What on earth is detailing? - Mapmaker
All I've worked out is that it's not what I imagined it to be, which was applying stickers, go-faster stripes and the like.

So what does it mean?

What on earth is detailing? - Old Navy
Extreme car cleaning?
What on earth is detailing? - jbif
So what does it mean?


www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=car+detailing&meta=

What on earth is detailing? - R40
www.detailingworld.co.uk/

hth

R40
What on earth is detailing? - Mapmaker
Thanks, jbif, I can google at least as well as most. I am looking for an answer to my question. And R40, I am quite well aware of that website. And I know it's got something to do with car washing.

What on earth IS detailing? It's obviously not this:

buildingscalemodelaircraft.com/Detailing.htm

as it clearly has nothing to do with adding oil splodges.

What is the detail to which detailing refers?
What on earth is detailing? - jbif
What is the detail to which detailing refers?


Detailing is what detailers do to cars, as trolling is what trollers do on motoring forums.

Edited by jbif on 20/08/2008 at 12:05

What on earth is detailing? - oldnotbold
Detailing is, in my opinion, what people with too much time do when they've cleaned the car more than twice in one month.

It's cleaning and polishing things/bits/places that really don't need it. The automotive equivalent of having highlights put in your nasal hair.

Edited by oldnotbold on 20/08/2008 at 11:44

What on earth is detailing? - Waino
The automotive equivalent of having highlights put in your nasal hair.>>


Beautifully put - I'll have to remember that!
What on earth is detailing? - DP
If you have a car in perfect condition, and a lot of free time, I can see the attraction. I have neither, so detailing doesn't apply to me. Wash, chamois, polish, clean alloys. That's as far as I go.
What on earth is detailing? - cheddar
It can be anything surely, i.e. if you want your 4x4 to look like it has been driven down a farm track then either carefully apply mud, muck and poo with a brush and spray gun or ... ... ... drive it down a farm track.

:)
What on earth is detailing? - Collos25
First time I heard in America I wondered what on earth they were on about I assume its an americanism and should stay there.
What on earth is detailing? - drivewell
Take just a little bit of time on the www.detailingworld.co.uk forum. You'll see that detailing is simply about keeping a car in immaculate condition. Not just like it would appear in a showroom, but how it would look at a motorshow. Those who prep cars for motorshows were probably the first 'detailers'. You'll also find that it is a forum with a real sense of community, and an almost total absence of 'flaming'. (And any flaming . trolling that does arise is swiftly dealt with by the mods.)

I don't really understand the negativity in a lot of the posts on this thread. If someone wants to spend their free time keeping their car in pristine condition (and the vast majority of detailers use their cars as their main mode of transport), then what's the issue?
What on earth is detailing? - andyfr
> Take just a little bit of time on the www.detailingworld.co.uk forum. You'll see that detailing
is simply about keeping a car in immaculate condition.
I don't really understand the negativity in a lot of the posts on this thread.
If someone wants to spend their free time keeping their car in pristine condition (and
the vast majority of detailers use their cars as their main mode of transport) then
what's the issue?


Well said drivewell.

I'm a member of that forum, not because I'm into detailing but just because I wanted a bit of advice about looking after paintwork on a new car. They are very friendly and helpful and are willing to give plenty of time no matter what questions are asked.

Andyfr
What on earth is detailing? - Chad.R
>>Wash, chamois, polish, clean alloys. That's as far as I go.


My car's lucky if I get to step 1 on that list!!
What on earth is detailing? - Mapmaker
OK, so it's car washing. Thanks for clarifying that.

So what's the etymology? It appears to me that it actually refers to the removal of detail from a vehicle? Confusing!
What on earth is detailing? - wonderdetail
For what it's worth, I am a professional detailer, www.wonderdetail.co.uk is my website if you want to know more.

Detailing is car washing, you are absolutely correct. But it's a lot more than that too. Allow me to illustrate. A hotel is a hotel, right? Bed, food, a reception. You book into a hotel because you want somewhere to say. In that sense, all hotels are the same. However, there are huge differences in hotels across the world. Some of them are scummy overnight stops, some of them are luxurious palaces, where you are treated like a prince for the duration of your stay. Which hotel you stay in is entirely your choice. It's based on how important it is to you, how much money you have, etc etc.

Detailing is the luxury hotel of the car cleaning business. If people don't want it, then that's fine, in much the same way that a luxury hotel doesn't mind if people want to stay in a travelodge; entirely their choice.

