was a number of fairly short segments.

What did the studio audience do for this show ?
Top Gear - Feb 11th - tanvir
I bet they just filmed the start and end segments during the recording of another episode
Top Gear - Feb 11th - malteser
The whole thing was a piece of self-indulgent rubbish!

Roger. (Costa del Sol, España)
Top Gear - Feb 11th - El Hacko
Agree, sad to say - they're starting to lose me .. there comes a moment when the basic point of a prog starts to get lost, and that's happened (for me). Used to enjoy The Bill until 4-5 yrs ago when I realised it had become just another soap opera - too little "police action". On TG, our 3 talented presenters are now being indulged too much in the never ending quest to "evolve" the prog.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - The Lawman
I loved it, I laughed like a drain.

I know its puerile, and not really about cars, but they seem to have so much fun making it.

If program makers followed Woodbine's philosophy, then I would be force to sell my telly.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - nick
I'm amazed at the people on here who knock TG but still appear to watch it. Why? Some Mary Whitehouse morality trip?

I thought last night's episode was really funny, so did my wife. So do many of my friends. Just turn off if it offends your sophisticated Wilde-like wit.

Watching films doesn't make me want to emulate the lifestyles portrayed, so why will TG make people drive like nutters? I'd be worry about the cost of a clutch or tyres. Mind you, I have been driving round with a dead sheep on my roof today (couldn't find a cow) so maybe there's some truth in what has been said here.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - David Horn
Woodbines, you might find this article useful:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puritan
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Carrow
It is entertainment . The only part of top gear I don't enjoy is the star in areasonably priced car bit. IMO it is funny & not to be taken too seriously, I watched last night's episode and thoroughly enjoyed it. If you want to moan about something, moan about eastenders or some of the other dreary dross that makes you want to slit your wrists. Get over yourselves people.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - J Bonington Jagworth
"It is entertainment"

Apparently. My 9-year old likes it, but then that's because he's roughly the same mental age as the presenters.

Unfortunately, the programme plays straight into the hands of the anti-car lobby, who have far too much influence already, IMHO.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Pugugly {P}
TV's not discussed in our Office (generally) however the only exception has been 24 and Lost, today TG was talked about at some length.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - wantone
Good stuff tonights top gear.
Made me and the mrs laugh and she usually finds something else to do when its on.
Some of the comments though on here have made me realise how sad some people are.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Nsar
It's quite possible to hold two thoughts in your head at the same time. I can see Top Gear as the cartoon it has become and take it or leave it and I can also feel uneasy about the way it relentlessly presents thrashing cars as cool.

To the people here who imply that the latter means you are a joyless puritan, ask yourself this: would you, if face to face with the former TG fan who had killed his son in a smash, say to him "lighten up mate, it's just a bit of fun"?

Or is that different? If so, how is it different?

Top Gear - Feb 11th - David Horn
To the people here who imply that the latter means you
are a joyless puritan, ask yourself this: would you, if face
to face with the former TG fan who had killed his
son in a smash, say to him "lighten up mate, it's
just a bit of fun"?
Or is that different? If so, how is it different?


It depends whether he's bigger than me. In all reality, I'd have sympathy for his loss but quite frankly, it's his own fault. I don't watch Top Gear and use it as a helpful training aid; I watch it because it's fun. This man lost his son because he was driving like an idiot, and is now looking to blame society for his loss.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - tack
Used to enjoy TG, but have found the cartoon sketches over long, predictable and self indulgent. I preferred the pithy comments made by JC when he was testing a car that was not to his taste. I never used to miss an episode, but now if I know it is on, I may tune in....or may not. Sorry
Top Gear - Feb 11th - BobbyG
I have still to watch last night's show but something I was going to add to this discussion much earlier is, do you think Jeremy Clarkson still has a real genuine interest in cars, or are they now a tool of his trade, with his trade being an entertainment show?

