naff "special editions" - Marc
My starter - the Ford Escort 1.3 "Bonus" circa 1990

This car didn't even have a five speed box but it did have black paint, white hubcaps and a rear wash wipe.

Any improvements on this in terms of either : more inappropriately named or miserable equipment levels?
naff "special editions" - DavidHM
Yes, the 1989 Fiesta Bonus that my mother had from new and which I learned to drive in six years later.

Compared to the Escort, it lacked:-

Radio; heater vents in the front of the dash; heated rear window; passenger door mirror; rear wash wipe; head rests, er... and pretty much everything else.

But like the Escort it was available in a choice of silver or black, although ours was mostly rust. Though mechanically perfect, it had a rotten floorpan by 1995 and failed the MoT.

According to the RAC though it's still on the road - they let you do a vehicle check to find out about a plate but it only applies to cars that have current tax as far as I can tell.
naff "special editions" - Pugugly {P}
Makes one wonder what the bonus was really.
naff "special editions" - Imagos
you can' deny that the 1982 Cortina Crusader was a 'proper' special edition that was sought after then and sought after now.
you didn't get much in extras though, just a mish mash of ghia trim on a GL car.
naff "special editions" - Altea Ego
Nicolles early 80's fiesta. Popular Plus. Never did find out what the plus was.
naff "special editions" - malteser
Any Lada Riva with a nasty stick on stripe, spotlights in the grille & a radio. Price hiked by narly a grand to give the punters £1000 minimum part exchange for absolutely anything as long as it didn't need feeding or taking for walks!
Roger.
naff "special editions" - Wilco {P}
Nomination for any Citroen AX limited edition and there were many.

Different wheel trims (which fell off) and, er, that's all...
naff "special editions" - Dynamic Dave
The Metro City. One sun visor and one rear fog light. If you went for the City X, it came with two sun visors and fogs.
naff "special editions" - BazzaBear {P}
I've shamelessly nabbed this from a similar discussion on AlfaOwner, but the Ibiza 'Impact' - talk about a name you don't want associated with your car.
naff "special editions" - PoloGirl
How appropriate that I should post after "Impact"!

Polo is an SE, and bizarrely specc-ed. He has alloy wheels but they're not VW ones so look like I've attempted to pike up my car by fitting them after buying it. (Apparently all the Polo SEs came with Radar Sport ones that year for some reason...?)

He also has fully adjustable seats which seem a bit advanced for his age, and electric mirrors, despite having no electric windows or central locking.

I still love him though! :)

naff "special editions" - mab23

I have a 96 Golf SE and that has the same "Sport Rader" wheels as standard which look a bit MaxPower-ish. They're only 15" though so don't even succeed at that properly...

mike
naff "special editions" - CM
always thought that the Pug 205 Roland Garros was pointless.
naff "special editions" - Armitage Shanks{P}
The killer phrase in the brochures is "Deigner Graphics" IMHO. Ghastly stick on side stripes with coloured bubbles or beach umbrellas on them or perhaps exotic place names. What a con!
naff "special editions" - Nsar
What do GL, L, HL etc actually stand for?
naff "special editions" - NowWheels
What do GL, L, HL etc actually stand for?


L = Lamentable
GL = Gullibly Laughable
HL = Hugely Ludicrous
GLS = Generally Losing Status

;-)
naff "special editions" - PoloGirl
Am becoming convinced that NoWheels is NoDosh in a dress.

Anyway, I forgot Polo's special edition "coloured interior".

You get used to it... apparently.

naff "special editions" - NowWheels
Am becoming convinced that NoWheels is NoDosh in a dress.


I dunno about NoDosh's tastes in clothing, but I can assure you I don't have an alter ego!
naff "special editions" - Altea Ego
L = was always "lowlife"
naff "special editions" - SpamCan61 {P}
I'd like to nominate the Astra & Cavalier 'Antibes' from around 1987. Usual Vauxhall concoction of overstocked bits from the parts bin, and only avaliable in red, white or blue.
naff "special editions" - footy_72
how about the citroen zx "pzazz"

i told the dealership that i would only buy the car if they removed all the "pzazz" stickers - which they did!

apart from the stickers, i never did know what was a special extra on that car.
naff "special editions" - machika
I had one too, it had wider tyres and a fake leather stearing wheel.

Not much else I don't think.
naff "special editions" - Dynamic Dave
I'd like to nominate the Astra & Cavalier 'Antibes' from around
1987.


