Phrases on eBay that put you off - chakaping
I've been checking out quite a few auctions lately and there are a few commonly recurring turns of phrase that immediately make me lose interest in a car.

1. "Here we have a..." - have they been hanging round auctions too long? Sounds far too spivvy.

2. Referring to the vehicle as "she" - Probably have far too much emotional investment in car for an even vaguely realistic reserve to have been set.

3. "You won't find a better example (of this soon-to-be-classic)"... especially when the seller has already admitted that the electric windows don't work, it's got paint chips and there's rust on the wheelarches.

What acts as a red flag for other people, I wonder?
Phrases on eBay that put you off - NARU
My other favorite one at the moment is "selling on behalf of my friends who has just emigrated".

I notice that many cars fail to reach the reserve - where there is no reserve the cars seem to fetch about
the right market value.

I think the secret to selling (to me at least) is a decent, long and detailed description. One which makes me think I'd not have found anything else if I'd checked the car over myself. I'd bid more for that (even with a handful of faults) than one with almost no detail.

I never bid on one which has phrases like 'you bid to buy not to come and kick the tyres' - this has to be a two-way street. I'm happy to pay the price I bid if the car is as it is described. If not I want to walk away.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - driller
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I never bid on one which has phrases like 'you bid to buy not to come and kick the tyres' - this has to be a two-way street. I'm happy to pay the price I bid if the car is as it is described. If not I want to walk away.

You don't bid for the right to go and see a car, you bid to buy it. If you are daft enough to buy a car you haven't viewed & tested then you are still legally obliged to purchase because thats what the bidding is all about.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Roly93
You don't bid for the right to go and see a
car, you bid to buy it. If you are daft enough
to buy a car you haven't viewed & tested then you
are still legally obliged to purchase because thats what the bidding
is all about.

This is a debateable point in law, as I dont think it has yet been proven that a winning Ebay (or other online auction)bid would stand up as a binding cotract in UK law at present. That said I'm a great Ebayer myself and 99.999% of transactions are trouble free with no breakdown of trust.
And of course you are right in that it is stupid to bid for the 'unknown'.
ebay contract law - colynn
I believe that if you agree to buy an item on ebay, then you have entered into a legal contract.
You have agreed to buy the item, and the seller has agreed to sell the item -This has also, all in effect, been in writing as the proof can be printed out.

I had a problem about 18 months ago with Ebay. I bought some brand new in box ink cartridges. paid and received them. Then about 3 months later I received an email from someone else who said they had been stolen by a member of his staff, and then sold on ebay. he wanted me to pay again. He supplied a crime number.I ignored it all beleiving it was a scam.

A few months later I received a copy of the court summons where the legal owner took the thief to the small claims court. The thief was the main defendent, and then over 100 names and addresses were 2nd defendents. The judge found against the defendents. Np court summons was recived until after the hearing.

We were all expected to pay again otherwise we would end up with a CCJ against my name. This would effect my credit history, for mortgages, loans, credit cards. and in my job I am not allowed a CCJ.

I paid as what else can you do, luckily it was only about £60.00 I tried reporting it to the police but was informed no crime had been committed against me. I always thought that selling goods was a crime, but obviosly not as no crime had been committed on selling them to me, only the original theft.

Therefore I think a winning bid is a legal contract. Be warned
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Robin Reliant
Similar to Marot's tyre kickers, I hate the phrase "No time wasters".

The amount of time I've wasted going to see mis-described piles of junk.
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Phrases on eBay that put you off - stunorthants26
I never bid on one which has phrases like 'you bid
to buy not to come and kick the tyres' - this
has to be a two-way street. I'm happy to pay
the price I bid if the car is as it is
described. If not I want to walk away.


You should always make sure the car is what you want before you bid - hence ive always offered viewings and stated that my personal opinion and description should not be misinterpreted as an AA inspection and for a full view of the cars condition, have a look yourself.
So far, ive never had someone refuse to take a car even though I made it perfectly clear that it was their responsibility to assess the car, not mine, I was just trying to give an overview.

