Audi S3 Sedan - Need help with checking out a car in GP

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Wed 1 Mar 2017 11:01
Audi S3 Sedan - Need help with checking out a car in GP - geraldsmith

Hello,

An Audi S3 Sedan has just popped up on Autotrader and I need it to be checked out and possibly test driven by someone with a keen eye, please? It's a private deal.

PM me if you can help and I'll give the details then.

Thanks.

About me:

I'm new in this forum, I am a consultant and have worked with multiple firms

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Edited by Avant on 01/03/2017 at 13:06

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Wed 1 Mar 2017 11:26
Audi S3 Sedan - Need help with checking out a car in GP - RobJP

Do you like spam ? I remember it from when we were kids.

Fried mashed potatoes with spam cubes in it.

Probably horrible, but rose-tinted glasses and all that !

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Wed 1 Mar 2017 18:08
Audi S3 Sedan - Need help with checking out a car in GP - RaineMan

Gerald didn't you email me about the £7.5 million waiting in a Nigerian bank account earlier today? This will help build up my car collection as the £4 million PPI claim is running out!

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Wed 1 Mar 2017 18:58
Audi S3 Sedan - Need help with checking out a car in GP - Engineer Andy

I still like spam (the eating kind), and still buy it occasionally if I (as a single person) can't buy get any small packs of ham at my local (small) supermarket.

Spam fritters, chips and beans at primary school - yummy! Just don't be last in the queue, otherwise you got 'cut off' (they ran out of the fritters meal) and have to endure eating 'liver' (without a nice chianti!), mash and processed peas!

But seriously (sort-of), this guy (presumably) goes to the trouble of concocting a plausible question and background story, then ruins his spam post with a blatant link. He must be either bored out of his skull or really desperate for cash!

Still - it beats people endlessly trying to flog us cheap you-know-what for you-know where in our homes, or fake passports/little blue pills! I'm sure the moderators don't agree, as it gives them more headaches to resolve...

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Wed 1 Mar 2017 19:35
Audi S3 Sedan - Need help with checking out a car in GP - RaineMan

Spam fritters bring back memories. Used to sometimes have spam sandwiches. When my sister went vegetarian for a few weeks aftera TV documentary mum once gave her a tomato ketchup sandwich!

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Thu 2 Mar 2017 13:38
Audi S3 Sedan - Need help with checking out a car in GP - Miniman777

I think we've realised the spammer is a sandwich short of a picnic, using the term Sedan for a saloon car and globes for bulbs. And anyone can call themselves a consultant....

Dont the mods have the power to block and ban?

Let's get back to some genuine motoring topics.

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Thu 2 Mar 2017 14:17
Audi S3 Sedan - Need help with checking out a car in GP - Brit_in_Germany

I see geraldsmith has changed his nam to Roland Baker

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