God, I remember them. The Nova didn't escape the 'Antibes' badge either. All came with garish seat covers.
naff "special editions" - SpamCan61 {P}
Yep; you're right DD, I forgot about the Nova. IIRC the USP for the Astra Antibes was a clock...and an electric aerial on the Cavalier version. Can't remember what particular extra special feature on the Nova turned it into an Antibes. Nice white pastic wheel trims maybe?
naff "special editions" - SpamCan61 {P}
Ooooohhhh my mind's going into meltdown now...was it the cavalier 'calibre' at the end of the Mk2's run? 2 litre engine; halfords body kit as standard; only available in red. I don't think I've ever seen more than 2 or 3.

Then there was the 'Brabham' Viva HB; white with black & white chequed go faster stripes. Not sure if they actually did anything to the engine or not.
naff "special editions" - Dynamic Dave
Can't remember what particular extra special feature
on the Nova turned it into an Antibes. Nice white pastic
wheel trims maybe?


IIRC, they all came with white wheel trims. I believe the other extra on the Cavalier was the seat height adjust.
naff "special editions" - bartycrouch
Or the Nova Spin
naff "special editions" - Dynamic Dave
Or the Nova Spin


Or The Nova Merit, Merit Plus, Flair, Trip, Luxe, Lux Plus, Life, Star, Expression, Fling, Fun.
naff "special editions" - Marc
The "Chicago" of 1991 vintage was quite smart - met black paint, alloys, velour upholstery and a decent Blaupunkt stereo if I remember rightly
naff "special editions" - Marc
The "Chicago" of 1991 vintage was quite smart - met black
paint, alloys, velour upholstery and a decent Blaupunkt stereo if I
remember rightly

>>

This relates to the Citroen AX post
naff "special editions" - Marc
Radio, front headrests, rear wash wipe and wheel trims
naff "special editions" - Marc
Radio, front headrests, rear wash wipe and wheel trims

>>

This is what the Fiesta "Pop Plus" gained over the Popular
naff "special editions" - Imagos
Nicolles early 80's fiesta. Popular Plus. Never did find out what
the plus was.



i think the pop plus gets fabric seat trim, rear wash wipe, parcel shelf and heated rear window and a clock no less!
although popular wasn't a special edition.

was raking my brains for other Ford special editions i could think of today came up with..

cortina carousel 1981
cortina crusader 1982
fiesta finesse 1983
fiesta dash 1985
fiesta kingfisher 1978
escort linnet 1980
escort fanfare 1992
capri cabaret 1982
capri calypso 1982
granada sportsman estate 1979
granada chasseur estate 1980 (with matching suitcases!)
granada consort 1981
fiesta firefly 1980 (with awful red steel wheels!)
sierra azure 1992
mondeo verona 1995on

i'm sure they're others just can't remember them.



naff "special editions" - Kuang
Plus about £200... ;)
naff "special editions" - Altea Ego
Crusader? wasnt that where they stole the badge from the daily express?
naff "special editions" - Altea Ego
my uncle has a sierra "azure" That was the standard gl with metalic paint
naff "special editions" - carl_a
Rover have a special edition 25 called "Ice" out at the moment, all it includes is Alloy wheels. Shouldn't it really include air conditioning.
naff "special editions" - Nsar
The Polo Harlequin - every body panel a diferent colour.
They must have been on weapons grade stupid pills that day
naff "special editions" - helicopter
Imagine the confusion in Police reports though if you used a Harlequin in a bank robbery !

Anybody remember the Citroen BX Meteor - what was special about I don't know except perhaps the clouds of black smoke as I took it to the dealer for my money back.
naff "special editions" - BobbyG
The meteor had a rear spoiler IIRC !
naff "special editions" - patently
The Polo Harlequin - every body panel a diferent colour.
They must have been on weapons grade stupid pills that day


Or some form of pills, anyway
naff "special editions" - Sooty Tailpipes
I remember there were MG Metros as RED HOT or JET BLACK special editions, and when I was in the Austin Rover dealer, the slimey saleman was telling a woman how it was a special edition and so would probably be worth more money when she came to sell it in a few years!
naff "special editions" - NowWheels
>> The Polo Harlequin - every body panel a diferent colour.
>> They must have been on weapons grade stupid pills that
day
Or some form of pills, anyway