I wonder what you do if the car has virtually no description? If you bid and its a shed, presumably you must buy it as I dont recall the seller having to say anything about the car if they dont want to?
All they have to do is make sure what they do say is accurate and true?
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Big Bad Dave
Photography does it for me. My pet hate is 8 exterior shots from roughly the same angle and none of the interior.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Pugugly {P}
You're right Dave - bearing in mind you will spend most of the time inside you want to see it don't you....yep never given a car a gender, bikes though CBR1000 was a she.......but the BMW is definitely a he !
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Big Bad Dave
I like to see boot and engine bay too, and I like crisp images that allow me to make out the postcodes on the street signs in the background
Phrases on eBay that put you off - local yokel
You should always make sure the car is what you want before you bid - hence I've always offered viewings - indeed.

I've sold cars and caravans quite happily, pointing out that they take responsibility for satisfying themselves that the item is as described before bidding. If they bid and win without a viewing, then it's their problem. I take good pictures from all angles, inside and out, but I don't have X-ray vision.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - T Lucas
I have sold cars thru Ebay and always start at 99p with no reserve,hoping to get to about 7K,i always welcome any inspection before the auction ends,but after the finish,thats it,its now the top bidders car.Works for me.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - midlifecrisis
I've bought and sold happily on e-bay (although it's now seems dominated by traders and scammers)

I have to disagree with some of the comments. If a car is described as 'excellent condition' and you subsequently find it's a complete shed, I don't see any problem in walking away.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - chakaping
I've never brought a car from ebay, but I've sold two on it and neither buyer came to look first.

Both were pleased and bid quite high because I'd used a detailed description, including full details of service history, and good pictures.

When I see similarly well described cars that are obviously from private sellers I get very tempted - but I can't bring myself to go against common sense.

Not least because the consequence could be the dreaded bad feedback - ruining the 100% score I've spent years cultivating.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Pugugly {P}
I sold a bike for a friend who had genuinely emigrated. Didn't mention this in the ad, the reg. doc was in my name by this time complete with a signed doc from the friend. He was at the end of a phone to speak to them (on his office number) had they chosen to. The guys came, half hearted effort to offer a little bit less but they went away happy.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - mrmender
A lot has been said about photo's of cars all of the outside etc
I've been put off looking by the photo locations, lots & lots look to be nothing more than tarted up scrapyards & travellers sites
One advert for GTV I looked at they had taken the time to take it to a nice countryside setting, another looked to have been taken on a dodgy estate complete with about 4 wrecked cars in the garden
Phrases on eBay that put you off - local yokel
Anyone who bids several £k on anything (car, bike, you name it) that they have not seen in daylight really does need their head testing. I've bought and sold £300 bangers quite happily, but I wouldn't bid sensible money without sizing up the item and the seller in the flesh.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Pugugly {P}
170090585386 - a set of rear lights for a three series. Trouble is the advertiser has the letters BMW in the wrong order - how could you possibly get that wrong ? !
Phrases on eBay that put you off - ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond
Not just eBay but local papers, Autotrader etc....

'First to see will buy'

What? You see the car and throw your money at them??
Phrases on eBay that put you off - pd
Thousands of car buyers (mainly trade) spend £500,000+ on cars in a day sometimes which they have barely laid eyes on at car auctions including many readers of this forum. I can't see there is a lot of difference with ebay in that respect. OK, so in an auction you get to see the car, but at least on ebay you have a reasonably chance of spending some time inspecting and hopefully driving a car before handing over any actual readies. If you are buying from a dealer on ebay you also have some degree of consumer proetction (and you are much, much safer buying on ebay from a declared dealer rather than private or pretend private).
Phrases on eBay that put you off - henry k
>>... the advertiser has the letters BMW in the wrong order - how could you possibly get that wrong ? !
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Easy. Judged by another example.There are usually Expelair items for sale. There will often be photos of the box included, with the makers name Xpelair on it. Doh!
(Ebay does not link the two names up so they are probably missing potential buyers).

