James May article - Telegraph - Dynamic Dave
It seems that a couple of you have trouble minding your P's and Q's, so I've deleted the whole thread, rather than edit it - the former is so much easier, btw.

May I remind you to take a look at this previous thread:-

www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?t=12524

I can't wash your mouths out with soap and water, but I can lock accounts if you persist in this activity.

DD, BR Moderator.