I really liked the Harlequin! Guess I'd better check my medication ;-)
naff "special editions" - John Shelton
The old polo "twist", (late 80's)wasnt that the one that came in dull red or battleship grey with matching grey or red wheeltrims and quilted seat covers. still with 4 speed box and dubious brakes
naff "special editions" - 8 ball
I seem to remember a 1970s Morris Marina (or was it an Ital?) called the "Top Hat" because it had a vinyl roof. It was still, however, made of old salmon tins.
naff "special editions" - Marc
The "Top Hat" was actually a Hillman Avenger in blue with a WHITE vinyl roof - imagine trying to keep that clean!
naff "special editions" - John Shelton
I learnt to drive in my instructors mk1 Fiesta 950, it was some sort of special detion we used to call it the Fiesta faschist. It was terracota with a nice big stripe and had cloth seat trim. It was exciting to drive because above 40 it felt like you were peddeling the thing. Damn good instructor though, he got me through first go.
naff "special editions" - dba
my first car - mark III fiesta 'Dash'- with added extras such as white wheel covers and a rear wash wipe it was a fully loaded dream machine! 950cc!
tho my friends would regualy write 'Lager' infront of the Dash sign on the back in permantant marker pen! finally went to the grave when i 180'd it into a bus shelter while racing a nissan micra!
naff "special editions" - puntoo
>> The Polo Harlequin - every body panel a diferent colour.
>> They must have been on weapons grade stupid pills that
day
Or some form of pills, anyway


At least the Harlequin was a limited edition (only 113 made according to a recent article in the paper).

There's one near me that sits on the owners drive all day, I have yet to see it move anywhere (whats worse, having it outside your home or being seen driving round in it ??).
naff "special editions" - PoloGirl
My sister had a Polo twist in Navy blue.

Er... I quite like the Harlequin. There was one for sale on Ebay a while ago - tempting!

(I probably would have a Harlequin now if BodyshopWhoCan'tBeNamed had had anything to do with it.)

naff "special editions" - NowWheels
At least the Harlequin was a limited edition (only 113 made
according to a recent article in the paper).
There's one near me that sits on the owners drive all
day, I have yet to see it move anywhere


What a waste! I could give it a happy home where it would be muchly loved!
naff "special editions" - Miller
I had a Citroen ZX "Neon" special addition which was basically a base spec model with crappy body graphics, loud seats and a cheap pop up sunroof.
naff "special editions" - paulb {P}
They must have been on weapons grade stupid pills that day


LOL!

Seriously though, given that we established in another the thread some time ago that the DVLA have enough trouble with get the colour right on the V5 for cars with normal paint jobs, what on earth did they do with these???

Can just see it now:

COLOUR: Take your pick...

:-)
naff "special editions" - paulb {P}
Duh. Delete spare "the" in first line, replace "get" with "getting"

100 lines: I must proof-read my posts first.
naff "special editions" - Marc
and alloy wheels and velour seats. I considered buying one about five years ago

The 1.6 engine with cat had pathetic performance however
naff "special editions" - Marc
and alloy wheels and velour seats. I considered buying one
about five years ago
The 1.6 engine with cat had pathetic performance however


This relates to the Sierra Azure post (my replies have all been randomly allocated tonight for some reason)
naff "special editions" - henry k
you can' deny that the 1982 Cortina Crusader was a 'proper'
special edition that was sought after then and sought after now.
you didn't get much in extras though, just a mish mash
of ghia trim on a GL car.

>>
I think it was based on the L car.
The Ford range at the end was a 1.3 saloon plus 1.6 or 2.0 saloons or estates.
I had TWO 1.6 saloons. Oh my!!!
Ford deleted the boot light and even supplied a non dipping mirror. One of them did sport the Daily Express Crusader.
The first one was stolen. I left it for a few minutes and was no further than 50 feet away out of doors and it went.
Recovered 12 hours later with absolutely NO interior.
Not burnt out just stripped, carpets everything.
I steered it out of a field behind a tow truck but with a Mole grip cos no steering wheel.
Someone wanted to upgrade their old Cortina.
The second one went for £25
A GOOD point. The cam belt went but 1.6 was a non interference engine.

Naff? It had double coach lines and fancy steel wheels.
naff - Imagos
>> you cant deny that the 1982 Cortina Crusader was a
\'proper\'
>> special edition that was sought after then and sought after
now.
I think it was based on the L car.

Naff? It had double coach lines and fancy steel wheels.

>>

yes i think you maybe right it was based on the \'L\'

c\'mon it wasn\'t that naff tinyurl.com/ywf5h

easily one of my favourite cars of any type, i\'d buy one today if i could find a good one.
naff "special editions" - henry k
easily one of my favourite cars of any type, i'd buy
one today if i could find a good one.