"Hi, you are bidding on......so you could be in for a bargain.........There is a starting bid of £xx.00 which i think is fair so don`t be shy. Happy Bidding."

This item WILL be a significant bargain judged by recent sales. I suggest the potential buyers will know or can check on the MRP. Save the prattle and include more facts?

Phrases on eBay that put you off - Surrey_Scientist

I sold a Mazda6 Estate on ebay, and just got over my reserve.

I had only had the car 3months, but found it underpowered, so wanted rid-of quick before it lost too much.

The bidder didn't come and view, BUT I did have a years warranty that I had bought through Cargiant (where I got the car), and placed many photos of the car, including clear bonnet, boot and interior shots.

The bidder turned up with £6500 cash, we went for a test drive and he did an HPI check, and went away seemingly satisfied.

Strangely they never left feedback, although I know the car didn't have any faults and was in A1 condition.... and at that price was a bargain for an Auto-estate - bit weird really.

I've never bought cars on ebay but do put them on my "watched items " list to see what they bid up to, to get an idea what people think a particular model is roughly worth, if I've seen one on a dealer forecourt. Of course one has to remeber dealer is much safer, and you get a decent test-drive and (hopefully) some kind of warranty/backup if things go wrong.

I have noticed that newer 3yr old, higher than average ex-fleet-cars eg Toyota avensis seem to get re-listed quite often - is this people aren't prepared to pay or are sellers to greedy with their reserves ?

They are also more expensive than I think they should be when they sell - comparing the prices on autotrader.

I thik if I was buying I would want to view first, and wouldn't buy anything more than £1k as there is too much risk.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - pd
Can't say I'd agree on the £1k cars - the cheap cars from private or iffy sellers are exactly what I think should be avoided on ebay and where most of the problems seem to occur. These are the sort of cars you should never buy at any auction unless you really know what you're doing as they are there for a reason. I've bought 3 cars on ebay and have found the newer ex-fleet and px stuff from established trade (where you DO have some comeback if it blows up down the road) and decent private sellers the best. As long as it is described well I have no problem bidding unseen and if it turns out to be a heap then walk away.

You can get decent stuff for car auction or just over price with some consumer protection and an opportunity to drive the car on ebay and reckon that's where it is best value.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Rattle
Selling for a friend is my classic pet hate as well as general lack of detail. I once viewed a Punto on ebay it was described as being in great condition. i got there to find rust on the sills and the water dripping out of the exhaust. The car apparantly had 77k on the clock even though the steering wheel was warn through. The log book was all crossed out and the seller's answer was a bit of tip ex to hide it.

I politely told him his head gasket had gone and walked away.

Phrases on eBay that put you off - bell boy
i dont wont and never will buy cars off ebay.

too many men in shorts for my liking selling rogue motors

Phrases on eBay that put you off - Lud
too many men in shorts for my liking selling rogue motors


Quite agree om... I too prefer to buy my dodgy motors from chaps in full-length trousers... :o)
Phrases on eBay that put you off - mfarrow
Strangely they never left feedback


Did you leave feedback for them?

I never leave feedback first as a buyer, as I once left neutral feedback on a Taiwanese R3 DVD sold as UK R2 I had to send back just before Christmas. Got negative because of this.

I have only bought one car on eBay - an Escort donor, which I didn't go and see but wished the owner had described it slighlty better, as it did have its little querks!

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Phrases on eBay that put you off - Rattle
My dad once paid £5000 for a Punto privately :) it was out of warranty too. Engine wise it was fine, and it did last us 6 years until he wrote it off, but we were not impressed when it cost £300 to get it through its first MOT.

We then paid £1600 for an Escort which passed its MOT first time. That car is now stuck in a garage getting damper and damper.