What I mean is if a car was being launched and 20 journalists were invited along, would he go and talk cars with them and look at pros and cons etc? Or would he demand that a car was sent to him for personal use and to see if he was able to make entertainment out of the car? I know he sometimes writes about the anti-car brigade, but he also now writes about all sorts of political issues as well.

I just sometimes get the impression that away from the cameras, cars might be the last thing on his mind....
Top Gear - Feb 11th - happytorque
For me its the best programme on TV at the moment. I love it because its unique. Should it be more about cars?.....not really. Look at "5th Gear"....a dreadful lifeless programme. Top Gear is like nothing else on TV. Its car based entertainment.(not a programme all ablout cars) Would i go back to the days of William Woollard or Chris Goffey (or whatever his name was)?...... lifting the bonnet on a Ford Sierra to show you how easy was to get at the oil filter. Or Angela Rippon telling you about the ease with which you can load the boot on a Talbot Alpine? No, those days are long gone ...the programme has moved on and in my view its far better for it.
My wife and my two lads sit down with me to watch it every week and all of us love it. Its the only time during the week that we all actually sit down together to watch TV; because its the only programme that every single one of us enjoys. And that makes it rather special.
To those who find its not to their taste....just dont watch it..... QED.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - mare
Happytorque says it all for me. The US road trip was of course contrived, but very funny and massively entertaining. All of you that don't like it, don't put yourself through, watch Heartbeat or whatever.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - cheddar
All of
you that don't like it, don't put yourself through, watch Heartbeat
or whatever.


That's not the point, I want to watch Stig in a Ferrari, Veyrons at 250mph etc etc.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Westpig
To the people here who imply that the latter means you
are a joyless puritan, ask yourself this: would you, if face
to face with the former TG fan who had killed his
son in a smash, say to him "lighten up mate, it's
just a bit of fun"?
Or is that different? If so, how is it different?


i don't understand your logic........what has an entertainment programme involving cars got to do with some chap killing his 5 year old in a car accident? The two are not at all linked.

If i were to meet this unfortunate man, i would defer to his grief and be as polite & as understanding as humanly possible........but it wouldn't affect my views on driving or my choice of entertainment on the t.v. either...

his grief is not my grief

and i wouldn't link all speed or all apparently casual behaviour in fast cars with one particular incident, which he obviously is
Top Gear - Feb 11th - rtj70
I too do not quite see the link between the tragic death of the son and TG or any similar programme, even.... Fifth Gear.

What about the driving seen in :

- Movies (e.g. Ronin)
- Rallying
- F1
- The Police Camera Action type progs
- TV Police Dramas
- Life on Mars (I don't class this like TV Police dramas)
- Le Mans
- Video games like Need for Speed

In fact video games more likely than TV entertainment prog to make people think they can drive better than they can.

I am not commenting on the tragedy the father has gone through. I do not know the details. But seeing fast driving anywhere including our roads would not encourage me to do the same. My current car could corner faster than I'll ever try - I probably back off first.

Rob
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Dynamic Dave
Whether or not the American roadtrip was entertaining / dull / controversial, it's had the desired effect. That being getting people discussing it.

I thought it was very entertaining and certainly made a change from having the oh so repetitive and dull star in a car, cool wall, and what's Stig listening to on the stereo whilst doing a hot lap. Many of cars he tests don't even have a stereo in anyway, which makes a mockery of implying he is learning Spanish / cooking lessons, etc anyway.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - ForumNeedsModerating
'm sure the TG programme makers will be mostly heartened by all they've read here, it's only entertainment after all... a bit of fuuuuun!

Just one thought though, what if that road-trip plot were enacted in the UK, with the same 'sketches' set in areas of ethnic/social/political tension or tragedy with equally inflammatory slogans per se. Then ending in a location with a recent mass tragedy & doling out unreliable old cars because you felt sorry for them? Would it be acceptable to do this in Brixton or Belfast, Strathclyde or Southall?

