bizarre news.... - John Shelton
Dog Drives Milk Float
Into Pensioner

A PENSIONER is being treated in hospital after he was hit by a milk float driven by a dog.

Merseyside Police said the accident happened after a dog jumped on to the accelerator of the vehicle in Wirral.

It is thought the animal had been travelling in the cab of the milk float at the time.

A spokesman for Merseyside Ambulance Service said: "A 75-year-old man was taken to hospital suffering from a grazed knee following the incident."
bizarre news.... - legacylad
Woz it a gold top Labrador.
Ouch
bizarre news.... - Vin {P}
I hope he milks them for all he can get, and I hope the dog's not feeling too ruff after the prang.

Thank the Lord for news like this; never fails to cheer me up after a day of misery and destruction on the news.

V
bizarre news.... - L'escargot
Thank the Lord for news like this; never fails to cheer
me up .......



No sympathy for the pensioner then?!! The bottom line is that he was knocked down by a milk float.

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L'escargot by name, but not by nature.
bizarre news.... - LongDriver {P}
The PENSIONER was actually the MILKMAN!
bizarre news.... - helicopter
I may be barking up the wrong tree , ... but I say its no good crying over spilt milk....
bizarre news.... - Mondaywoe
Thankfully, there wasn't a single yog hurt........
bizarre news.... - DL
I'll get me coat, I have nothing to add to this!
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