I bought my car sold as seen from a garage for £400, stupidly never saw it start in the cold, I rushed into it, it was mty first car and fell every trick in the book :). It wasn't until the next morning I discovered the camshaft rattle.

Phrases on eBay that put you off - reevsie
Are you actually legally obliged to buy something you bid on ebay? there are lots of phrases on listings like 'if you fail to complete the transaction, I will take you to small claims court etc etc... I wonder if its a legally binding contract?
Phrases on eBay that put you off - chakaping
I've just thought of another one.

"Relisted due to timewaster"

Which I always read as "relisted due to buyer turning up and finding out the car is a clapped-out old heap".
Phrases on eBay that put you off - kithmo
I may be wrong but I don't see any legally binding contract in buying anything off Ebay. Morally and in the spirit of Ebay it is wrong not to buy when you have bid and won, because of the inconvenience of relisting and listing costs to the seller. You would also get a non-paying bidder strike against you from Ebay. As for small claims court threats, what are they going to claim for a few £ relisting fees ?.
What puts me off in a listing is the phrase, "£XXX Deposit required by Paypal within 24 hrs (or at) close of auction", what happens if it's a shed when you get there, you have to go through all the rigmarole of waiting 2 weeks then claiming your money back off Paypal for wromgly described goods. Another thing that puts me off are blurry photos for whatever reason and some even take photos at night !, what's that all about ?.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - NARU
> Anyone who bids several £k on anything (car, bike, you name it) that they have not seen in daylight really
> does need their head testing. I've bought and sold £300 bangers quite happily, but I wouldn't bid sensible
> money without sizing up the item and the seller in the flesh.

I don't see the problem. If there's a decent description I might ask a few questions but I'm happy to bid for the car as described. If it matches the description then I pay. If its not as decribed I won't pay. If there's no meaningful description then I won't bid.

I don't agree with the 'binding contract' type of seller who gives almost no description but expects me to keep my end of the deal. I haven't got the time to go waltzing all over the country looking at cars which people can't be bothered to describe fully - if people can't be bothered to spend a little of there time describing something, why should they expect me to spend my time coming to look?

And its not just eBay. A few weekends ago I went to see a car from Autotrader being sold by a trader. I had the money ready - and was ready to do a deal. I'd asked some detailed questions before travelling, but could see within 2 mins of arriving that it wasn't as he'd described it. And he knew I was going 70 miles. I wasn't amused. But it only takes 30 mins of his time to show a punter around the car, whereas I've had to pay fuel and travel time.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - NARU
I've just seen a classic one on eBay. The seller claims the car is an official UK import, but I can see from the photos that it isn't. And having a look through his feedback, I see he bought the car no less than 2 weeks ago, and the previous seller described clearly it as an import! I hope the other potential buyers spot it too.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Pugugly {P}
"I hope the other potential buyers spot it too."

You could always help them by putting that discovery into a question !
Phrases on eBay that put you off - NARU
Are you actually legally obliged to buy something you bid on
ebay? there are lots of phrases on listings like 'if you
fail to complete the transaction, I will take you to small
claims court etc etc... I wonder if its a legally binding
contract?

Its lived in a slightly strange environment for some time. There are a few tales of people taking others to small claims court and winning, but that doesn't set a legal precedence. Its not even clear that its an auction - it may look like one, but an auction has a specific legal meaning which eBay sales don't match.

It may be slightly clearer when people use 'buy-it-now'. That might be a contract. But even then, the law is clear about inducements to contract - ie. if you bid based on a description then the goods must be materially as described.

Note that one of the reasons a paypal payment can be reversed is "Goods Significantly as Described"
Phrases on eBay that put you off - NARU
Note that one of the reasons a paypal payment can be
reversed is "Goods Significantly as Described"


I meant "Goods Significantly NOT as Described" of course!
Phrases on eBay that put you off - frazerjp
When they have members of their family posing in the pictures, how distracting!
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Its not what you drive, its how you drive it! :-)
Phrases on eBay that put you off - tyro
"Grab yourself a bargain"

It wouldn't stop be from bidding on something, but it would certainly cause me to have doubts about the seller.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - M.M
For me the phrase that makes me click off the page immediately is...