Top Gear - Feb 11th - rcspeirs
Woodbines.
You just don?t get it do you?. JC was making the point (unusually for him, I thought it was quite a serious point), that this natural disaster happened in the richest national in the world yet they don?t appear to have the will or the wherewithal to rebuild the city. Are you seriously suggesting that if an earthquake had hit Brixton or Belfast a year ago, that the UK government (of whatever political complexion happened to be in power) would just abandon the area like this?
Top Gear - Feb 11th - oldgit
It is an appalling indictment that the most powerful and weaththiest nation cannot or has not, seemingly, made any attempt to rectify those problems that are apparent to all of us.

They can and do spend billions of dollars on space exporation and starting wars throughout the world and yet cannot give the underprivileged people, of their own country, a decent standard of living whether that be housing or a decent 'free' Health Service such as ours.

The USA behaves as a posturing giant that only too easily reveals that below this superficiality, lies such squalor and deprivation for many of its people.


Top Gear - Feb 11th - drbe
Woodbines.
they don?t appear to have the will
or the wherewithal to rebuild the city. Are you seriously
suggesting that if an earthquake had hit Brixton or Belfast a
year ago, that the UK government (of whatever political complexion happened
to be in power) would just abandon the area like this?


It is arguable that because a large part of the city is below sealevel, then it should NOT be rebuilt - not in that location anyway.

Rebuild it somewhere else. It was a disaster waiting to happen.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - DP
A fantastic piece of programming. Hysterically funny for 50 minutes and then thought provoking and sad at the end. Clarkson hit the nail on the head when he wondered how the rest of America can sleep at night knowing that so many of their countrymen are still suffering so long after the disaster. A very valid question, I thought.

Cheers
DP
Top Gear - Feb 11th - ForumNeedsModerating
Are you seriously suggesting that if an earthquake had hit Brixton or Belfast a year ago, that the UK government (of whatever political complexion happened to be >>in power) would just abandon the area like this?


Perhaps it's not me that not's getting the point here - what I was suggesting was: would TG/JC have driven around 'sensitive' in the UK areas with inflammatory slogans painted on cars , meant to cause offence (whether you believe that offence to be justified or not) then roll up in a disaster area
and donate old bangers to those affected.

As for whether the US government is or isn't taking steps to re-build parts of New Orleans or (sensibly perhaps) re-locate people elsewhere can hardly
be answered in a 2 minute soliloquy to camera after randomly driving around a vast city and is therefore , imho, neither here nor there.

A little research would have shown TG (and you perhaps) that a great deal of re-building has been done, and the main areas of discussion are now
whether to re-build those areas most at risk of more hurricane surges & whether to re-build in other deserted areas where few people have returned to.
There's also the usual & to be expected problems with private insurance (imagine the delays if a whole town here were similarly affected : Carlisle recently?)
& if 'managed retreat' is the best policy. So, not quite as simple and straightforward and culpable a case as was made by JC/TG then

Top Gear - Feb 11th - ForumNeedsModerating
>> Are you seriously suggesting that if an earthquake had hit Brixton or Belfast a year ago, that the UK government (of whatever political complexion happened to be >>in power) would just abandon the area like this?

Perhaps it's not me that's not getting the point here - what I was suggesting was: would TG/JC have driven around 'sensitive' areas in the UK areas with inflammatory slogans painted on cars , meant to cause offence (whether you believe that offence to be justified or not) then roll up in a disaster area
and donate old bangers to those affected.

As for whether the US government is or isn't taking steps to re-build parts of New Orleans or (sensibly perhaps) re-locate people elsewhere can hardly
be answered in a 2 minute soliloquy to camera after randomly driving around a vast city and is therefore , imho, neither here nor there.