Why do my customers use me? Well, a lot of them are image conscious. Let's face it, your car says a lot about you. Imagine the scene if you will. You turn up to pitch something to a potential client, and your car is a mess. Scruffy, in poor condition, that kind of thing. Now, the other guy, your competition, he turns up in the cleanest thing you have ever seen in your life. Everything is perfect on the car, the door shuts, the interior, all of it is immaculate. How do you think the person you are pitching to perceives you, with your scruffy car? As a person that pays attention to detail and takes pride in things? Probably not. The other guy though, he's won a big part of the fight before he's even got in the door.

And of course, let us not forget the added value to your car. I did a Porsche a few weeks ago. Valued at 20k, as it looks a bit tired, paint was dull, contamination on a lot of the car. I was called in, cost the guy £330, and he had it revalued. How much was it worth after I'd done the work? £22k. Two grand, 'just for cleaning it.'

By all means, do a simple wash and wax. It's your car and your time after all. But know that there are some people in the world who want more than that. Some who want perfection, to be the best. That's the kind of people who use me, and/or detail themselves.

Edited by wonderdetail on 20/08/2008 at 13:50

What on earth is detailing? - jase1
I must admit, I don't understand the hostility.

If it wasn't for "anal" hobbies this world would be a much poorer place.

And if they can make a few bob out of it, fair play to them.
What on earth is detailing? - welshlad
DETAILING = The pratice of finding something to do at the weekends rather then spend them with 'er in doors

or

justifying to the wife why you spent £150 on car care products in halfords when you only popped in for a wiper blade

Edited by welshlad on 20/08/2008 at 15:20

What on earth is detailing? - andyfr
True detailers avoid Halfords and aren't henpecked. ;)

Andyfr
What on earth is detailing? - Mapmaker
For what it's worth I am a professional detailer www.wonderdetail.co.uk is my website if you want to know more.
Detailing is car washing you are absolutely correct. But it's a lot more than that
too. Allow me to illustrate. Detailing is the luxury hotel of the car cleaning business.
than that. Some who want perfection to be the best. That's the kind of people
who use me and/or detail themselves.


Thanks. I have looked at your website "Paul can carry out anything from a basic detail, to full paint correction, paintwork restoration, and scratch removal."

Maybe I'm being utterly stupid here, quite possible and it will be neither the first nor the last time. But I am time and time again being detailed to read pages of the 'net that presuppose a knowledge of detailing, rather than defining detailing... Paul can detail or restore or correct your paint.

So what on earth IS detailing?
What on earth is detailing? - wonderdetail
The differing terms used on my website are purely for the benefit of SEO. I'd love to just put, 'I will make your car look really shiny' but it'd be neither professional nor would be any good for search engines!

To put in a nutshell the difference between myself and a valeter (or should I say, the services that I offer) is that what I achieve is perfection and nothing short.

If you're wanting to know what terms mean, then I can give you a brief rundown.

Detail = the whole package. The attention to detail that would otherwise be missed. E.g, I won't just wipe a strong caustic traffic film remover over the car, rinse it off, and then give the car a quick wax. That's what you will get at the local hand car washes. I will spend two hours just on the wash process. Why? Because it all adds to the finish.

Paintwork restoration = making dull, old paint look new again. This is done with a machine polisher, and compound polishes. On average, this will take 8-24 hours, depending on the car and the condition of the paint. Actually, I can illustrate this with a picture! This Aston Martin had been resprayed. The car had then been given to a valeter, and he had 'machine polished it.' Sorry it's a bit of a blurry pic, but left hand side is after I had machine polished it, and the right hand side is the work of the valeter. Swirls, dullness, all made the car looked awful.

i193.photobucket.com/albums/z47/drpellypo/IMG_0197...g


Once I was finished with it, the car looked like this:
i193.photobucket.com/albums/z47/drpellypo/IMG_0221...g


Again, poor quality pics (there are other finished pics on the website.)

Correct = the removal of defects. This can be removal of scratches, scuffs, etching caused by bird droppings, or swirl marks.

If you go to my services page, you can a rough idea of what I do in a detail. It is by no means exhaustive though, although I would be happy to list everything I do to a car on my details.

Edited by wonderdetail on 20/08/2008 at 17:41

What on earth is detailing? - stunorthants26
>>The car had then been given to a valeter, and he had 'machine polished it.' Sorry it's a bit of a blurry pic, but left hand side is after I had machine polished it, and the right hand side is the work of the valeter. Swirls, dullness, all made the car looked awful<<

Please dont infer that all valeters do that though. I do not leave swirls ( I was trained properly by a painter at a Rolls-Royce approved bodyshop ) although those who havent been properly trained perhaps do. Not leaving swirls is not exclusive to detailers, its just an example of bad valeting, on account of someone not knowing the science behind what they are doing.