"Offered elsewhere so may be withdrawn before close of auction".

I'm selling my own Discovery on EBay soon. That will go for top money due to a detailed honest description, pin sharp photos from every angle and a buying/selling history that shows we buy/sell normal family stuff not loads of mobiles, pirate DVDs or "How to make cash" e-books. And that is exactly the sort of seller I look for when buying.

EBay is no better or worse than any other buying source.

DW
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Bill Payer
"Offered elsewhere so may be withdrawn before close of auction".

Agree with that - how are bidders supposed to get into a bidding frenzy about a potential purchase when it could be withdrawn at any moment?
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Cliff Pope
These pet hates are only cliches, and most people talk in cliches all the time. Very few people have the education and breadth of language versatility to be able to say original and meaningful things all the time. Mostly we simply copy phrases we have heard other people using.
If you start pruning cliche-users out of your life, you end up with no human contact at all, and no life.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Mookfish
"Grab yourself a bargain"
It wouldn't stop be from bidding on something, but it would
certainly cause me to have doubts about the seller.

I'd have to agree with that one wholeheartedly, because it gets used in auction style listings.
How can the seller say its a bargain? Can they see into the future and tell what the final bid will be?

Several items I have sold on eBay have definitely not been bargains, people bid way too high, eg an immobiliser that went for 40% more than retail (and I started it with a buy it now lower than retail.)
Phrases on eBay that put you off - artful dodger {P}
Not so much phrases, but my pet hates are:

1. BLOCK CAPITALS FOR ALL THE TEXT. It is so difficult to read quickly, especially if a long text.

2. Spelling errors. Why not write the text in Word and use a spell checker? Even getting someone else to read it can avoid many glarring errors.

3. Bad grammar. A spell checker will also point out bad grammar. Perhaps we should start a thread for bad or amusing ebay listing errors.

4. Photos when the seller cannot be bothered to move their car off the drive to show the other side of the car. You never know it might had a big dent or scratch that the seller is trying to hide.


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Roger
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Phrases on eBay that put you off - LHM

... can avoid many glarring errors....

Quite.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Lud
Why not write the text in Word and
use a spell checker?


For the simple reason that spell checkers are more trouble than they're worth. They don't know more than about a third of the words a normal person uses, they don't recognise any names and they are American (fone tonite! etc)
Phrases on eBay that put you off - artful dodger {P}
>>they don't recognise any names and they are American

Lud if you use Word (I only use Word 2000) the spell checker is normally set as default to American English but this can easily be changed to UK English. So no more color instead of colour, etc. Any words can be added to the dictionary, so you only need to check that you have typed it correctly once and then no more typos.

Cannot believe so many BR's agree on spelling and grammar as being a major gripe with ebay listings.

An ebay listing can have a lot of photographs and as much text as you want, so why are so many sellers too lazy to do a good job at getting a listing right. A good listing will always get a better price, so maybe they do not think the effort is worth it or are they just too thick to realise this?


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Roger
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Phrases on eBay that put you off - Lud
Lud if you use Word (I only use Word 2000) the
spell checker is normally set as default to American English but
this can easily be changed to UK English. So no more
color instead of colour, etc. Any words can be added to
the dictionary, so you only need to check that you have
typed it correctly once and then no more typos.


I know, but I am from the pre-computer era anyway, and learned to spell and punctuate at school. Nothing of that sort has ever posed any sort of problem to me, but I'm lucky I guess. My wife's sister who is a full professor and very bright can't spell for toffee nuts.

One of my early computer experiences was not knowing how to turn off a spell checker that was as I described: American, ignorant of ordinary vocabulary and resistant to all names. Drove me up the wall for several hours.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Dynamic Dave
Why not write the text in Word and use a spell checker?


