IF YOU'RE NOT THE LEAD DOG,
THE SCENERY NEVER CHANGES
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"Insured by Smith & Wesson"
or
"If you can read this I've lost my caravan"
Terry
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On my dad's XJ12 a number of years ago.
"This is the car of my dreams, I dreamt it was a jag".
Otherwise taking the mickey out of the annoying and ridiculous baby on board stickers: "mother-in-law in boot".
Paul.
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On a dirty car:
''I wish my wife was as dirty as this car''
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On another dirty (white) car:-
"This model also available in white."
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A friend had this on his car:
WARNING: I drive as bad as you.
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On a dirty car:''I wish my wife was as dirty as this car''
I followed a truck up the A1 yesterday with this on the back. Underneath, another hand had written "She is, mate."
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Otherwise taking the mickey out of the annoying and ridiculous baby on board stickers: "mother-in-law in boot".
Or
Baby on Board - can't afford a seat.
I like.
Don't Californicate Oregon
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I remember seeing this on a billboard many years ago, but it would also make a nice bumber sticker..........
A MOMENT'S INATTENTION CAUSES ACCIDENTS
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Good for all those whose attention is drawn by the billboard sign/bumper sticker for a moment and have an accident! ;)
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HF,
I think it was part of a Department of Transport road safety campaign - now who said civil servants don't have a sense of humour!! :-)
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they used to be sold in the Yorkshire Dales (in the days before the 'Keep Britain Tidy' campaign became 'Encams' (Environmental Campaigns - geddit ?)
'Keep Yorkshire Tidy - burn a caravan today !'
but not very far down the road, you could buy
'Keep Lancashire Tidy - take a caravan to Yorkshire and burn it today'
I have to grow old - but I don't have to grow up
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From the Simpsons:
My other car is a Millenium Falcon
On my mate's series 3 landy:
You are my crumple zone.
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'On my mate's series 3 landy:
You are my crumple zone.'
WE HAVE A WINNER!!
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"Be kind to your kids - they choose your nursing home"
or
"I love my Grandchildren - I wish I'd had them first"
Regards, Adam
PS. Haven't seen you for a while Growler, how are you doing ?!
Whatever is rightly done, however humble, is noble.
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\"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you are an bumhole\"
\"If you can read this, flip me back over\" (Inverted sticker seen on a Ford Explorer)
\"Horn broken, watch for finger\"
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i saw one just the other day on this cavalier,
"if my face looked like yours i'd teach my butt to speak!"
however what was more funny was that the woman driving looked like she'd fallen from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
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How's my driving? Call 999 and let us know...
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"I hope to live long enough to be a burden on my children"
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"My other car is a Porsche" on a 911.
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Hate bumper stickers, so my all time favourite:
"My other sticker is funny"
V
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A friend of mine had a 'baby on board' sticker (many years ago).
On the back of his motorbike.
Also (before full bike licence) had his 'L' plate stuck to the back of his white crash helmet. Oh how the officers laughed!
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On a small truck on the M23
VEHICILO SHORTO
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Someone sent me this which kind of neatly gets back at both the anti-caravanners and the tail-gaters:
STAY BACK OR I'LL FLUSH
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Seen recently in Germany
"Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly"
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Not exactly a bumper sticker, but there is a waste removal company in Ft. Lauderdale that have big signs on their garbage trucks advertising "Free Snow Removal". They also have a caution written on the back "Warning, this truck has bad breath"
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Bo Peep did it for the insurance.
Seen on the back of a rusty Ford
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A DOG IS NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS(i should know i married one).
JESUS SAVES(but not on my pension).
bumper stickers for sale seen in a beach shop in bournmouth.
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On the front bumper of a bus in Mablethorpe it says "He who dares loses". Shouldn't this be put on the front and back bumpers of all road vehicles?
L'escargot by name, but not by nature.
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On Growlette's sister's bumper:
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONE
DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE ONE
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I saw one on the back of a Transit on the M1 on Friday which said:
\"CAUTION - the driver of this vehicle just doesn\'t give a monkeys\"
Cheers
Rob
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Psychopathic driver on board.
L'escargot by name, but not by nature.
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Seen on the back of a Fiat 500 with a full-length sunroof.
'This is not an ashtray.'
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On back of my Cinquecento: "SHORT VEHICLE"
On back of my mother's enthusiastically-driven Rover 214: "I brake for GTIs"
This was in German, bought on a holiday over there, and really, really annoyed a few Golf owners..... :-)
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I keep threatening to buy my mum one. It reads "Like the car? I'm spending the kids inheritance".
Long may it continue, mum. I'll be round with the Merc brochures later in the week.....
Off the bumpersticker theme, but motoring related. Mum has a notice on her driveway. "Witches parking only. Offenders will be Toad".
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A friend bought this one back from the states : "Support the right to arm bears."
Tim{P}
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I like your mums taste. Actually that bumper sticker is on the back of my car.
I like one I've seen, 'My other car is a broomstick' I want that for my new car!
HJ mentioned the 'If you can't see my mirrors then I can't see you,' on vans. They are excellent, it's a shame so few seem to realise what the point of them is. Maybe if they had the sticker mentioned earlier, about watch out, you are in my crumple zone a few more might think.
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Can't stand these stickers on trucks.
How about swapping them for: "Who cares about the mirrors, it's a large vehicle driver's responsibility to be aware of what's around them"?
Particularly fitting for a friend of mine. Motorway junction in gridlocked traffic, truck in front of him which is just past the end of the off-slip road decided to reverse half a length in order to exit the motorway. Truck driver can't see friend's car, friend can see what is about to happen and so leans on horn. Truck driver can't hear his horn (or that of several other watching motorists) because his stereo is turned up too loud. Friend can't reverse due to bumper-to-bumper traffic. Friend fears for safety and gets out of car before impact, truck has shortened the engine compartment by 50% before truckie notices.
