Once saw a rat run across the ring road

Saw a chicken cross the road once. Thought it wise not to ask wise though.

Thought I'd post this so as not to make you feel alone in posting c***.

Not seen one close enough to ask 'are you urban or rural?'.

But the other day one of them managed to make away with the whole (whatever the collective noun is) of a neighbour's eight hens and, fortunately, also the cock. I didn't offer to pay the fox to take the cock, but had I had the afore-mentioned conversation, I would have.

It's a myth - probaby urban - that cocks say 'Cock-a-doodle-doo' . It's more like 'Ark-a-google-erk'.

Edited by Avant on 03/07/2010 at 23:24

Seen one in the garden, being chased by magpies after the same food.