Now we know who to vote for. The official Monster Raving Loony Party Transport policy is:
In order to combat motorway congestion we will immediately close all motorways to all vehicles with the exception of bicycles to encourage our green policy and fitness. Any bicycles with more than 3 gears will also be banned for safety reasons. Apart from anything else this will allow police to get on with catching burglars. Traffic cops who are not intelligent enough to cope with proper police work will be allowed to wear their uniforms for a transitional period before being re trained as vicars.
Pram lanes will be created in all shopping centres.
All cars will be converted to run on Venos to help stop congestion.
4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer.
All trains will be fitted with an automatic braking system that will function as soon as it sees red; this will include people who have been completely enraged by having to stand waiting on a platform for 3 hours.
Rather than to attempt re-opening disused railway lines we will put sound systems every 500 yards along the disused tracks which will play sound effects of old steam trains to keep railway loonies happy. When they choose to walk along the old railways nostalgically, men will be employed to throw buckets of soot over them every so often.
Drivers will be allowed to drive over roundabouts when there?s nothing about. This will make driving through Milton Keynes much more fun.
All speed cameras will be abolished and replaced by a new device fitted to your cars which will automatically slow down to the speed limit when driven though an infra-red beam. This will also apply to police cars; their device will be set to 5 mph though built up areas.
Traffic wardens will be re-named Dick Turpin because, let?s face it, it?s daylight robbery.
Any kerbs that are caught crawling will be arrested and the council will be fined £100.000 pounds.
Full Manifesto is at:
omrlp.brinkster.net/Manicfesto2005.asp
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Great!
Oddly enough, despite having had politics shoved at me for days (before I could get to the mute button), I can't recall any mention on this subject.
We must be a majority, but we don't count?
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The reason transport and especially road safety policy is missing from the manifestos is that the EU is basically going to take responsibility for it. Sadly they're going to go in the same failed direction the UK has been going in for the last decade.
teabelly
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The reason transport and especially road safety policy is missing from the manifestos is that the EU is basically going to take responsibility for it. Sadly they're going to go in the same failed direction the UK has been going in for the last decade.
Floating voter floating towards UKIP......
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God bless them I say! :)
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Im not plain stupid, just a special kind of stoopid.
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