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I had contemplated moving this to the current "Any motoring jokes?" thread, but as it is neither, I'll let it stand [purely because the boss posted it ;o) ]
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talking of parrots ....some of you may not have heard this splendid one:
Guy arrived home to find half ton of coal spread on his front lawn. Who cld hv done that? he wondered. I know, that parrott - clever s**, he's been on the phone again. Went indoors, grabbed the parrot out of his cage, pinned it against wall and threatened him with death unless he confessed. Didn't do it, didn't do it, insisted the hapless bird. You're a liar, screamed the owner. Went to get a hammer and nails, returned and pinned the parrot to the wall by his wings "until you confess".
Guy went out to start clearing up the coal. Parrot looked around the room, saw a crucifix on the oppsite wall and asked the bearded guy: How long you been there? 2003 years, came the reply. Jesus, how much coal did you order? says the bird.
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Pity you didn`t but I don`t want to be banned from site
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