Both mine where white. My first one I bought, Y reg with very low mileage, was spotless and appeared on the front of Motor or Autocar when the Sierra Sapphire was launched. Used as a comparison between MK4 and "Mark 5 Cortina?".

Happy hunting. I probably have a Haynes manual somewhere.
naff "special editions" - Marc
Saw an absolute classic the other day - a late 80s Austin Metro "New York". A hideous primer grey paint job with lurid green New York skyline type decals.

How come nobody has mentioned the Austin Allegro "Equipe" yet? Silver paint, spoked alloy wheels and massive orange side stripes

Nice
naff "special editions" - Imagos
what about the vauxhall 'CASAnova' oh pleeazze....
naff "special editions" - NowWheels
How come nobody has mentioned the Austin Allegro "Equipe" yet?
Silver paint, spoked alloy wheels and massive orange side stripes


It's quite a feat to make an Allegro even more naff! Mind you, the Allegro was so awful that it almost transcends naffness to become a sortof classic -- I had a very bad old one as my first car, and I was quite fond of its sheer hideousness
naff "special editions" - Hawesy1982
Fiesta Classic Quartz, 1996

Not JUST Classic, but Quartz too, so it must be really unique

Can anyone tell me what this has which makes it special? My Dad didn't know when he bought it and still doesn't now!
To pike - Mapmaker
Pike up. Love it, PG!
"special editions" greatest number of - Chas{P}
I think the award to one model must go to the Mazda MX-5. Just gone through Glass? Guide Checkbook and I?m sure I?ve missed a few:

Le Mans
Monaco
Monza
California
Gleneagles
Merlot
Dakar
Harvard
Berkley
Phoenix
Arizona
Montana
Trilogy
Sport
10th Anniversary
Icon
Jasper Conran
"special editions" greatest number of - Nsar
and who or what is Vanden Plas anyway? Or was it Van den Plas?
"special editions" greatest number of - henry k
and who or what is Vanden Plas anyway? Or was it
Van den Plas?

>>
See www.vpoc.info/

"Vanden Plas originated in Belgium, although the name derives from the Dutch, and to be grammatically correct should be expressed Van Der Plas."
"special editions" greatest number of - Vansboy
Add to these, Nevada & Euphonic.

Mrs Vansboy has the montana & you do gain over standard spec a bit more than a badge & stick on stripes, you get....

production run of 250 in Racing Green or Pearlescent Garnet (her choice)
air con
cream interior & dead animal seats
wood trrim kit
fog lights
hard top
cd
power windows
alloys
mats

All for a mere £4000 over standard 1.8.

She still added £2500 to this, for
front grille
locking wheel nuts
style bar
windblocker
solid mud flaps

Substantial discounts were negotiated!!

Don't think they ever sell a base model!!

VB
"special editions" greatest number of - madf
I remember the Allegro Equipe. The alloy wheels were built to BL's normal hi standard and were porous so tyres went falt quickly.

How about all BMW SE models?

SE means you get a radio and naff alloy wheels and pay £1,000 for them...I always thought it stood for "stoopid eedyot" for buying one:-)

madf


"special editions" greatest number of - John Shelton
On the Yugo 55A GLS you got a pop riveted bodykit that flexed at speed.....in white. with black speed stripes The "A" stood for American spec, meaning it was built to a higher standard, didnt stop the brakes failing doing 60 over a humpback bridge on the A19.
"special editions" greatest number of - John Shelton
Top "special" must be the Skoda S100"L", the "L" meant you got "cloth" seats made from string and slot in carpets made from hemp (the rope sort........)
"special editions" greatest number of - John Shelton
Cant remember the name of the car but wasnt there a special edition called the "Scala".?

....A car named after a cinema.....
"special editions" greatest number of - BobbyG
Was that the Fiat Strada?
"special editions" greatest number of - Marc
The "Scala" was a limited edition VW Scirocco of 1991 vintage. Had the 1.8i engine, fancy alloys and Helios blue met paint. The colour was really nice until the lacquer separated leaving the car looking as if it had been in a fire at some point.

Second only to VW's Mars red...
"special editions" greatest number of - Blue {P}
Believe it or not, our 1996 316i SE didn't come with a radio, had some damn good speakers, but no radio!

I reckon it was definately worth the extra cash though, but apart from the, er, plain looking alloys, you also got a lot more colour coding and the car just generally looked a lot better, also, ours came with rear head restraints (quite useful now that I'm not 12 anymore and my head will actually reach them in event of an impact). When you're spendning that much already, I would say the £1000 was worth it for what it does for the appearence of the car.