A little research would have shown TG (and you perhaps) that a great deal of re-building has been done, and the main areas of discussion are now
whether to re-build those areas most at risk of more hurricane surges & whether to re-build in other deserted areas where few people have returned to.
There's also the usual & to be expected problems with private insurance payouts (imagine the delays if a whole town here were similarly affected : Carlisle recently?)
& liability. So, not quite as simple and straightforward and culpable a case as was made by JC/TG then.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - JH
N
but not if you're American. Oops, sorry! I was wondering if the programme was actually including some social comment? I have rarely been to the US but I have worked for a US company and during a takeover bid the guy trying to take 'em over was made out to be a close relation of the devil. Honest. And my wife has distant American relatives, of Polish descent if you go back far enough. They're nice people, slightly odd, worryingly religious/superstitious and apparently hell bent on being Irish. No offence to the Irish but what's wrong with being Polish or even American? Just add what we saw / heard on Sunday night (the mission lawyer(!!) wanting 20k) to what you already know and... they're a funny bunch to put it mildly.
JH
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Another John H
I think the difficulty with analysing TG is knowing where reality stops, and where clever editing and "unscripted" entertainment begins.



Accept it as entertainment, or turn it off.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Citroënian {P}
Well, I watched it as it was broadcast for once and was glad I've got Sky+

Was laughing so much at some points that I had to pause it to get my breath back. SWMBO, who doesn't really give two hoots about cars was laughing a lot too.

Sunday night entertainment, no more, no less. And brilliant at that.

Still think the Hamster looks a little under the weather, hope he gets back to being himself soon.

"How do you peel a cow?"
-- He\'s a cheeky wind-up scamster and he\'s on the radio....
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Lud
I didn't see the last one but there are hundreds of old ones over and over again on the channels. I notice that my wife always chortles disapprovingly and mutters about how macho they are.

Basically, then, its a girls' programme. When I say that she chortles even more.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - doug_523i
I don't think TG is better then when they have to buy a car on a budget, the Porsche episode was brilliant, the coupes, the exotics, and now the Yanks. The only thrashing I saw was in the safe-ish environs of a racetrack. I liked the way a bunch of guys that drive cars we can only dream of driving managed to find good points in the heaps of junk they were crossing the US in, the sign of a true enthusiast I'd say. The cow scene was priceless.
Top Gear - Feb 11th - Pugugly {P}
Just spoken to a BBC guy - apparantly the Hicksvlle thing last week wasn't staged....
Top Gear - Feb 11th - barchettaman
I thought it was hilarious - in case you missed it and its repeat it´s on YouTube in 10 minute segments.

I´d like to see them go to, say, Belfast, buy a car each for a nominal amount, paint it with nationalist/separatist/Catholic/Protestant slogans (delete according to prejudice), and then drive around, say, the Bogside followed by a film crew. Or maybe Iraq, or Kabul. In fact, I´d pay to watch it.
Top Gear - Feb 18th - Stuartli
Whoever thought up the Reliant Robin space launch scenario was inspired - the actual launch was stunning.
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What's for you won't pass you by
Top Gear - Feb 18th - JohnPug
The launch was awesome, pity about the landing.
Top Gear - Feb 18th - Micky
"> the actual launch was stunning.<"

It was! I hope the rocketeers try again, a real achievement..

The road trip in the US was some of the best television I've seen for a long time. I no longer have any interest in watching various cars going sideways on the test track, unless it's a 7/radical/go-kart etc.
Top Gear - Feb 18th - Lounge Lizard
>It was! I hope the rocketeers try again, a real achievement..

Quite. Another hilarious episode. And quite ejukational in a Blue Peterish sort of way.

Engineering is fun!

Top Gear - Feb 18th - Chris M
Shame they spoilt the programme with the Porsche and Mercedes pieces.

Also seems that the only way they get a 'star' on now is if they can plug their latest film.
Top Gear - Feb 18th - stunorthants26
Were certainly scraping the barrel with their 'star' - the rocket must have sucked up the budget!