Its just a very anal form of valeting for those with alot more time on their hands than most of us but its as valid as any cleaning profession, everyone has their standards and people to assist them in maintaining them.
What on earth is detailing? - wonderdetail
snipquote!
its just an example of bad valeting on account of someone not knowing the science
behind what they are doing.



No no, of course, you're right. I never meant to infer that. I was simply stating the fact of that particular car.

Edited by Dynamic Dave on 20/08/2008 at 19:28

What on earth is detailing? - Dog
So ... now we know what detailing is - valeting.
What on earth is detailing? - Mapmaker
>>valeting

That costs £300 for something - the Wonder One Premium - that is guaranteed to last three days. Wowiee! Some people have money to burn; I've been putting off spending less than that on a cambelt change that will last for four years!


What on earth is detailing? - wonderdetail
That costs £300 for something - the Wonder One Premium -

snipquote AGAIN!

You've slightly mis-read that ;) When I say lasts three days, I mean, the work takes me three days to complete. Thanks for bringing that up though - I shall change it to better reflect what it means!

Edited by Dynamic Dave on 20/08/2008 at 19:28

What on earth is detailing? - Mapmaker
Thank you wonderdetail, I have read every word you have posted and now feel fully secure in the knowledge that should I ever need to discuss detailing in a pub, then I now know what it is. ;) (On re-reading, that possibly sounds slightly sarcastic. It's not meant to be. Somewhat bemused, possibly...!)

>>You've slightly mis-read that ;)

Ah. You spend three days cleaning a guy's car? And only charge him £300?



This is a whole new world to me.
What on earth is detailing? - Tornadorot
So what's the etymology? It appears to me that it actually refers to the removal
of detail from a vehicle? Confusing!


I think the term comes from the emphasis on the details, eg. making sure all the nooks and crannies are clean and sparkling, removing embedded dirt and grit with a claybar, using a variety of waxes and polishes for different surfaces etc.

Frankly I find it pretty frustrating trying to keep a car in pristine condition, faced with the usual everyday attrition like carpark dings, kerbing, rusting, petty vandalism etc!
What on earth is detailing? - RaceGlazer
Maybe I can help the discussion along a bit - my company supplies detailing and car care products, to the widest possible range of users - from the simple weekly washer to prestige premium detailers.
Detailing is attention to the finer points of the car, which are often only apparent to the critical or anal (sorry DW'ers!) or those who maintain a car to a high standard and notice any deterioration. Its a hobby for many, a relaxation, something that allows folks to enjoy the finer points of their cars when not driving them. You put into it as much as you want to get out - not for all the 'better than showroom' look, others just want their car to look half decent. The point is that correct technique can make a huge time saving for car owners and thats something detailers are always keen to learn about.
Not knocking Halfords, but few detailers buy much from there - specialist suppliers such as us cater for much of their needs.
The Detailing World website is a mine of useful info, on how to deal with car care problems and correct technique - see the Guides. In my experience of dealing with thousands of cars owners, most are grateful to learn about how simple changes to their car care routine can save them time, and as Paul has said, (make) money when selling their car.
What on earth is detailing? - Lud
It is quite true of course that there is a real difference between a car that is merely cleaned and polished and one that has been 'detailed', an expression new to me when I first used this website. The difference is immediately apparent to anyone with an eye for horseflesh but the reason for it escapes many. They just see the detailed car as a nicer example than the merely clean and polished one. Could even be misleading, like a carefully-chosen wardrobe masking an ugly carphound.

Unfortunately I haven't had a car worth detailing for some time.

Edited by Lud on 20/08/2008 at 17:49

What on earth is detailing? - mike hannon
M'learned friend above mentioned on another thread that he had found pictures on the 'detailing' website of a couple of blokes examining paint with a magnifying glass and torches (IIRC). If this is the sort of people who 'detail' I think I would be very wary about claiming to produce 'perfection'...
Meanwhile, I am so pleased with my 2.5 euro bottle of polish with instructions in Greek that, now that the rain has stopped, I am going outside to give the car another dose. I'll try not to omit the details.

What on earth is detailing? - wonderdetail
I use a specialist inspection lamp (as near to the sun as you can get) and a linen tester, which is essentially a mini magnifying glass. What this does is help me to see any potential problems with the paint that could rear their ugly head and tarnish the finish.
What on earth is detailing? - mike hannon
Wow. I guess perfection and I will never cross paths.
Do these owners ever take their cars out? Mine is usually pretty shiny but I can't stop the effects of rain, dust, suicidal insects and birds menstruating all over it.
What on earth is detailing? - Lud
Just cleaning a car adds 5 mph and takes half a second off the 0-60 time. Detailing has to be even better.

Anyway that's why I would do it, if the car looked all right in the first place that is.
What on earth is detailing? - Another John H
It seems the devil is in the detail...