We scored very well with that car though, the dealer made a mistake and ordered Air Con in lieu of the sunroof, that should have been an expensive option, but as we hadn't asked for it, they let us have the air con for free :-)

We still own the car now, so I think it was worth the extra, if you're gonna keep a car for a while you may as well get the best spec that you can, no use compromising! ;-)

Blue
"special editions" greatest number of - BobbyG
I seem to remember a Golf Match? which had a cd player which at the time was a wow!

Also, seem to remember back in the mid 80s when I was still at school, one of my pals got a brand new Polo special edition, I can't remember the name but think it maybe had tennis connections? Seem to remember it was white with white wheeltrims!

Also Peugeot 309 had special editions called Style which had spoiler, sunroof and wheel trims. They then made this the base model the following year!
"special editions" greatest number of - topaktas
>> Also, seem to remember back in the mid 80s when I
was still at school, one of my pals got a brand
new Polo special edition, I can't remember the name but think
it maybe had tennis connections?


Double Fault?
"special editions" greatest number of - BobbyG
Seem to remember there being a Polo special edition called the Boulevard? Not sure where the tennis connections are though!
"special editions" greatest number of - helicopter
There is of course the Polo ' Match ' - Does this mean that every other car tries to strike you?!

The Rover Metro has the Rio and Rio Grande,Manhattan, Tahiti , Tahiti special, Nightfire ,Nightfire Special, Casino , Casino Royale , Quest and Quest plus. Nice names , pity about the cars!
"special editions" greatest number of - SpamCan61 {P}
And not forgetting the Metro 'Kensington' which my in-laws had; appeared to be a poverty spec model with metallic paint & a nice badge.

On the cavalier mk2 front I suppose I ought to mention the 'commander' which I actually owned from new for nearly 10 years. They took a base model & stuck half the GLS bits on it.
naff "special editions" - DavidHM
Maybe it's not such a bad idea that they kept the Bonus so basic... look what you can do to them if you try.

uploader.co.uk/images/blue1.jpg
naff "special editions" - P 2501
Jesus.
naff "special editions" - Ricky T Fence
Anyone remember the Scirocco Storm?
My biggest regret was not buying one, my budget only stretched to the GLS model.
naff "special editions" - helicopter
Renault Clio specials include the

Fidji, Night and Day, Liberté, Oasis, Williams ( definitely not naff), Campus, Baccara, Bebop. Les Routiers, , Champs Elyseé , Paris, Versailles, Zoom , Panache, Biarritz........Yawn ....
Club Med....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.!!
naff "special editions" - patently
Yes, SWMBO had an Oasis. Can you remember what was "special" about it? All I can remember was the naff plastic badge on the side.
naff "special editions" - BobbyG
MTV as well?
naff "special editions" - BogStandard
Lada Samara Springer. Scarlet paint job, full body kit - side skirts, front spoiler, rear wing. The water pump went on the bridge in Burford. The brake fluid emptied out before a Bracknell roundabout. The paint dissappeared from the top of the grille (something to do with the brake fluid). The windscreen washer hoses kept falling off. The front left indicator didn't work, despite changing the bulb. I part-exchanged it for £1200 a year after buying it. Only lost £1800 on it. I count myself lucky. By the way, I wouldn't recommend one.

BogStandard
Seat Ibiza 1.4S
naff "special editions" - borasport20
I hope this isn't some mental aberration or sign of the early onset of Alzheimers, but wasn't there a Mazda (323 (?)) 'Samurai', which was all white, with rear spoilers the size of a refectory table and lurid black japanese script on it ?


just 'cos I know what I'm saying doesn't mean I know what I'm talking about

naff "special editions" - P E
Polo Fox, my mam had one of these from brand new in 1992. It had zero extras, no radio, 4 speed manual, and I think she had to pay extra to get the parcel shelf. Still it was an improvement on the 5 door mini metro city X that she traded in!
naff "special editions" - helicopter
There is no Mazda 323 Samurai special edition listed in Parkers

Suzuki did a Samurai 4 x 4. I hired one in Kefalonia and took it up and over Mt Aenos which is higher than Ben Nevis and quite the best driving off road that I have had in a very long time.

SWMBO was not keen on the crunbling track edges, hairpin bends and 2000ft drops , can't think why.
naff "special editions" - helicopter
For crunbling read crumbling!
naff "special editions" - henry k
Citroen 2CV Brolly or was it Dolly
naff "special editions" - Imagos
i found one an austin allegro equipe!! tinyurl.com/yu8da stunning!!

look at bottom of link.

great website too!