I think it would be nice to see some more continental races though, perhaps a little further afield :-)

Lets hope so because I always enjoyed those races alot.
Top Gear - Feb 18th - BobbyG
How much discount do you think Jezza got on his Lambo by scripting in Hammond to say that he had now bought one and for him to say that he was now rid of the Ford GT?
Top Gear - Feb 18th - colino
I think all the big manufacturers are now content for JC to say what he likes about their cars. It didn't hurt Vauxhall, and Ford and Ferrari, despite sustained and honest criticism, live to fight another day. TG is still brilliant entertainment and the poor copies on other channels with their latter day rip offs and cringing presenters (Tiff excepted) really demonstrate how fine tuned TG has become.
Top Gear - Feb 18th - Leif
Mostly boring. Expensive cars being raced round a track by a journo having a whale of a time: tedious. Cool wall: tedious. SIARPC: dull.

The rocket launch was excellent though. I was wondering how they managed to do that within budget. I can only guess that perhaps the rocket company wanted publicity, or they were due to test a rocket anyway. I presume the Reliant was hollowed out?
Top Gear - Feb 18th - Leif
How much discount do you think Jezza got on his Lambo
by scripting in Hammond to say that he had now bought
one and for him to say that he was now rid
of the Ford GT?


I think the one thing you can say about JC is that he does not take freebies and speaks his mind. I suspect he did not make a big profit on the Ford (compared to other owners) but I might be wrong.
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - catsdad
The latest series seems to me to be parody of itself. Tonight's show was about tractors, daft stunts and super-exotica that were more at home on an F1 track than any real-life motoring. Maybe its drawing the viewers - my wife and 16 year old son seemed to enjoy it probably because its no longer about cars (in any realistic sense). However it seems to me that a motoring programme that doesn't actually appeal to keen motorists is doomed. I will continue to watch in the hope of it regaining its form but meanwhile I will get more enjoyment on the various Mike Brewer and others offerings on satellite channels - which also offer entertaining re-runs of Top Gear itself. Am I now a motoring Victor Meldrew or has the show lost its way?
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - Manatee
Yes, the show has lost its way.

But doesn't mean you haven't become Victor Meldrew.
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - BobbyG
Thought that with a caring set of words, the level crossing feature would have earned them loads of brownie points with the Top Gear bashers but instead he focussed on the "entertainment" angle of the train hitting the Espace, rather than the safety.

Point lost IMO but we already know JC doesn't care who he upsets!
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - David Horn
For crying out loud, if you want a boring car show where crap presenters (except Vicki Butler-Henderson) compare the size of screenwash tanks, then watch Fifth Gear. For a good laugh and an hour's entertainment (excluding SIARPC, which is rubbish now), watch Top Gear. No one's forcing you to watch it.
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - Lud
Carp all the way through tonight.
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - Number_Cruncher
>>Carp all the way through tonight.

I don't know? Watching a heavy lumbering old Class 31 putting a nasty Renault Espace out of its misery was extremely watchable for me!

Number_Cruncher
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - jag
so the stars attempting to drive tractors didn't push anyone's buttons? next time you are stuck behind a tractor and the driver hopefully finds a space to pull over and let you pass a friendly
wave is appreciated not a mouthfull of abuse or digital signals. we have a job to do as well and while producing food is not as important as selling say household cleaner or insurance for example there is room for us all on the roads, (just) . rant over , must go and work. jag.
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - Sprice
rant over , must go and work.
jag.


'kay, just don't go holding us important car drivers up on the road!
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - Leif
" The latest series seems to me to be parody of itself. "

Quite. I guess the train crash did make its point in that the crash film was aired by a high rating programme. But why does Clarkson have to play the teenager in a pot bellied middle aged man's body. He reminds me of the child who always played the clown at school, trying to get attention from 'Miss'. The 'routine' between them has improved, as Hamster and May are no longer seen as minor players elevated to stardom by Clarkson. They are a sort or 3 person version of Laurel and Hardy.
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - Edward
Slightly different topic and not quite car related, when JC was towing the 747 I noticed that the plane had two small engines on each of the inboard wing pylons (like a B52) instead of the usual large one on each of four pylons. Never knew this was ever tried on a 747. Anyone else notice it?
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - Ross_D
That was the plane used in the last Bond film, those engines were mockups used in the film.
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - Altea Ego
Re the plane, indeed it was the plane featured in the james bond film, a fair few scenes were shot at dunsfold.
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top gear no longer a motoring programme? - MokkaMan
I quite like last nights show, although I was surprised they showed the piece on the level crossing given recent events. I liked the "star" piece. KST May be JC's perfect lady but I think she may be looking for something a bit more sophisticated than him- neanderthal man for example. !!!
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - Stuartli
>>although I was surprised they showed the piece on the level crossing given recent events>>