Truckie jumps out: "You know I can't see ya if ya can't see my mirrors mate". Friend laughs at him and calls police.
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Black 70s-vintage mini seen on the motorway this morning
window sticker - "100% free of BMW parts".
I thought it rather amusing.
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Can\'t find the original thread. [I did, using the Forum Search.] DD
Haven\'t seen any new ones in a while until this evo.
THE MORE HAIR I LOSE
THE MORE HEAD I GET
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Too OTT, hence deleted. DD.
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80s Mini:
"Original Mini. Beware imitations"
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Not seen on a Hearse, but could be a recommendation:-
"You can depend on us - we're the last people to let you down!"
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I bought one in Florida and put it on our hire car,
"Warning I swerve suddenly for no reason"
Ideal for when you don't know where you're going and you're driving on the right.
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Seen on the back of a fairly tidy 1990 Honda Accord(?) recently : ' this is not an abandoned vehicle'
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If you can read this
My Turbo hasn't kicked in yet....
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Seen on the back of a white van:
"Don't push me - I'm on 9 points"
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Not really a bumper sticker....
8< Snip 8<
In that case I\'ll delete it then. Besides which, it borders on the line of offensive remarks anyway. DD.
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"[congestion charge logo/c in circle] Smile, you've been Livingstoned"
Just few foreign bumper stickers in vague translation:
"Honk if you got your driving license off eBay too"
"When driven hard I snap as bad as my cambelts"
"Stop tailgating me or I will clone your registration plates"
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On the rear of a driving instructors motor recently I saw the following right across the back of the car.
<----Suicide Passing Side---->
Leon
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Seen on a fruit and vegetable delivery truck:
"Ry ek soos 'n pampoen? Bel 083 *** ****"
[Am I driving like a pumpkin? Phone 083 *** ****.]
It may lose something in translation.
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Yesterday:
HAVE YOU SEEN A DOCTOR ABOUT
YOUR TAILGATING PROBLEM?
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Seen this on 3 cars in the last couple of weeks, all driven by young lads with baseball caps....
"Drive like you stole it"
Now if that isn't asking for a pull.....
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In the Philipines (who drive on the right) I saw a pair, one facing left saying '<--Overtaking side' and one facing right saying 'Undertaking side-->'
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Just spotted on the back of a lorry:-
'23.5 hour service - I have to sleep sometime'
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Seen on a fruit and vegetable delivery truck: "Ry ek soos 'n pampoen? Bel 083 *** ****" [Am I driving like a pumpkin? Phone 083 *** ****.] It may lose something in translation.
Loses a lot in translation!
;o)
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How about:
0 - 60...eventually
Cover me! I'm changing lanes.
Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my a**e!
Here's one for those middle and outer lane hogs on the motorways:
I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
Fill what's empty, empty what's full and scratch where it itches!
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seen on a passing car...''get even on your kids....live a long time.''
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Seen on the the rear of a 'waste products' tanker yesterday:-
' everything you do...is driven by us'
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A long time since I've seen anything worthy of admission to the Growler collection, but I liked this one seen today:
HEY STUPID! YOU'RE DRIVING A CAR NOT A PHONE BOOTH!
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Saw a filthy lorry today that someone had written in the dirt on the rear,
RIGHT________________________LEFT
on the back!
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Not exactly a sticker but a firm of scaffolding contractors in Peterborough has a lorry with a slogan on the back saying " Make sure your next erection is in our hands "
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there is a building firm in birmingham run by two asian guys - their van has the slogan "you've tried the cowboys now try the indians!" down the side
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I know it's an old one but;
"If this car is being driven after 8pm....Call the Police - It's been nicked"
is always good for a laugh.
--
Adam
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'No tools left in vehicle overnight' yeah right...
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On the back of a battered Escort, "Honk if you smell of wee"
"How is my driving? Freephone 0800 getstuffed"
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On the back of a bus years ago I saw a drawing of a cat with crossed legs and crossed eyes with swirl lines round its head holding a champagne glass spraying bubbles with the message " Happiness is a tight pussy"
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My own favourite is one which was popular in the NW USA in the late 70s: "Don't Californicate Oregon"
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Rings a bell somewhere?
ah, i see already posted. Sorry, I'd missed it.
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That happens. No worries. But having read and enjoyed the whole thread I couldn't resist....
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How about on for the front bumper "Wildlife stops here"
I'll get me coat.
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I couldn't resist....
And I wanted to even up the score a bit ... Patently 1
NoWheels 6,453,546
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And I wanted to even up the score a bit ... Patently 1 NoWheels 6,453,546
I reckon you get another point, 'cos I can't think of a reply to that :)
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Scrawled in the salt/grime on the back of a Police car in Oxford this week. "Well Driven ? Phone 999."
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"I slow down for BMWs - back off!"
Cheers, SS
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Content outside the scope of the BackRoom. Obviously you need a refresher on the swearing policy operated here. DD.
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Back of pick-up in the US: 'Lost your job? Eat your imported car!'
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An advert on the back of a bus in Southampton.
After a night out, go home on all fours.
The local taxi firm was 444444! Very clever.
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Reported on the radio a few days ago.
On the back of a portable toilet companies truck-:
Number 1 in Number 2s
Also years ago very high on an Artic trailer
7-Up is great.....................Ask Snow White
Jim
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on my mates landy upside down across the windscreen
"If you can readthis please turn me over"
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Seen today:
STOP GLOBAL WHINING.
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