Ok.

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Cliff Pope
Brilliant DD!
I couldn't resist running your poem through my spell checker, and it came up with two mistakes:

"its" should have an apostrophe, and "letter perfect" should have a hyphen.

I think that says it all about spell-checkers - pedantic, and stupid.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - v0n
2. Spelling errors. Why not write the text in Word and
use a spell checker? Even getting someone else to read it
can avoid many glarring errors.


A £350 office software package can't possibly be considered a minimum requirement addon to an internet auction website. Or a forum for that matter (as "Why is there no Edit button on this forum" discussions always point to). Any freebie alternative, like Open Office will have serious trouble with technical vocabulary and won't check for bad grammar.

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Phrases on eBay that put you off - Rattle
Spell checkers are good for when you make a typo or you know the real spelling. I am always making mistakes on forums which a spell checker would correct in Open Office. My disertation was a pain though, no spell checker could sort out, only a solid week of manaualy checking all the spelling and grammar errors.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - mike hannon
Its when used as the possessive doesn't have an apostrophe...
I'll get my coat...
Phrases on eBay that put you off - BlueSonicBoy
corners like it's on rails...
pulls like a train...
fully loaded...
so clean, you could eat your dinner off it...

Yawn....
Phrases on eBay that put you off - mike hannon
oops - that'll teach me to read with both eyes open :-)
Phrases on eBay that put you off - ForumNeedsModerating
These make me cringe & click: (but also seen in ads. etc)

'drives superb' : At least use the correct grammar - it's 'drives superbly' - the adverbial form. The phrase itself always sounds slightly 'dodgy'
& clunky as well, as though it should be suffixed by 'mate'.

'all electrics' : when used to describe 'luxury' type cars - what does that mean?




Phrases on eBay that put you off - JamesH
Similar to Woodbines' point above, my gripe is writing 'all the extras' but then going on to mostly just list the standard spec.

When looking for a specific model, a clued up buyer may already know what's standard, but it helps to differentiate between what's on sale to know what's non-standard. This is particularly the case with German brands that had big option lists. It may or may not affect price, but certain genuine extras (or lack of them) do affect desirability.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - henry k
spot on JamesH

Pictures / description of the alloy wheels and their condition plus maybe make/state of tyres could swing a sale.
Is the ICE upgraded ?

Some examples of options on more mundane cars
MK1 focus that has leather sets ( heated?) or the rare cruise control

A recent thread re IIRC a diesel Astra

The waste of space fin the advert for 99% of modern cars - Drivers airbag.

Non smoker ? The engine or the driver? Whereas -"Car has always been driven by non smokers" is close to a a USP.
New tyres - but very cheap ones?.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Rattle
I've seen a couple of MK1 punto adds that mention it has a drivers airbag when in fact the none airbag steering wheel is fitted.

Galvanised cars that so rust - well I would be very worried if there was :)

Another gripe is adds that just assume what needs doing for the MOT just by the easily visual side of things e.g lights, tryes and severe rust. What about emissions or suspension which can be hard to check without dismantling things.

Phrases on eBay that put you off - chakaping
Even worse is "very good runner".

I always associate that phrase with clapped out old bangers from the small ads, and it's such a dodgy backstreet trader thing to put.

If that's the best thing you can think to say - what on earth must be wrong with the car?
Phrases on eBay that put you off - local yokel
Seen on an Ebay listing for a Xantia (item 250095884305) "Been told it needs new front spear."
Phrases on eBay that put you off - LukeMH
I sold my last car on ebay. Listed it at £1 no reserve. I got 4 times what I wanted to get for it!

I got 48 bids, with not one of them coming to view the car before bidding, even though in the auction I insisted that people come and view the car before bidding so there is no arguments.

The car was high mileage and had bodywork damage.

I took around 30 high res photos (inside, outside, boot, engine, paperwork, logbook + mot certificates) and described everything.