Apparently the BBC deliberated at some length before finally deciding to retain this particular item. In fairness, a train hitting a vehicle on a level crossing because of a car driver's impatience to save a few seconds is somewhat removed from a derailment, although the risk of deaths or serious injuries remains in both cases.

As for Top Gear itself, it's one of the main highlights of the week...:-)
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top gear no longer a motoring programme? - rogue-trooper
>>> next time you are stuck behind a tractor and the
driver hopefully finds a space to pull over and let you
pass a friendly
wave is appreciated not a mouthfull of abuse or digital signals.
we have a job to do as well and while producing
food is not as important as selling say household cleaner or
insurance for example there is room for us all on the
roads, (just) . rant over , must go and work.
jag.



Jag,

True but not enough people do it, whether they are in tractors or other slow moving vehicles.

BUT

whilst you are being considerate and moving over, I believe that there is a law about the number of cars that you can have behind you and I think that this is 12 (before you must pull over). we had a person working for us who got pulled and given 3 points for having 1.5 miles of traffic behind his tractor!!!!
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - ForumNeedsModerating
Re the tractor item - can't work out why it's deemed entertaining watching people not being able to do
something ( we've got the national footbal & rugby teams for that) .

Why not read the handbook for 10mins or ask the (doubtlessly present) tractor technicians
what to do - why make such a virtue of being ham-fisted about everything. Then there's the totally
avoidable mashing of the car by the (finally) moving tractor. Of course I can appreciate the theatrical
device of the 3 hapless heroes getting into to all sorts of bother with 'hilarious' consequences, but it's been
done before & much better by proper comedians.

Then there's the scripts - including the 'spontaneous' quips & backchat - who writes them?
(JC?) - the 'jokes' are telegraphed so far in advance you might almost think it's been produced
for afternoon TV in the American mid-west, with the rent-a-whoop audience time-warped from 3-2-1 or
Bullseye of 80's Granadaland.

Parody? that requires more self-awareness to work imho. I watch it these
days because it is so dreadful - truly, car crash TV.
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - Round The Bend
Don't like it, eh Woodbine? If it is so bad, why put yourself through such agony each week?
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - Leif
I agree with the "3 idiots make a mess of something" item being boring. They also did it with local radio (Southampton?) and it was embarrassing. There are people who would love to present a radio programme, and these 3 idiots behave like little children.

BTW what happened to TV comedy? There used to be really good stuff on such as The Fast Show, Extras, Red Dwarf. Where's it all gone?
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - SteVee
The TG team remind me of the american trio - the 3 stooges.
I did enjoy last night's programme - especially Stig in the tractors
I would like to see a serious motoring/bike programme on the TV. Apart from the technical bits on F1/WSBMotoGP there are few serious 'motoring' items on the TV.

Good to see WSB back on the TV also - I won't post the results in case you have it recorded.
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - ForumNeedsModerating
Don't like it, eh Woodbine? If it is so bad, why put yourself through such agony each week?


Well, by the same logic - why bother commenting on my opinion?

As I thought I indicated - I watch it because it's cringeworthy, in the same way we watch things
that frighten (or agonise ) us, and perversely enjoy.
top gear no longer a motoring programme? - cottontop
Has anyone told the guys that you can't make Petrol from Rapeseed, but you can make Diesel.....hang on they'd never admit to that so I reckon they'll twist it round in the future...

Other than that, very entertaining....anyone who takes the show too seriously needs to see a doctor...