Drunk Driver

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Tue 10 Aug 2004 17:24
Drunk Driver - Robbie
I thought I\'d share this with you that I\'ve copied from another forum.

I was pulled over last night by a copper who\'d followed me for a couple of miles and breathalysed. Bearing in mind I could barely stand it was no surprise to find I was massively over the limit. This was particularly disgraceful as I had the missus and kiddy with me in the car.

I was arrested and read my rights. It was all a very salutary experience, especially when the copper got shirty because I found the whole business side-splittingly funny.

His mate, whilst the arrest took place went and had a good look round the car, came back and started whispering to the other copper. They are whispering frantically at each other and neither of them look very pleased.

Copper turns to me and starts accusing me of wasting police time, he calls me a twit. I point out he\'s just sworn at a member of the public, in front of an 18 month old child and that I\'ll report him for conduct unbecoming.

Plod get back in their car and drive off, with the copper who\'d had a look round my car laughing his head off.

And the moral of the story for the police is....

Always check whether a car is left or right hand drive before breathalysing the guy in the passenger seat.

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Tue 10 Aug 2004 17:26
Drunk Driver - Stuartli
The punchline to these type of stories is that the "drunk" driver is the decoy so the others can get home safely...:-)
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Tue 10 Aug 2004 18:22
Drunk Driver - Mapmaker
>punchline...


as this is whisked to the jokes thread before you can say 'doshless'
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