I can only assume that the high quality photos and long description gave bidders plenty of confidence.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - v0n
So... basically, most of you would like typical advert to look like this:

"For Sale: VW Golf. Red. Paypal not accepted. "

How did "loot" ever get so marginalized with such nationwide allergy to marketing cliches.... :)

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Phrases on eBay that put you off - JamesH
So... basically, most of you would like typical advert to look
like this:
"For Sale: VW Golf. Red. Paypal not accepted. "


Sort of, but only as a first step. Take this description (made up based on things in this thread):

Relisted due to timewaster. For sale is a beautiful VW Golf. Selling on behalf of a friend of mine due to emigration. Reluctant sale. Lady doctor owner so really well cared for. Low mileage for age. Attractive red coachwork. Fully loaded with all the extras: drivers airbag, electric windows, etc. Really nice condition. Pulls like a train. Very good runner. Remember you are bidding to buy, no tyre kickers. Paypal not accepted. Offered elsewhere so may be withdrawn before end of auction.

Cut away all the unhelpful waffle and all you're left with is v0n's eight words, six if you lose 'For sale'. From this, a seller needs to add in all the important things. No great harm in leaving the cliches in, it just makes the makes the key points harder to find.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Pugugly {P}
Worth reading some ads for motorcycles. They seem quite proper !
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Pugugly {P}
The acme of e-bay advertising. Prpfessional quality photos and an excellent description.I'm almost tempted.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Martin Devon
e-bay.

MD
Phrases on eBay that put you off - mfarrow
- "A few scratches and scrapes"

Accompanied by a blurry picture from a distance.

- "I only accept PayPal from international bidders"

So how are the rest of us supposed to pay?

- "only £6.99"

Funny that when I can buy the same thing from Ford for 96p (true example).

- "Only a four speed, but I've had it up to 130mph!"

Response from 'ask seller a question'. I didn't bid.

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Mike Farrow
Phrases on eBay that put you off - J Bonington Jagworth
Anyone who's cut and pasted large chunks of specification from other sites.

I'm attracted to ads with good photos and reasonably articulate description. Specs can always be had via Google (or indeed, HJ). I've only bought one car on Ebay, and although I didn't go to see it, I had a lengthy email exchange with the seller that told me far more than the ad.

BTW, if an item is not as described, you don't have to pay (contract terms) although you will of course risk some negative feedback.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Dynamic Dave
Earlier argument that broke out has been removed. I *don't* think anything relevant got removed during the process, but if it did, it couldn't be helped.

DD.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - artful dodger {P}
Well done Dynamic Dave, some of the argument should never have been allowed to remain. One person should have known better with some of his posts, they were most out of character and the site is better for their removal.


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Roger
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Phrases on eBay that put you off - No FM2R
Yes, well done. I was surprised at the behaviour of some of the peope involved. Shocking.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - OldHand
Back on track . I'd never buy a car on ebay from someone who either can't or can't be bothered to spell it properly. The same goes for semi-literates on autotrader as well.

The reason being that I'd hope they'd pay the same attention to the care/choosing of their car/stock as they would to the wording of their advert.

Please note for the avoidance of anyone misconstruing my comments- I don't believe bad spelling, grammar or diction makes someone worse than me. I wasn't really involved in the handbag fight earlier and I don't wish to be involved in one now.
Phrases on eBay that put you off - OldHand
I'd also like to add that I don't claim to be perfect myself but if I was posting a car advert I'd at least make some sort of effort...............
Phrases on eBay that put you off - Vin {P}
"Yes, well done. I was surprised at the behaviour of some of the peope involved. Shocking."

I'm laughing so hard I can barely type.

V
Phrases on eBay that put you off - chakaping
"Only a four speed, but I've had it up to 130mph!"

Brilliant. I saw one the other day that said "it may not be the turbo version, but I've had Imprezas".

Fills you with confidence, doesn't it?