I'll get me coat.
What on earth is detailing? - PJS
If I may interject with an analogy to help clarify the terminology used.
If we liken car cleaning to that of bodily hair, then you're going to have those who don't mind owning a pair of hairy ones, others who trim the hairs, and those who go for the full back, crack and sack hair removal.
Differing levels of preference on what each person is happy with.
Detailing is like the latter set, where everything that can be cleaned and protected with a wax or sealant, is.
Valeting are the 'trimmed' guys - good enough for the effort put in, but don't go the extra distance.
The average car owner - the 'hairy' pair. The car looks dirty, so it's out with the washing up liquid and Vileda scrubbing pad (seriously, some do!) or take it down the road and hand the local Polish hand washers a 5 bob note to do it for them.
Of course, said Polish hand washers gather round in excitement and happily set to the vehicle with their sponges - the one they dropped a few times earlier that day, picked up and continued to scrub the paintwork, all the time dipping into the large container of not-quite-as-soapy water, which is nigh on black with all the grime/grit deposited from the sponges from all the other "couldn't be bothered doing it myself" clients.
Of course, on casual inspection, the car looks a whole heap better - but just wait until it's viewed again under the sodium lights in the filling station, some ice-skater has been using the car for practising on, or so it would seem!

So, detailing is taking the process of cleaning and correcting damaged paintwork to a higher level than a valeting does, which is a step up from typical diy or the local "swirls'r'us" outfit.
The terminology is not what matters - it's merely a way of pigeon-holeing where each one sets their preferences for how clean/bleamish-free they want their vehicle to be.

That said, there's an element of it being therapeutic for however long it takes - the partner will still what she's due later that evening, but the rest of the day is your time to do with as you please.
Bear in mind, not each wash session will be full-on - the corrective times are only so often, as and when needed.
Otherwise a quick foam, wash, rinse, dry, and quick detail spray is all that's needed most mid-week/weekends to keep it looking spot on.

Edited by PJS on 20/08/2008 at 20:22

What on earth is detailing? - L'escargot
...... detail spray .......


What's "detail spray"?
What on earth is detailing? - cheddar
>>how clean/bleamish-free they want their vehicle to be.>>

Two different points IMO, I HATE dings in doors, I would complain bitterly about a paint work fault and I would get, say, a scuffed bumper repaired - though I am not so fussed about a splash of mud up the side of the car because that will come off whenever it is next washed.
What on earth is detailing? - Dwight Van Driver
Detailing?????

Well isn't that what they used to do to Jack Russell dogs before they made it illegal?

dvd
What on earth is detailing? - RaceGlazer
Detailing spray is a minefield to define too....are you sure you don't want to just remove the post ??!!
Some add Carnauba wax between full waxings to top the wax up, others have some gentle cleaners in to clean off greasy marks (fingers etc) or muck such as bird kack. Some folks spray it on after washing to aid the drying process, but I find a drying towel does the job admirably.
(Drying towel - synthetic, often Microfibre, waffle or fluffy style large washable towel, but with depth of pile to prevent 'smooth on smooth' chamois-generated scratches - try one !!)
What on earth is detailing? - mike hannon
Come to think of it, I picked up a spongy sort of cloth for an euro in a sale a couple of years ago, and it was marked 'detailing sponge'.
It's still lying (neatly folded) in the corner of the boot because it doesn't really quite seem to be the right cloth to use for anything.
What on earth is detailing? - RaceGlazer
That would be a small sponge then...?
What on earth is detailing? - bear99
Perhaps someone could help me- i have mild swirl marks on the roof on my car, what is the best way to get them out, ive tried polishing but they are still there!

Help!

What on earth is detailing? - L'escargot
Perhaps someone could help me- i have mild swirl marks on the roof on my
car what is the best way to get them out ive tried polishing but they
are still there!


Meguiar's ScratchX. Available from Halfords and elsewhere.
What on earth is detailing? - Baskerville
Perhaps someone could help me- i have mild swirl marks on the roof on my
car what is the best way to get them out ive tried polishing but they
are still there!


This won't help you right now, but I can recommend buying a taller car in future so you don't have to look at the roof. It has made a great difference to my peace of mind not knowing what the roof of my car looks like.
What on earth is detailing? - Altea Ego
For goodness sake dont look out of your bedroom window, you could be in for a nasty shock

Edited by Dynamic Dave on 28/08/2008 at 13:36

What on earth is detailing? - Baskerville
Oh you're right. I'm cancelling the window cleaner immediately.
What on earth is detailing? - Mapmaker
Good idea. Get a Transit. As the rust appears on the side panels you won't care what the rest of it looks like either.