Had exactly the same thing a year or so ago, but in a national speed limit. Took them to court and won. Plod red faced, council highways dept. red faced. Signs now in place and appropriate acts invoked. Court stumped up solicitors expences and some compo too.
Mike
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Can you just picture the scene ? Whitley bay courthouse.
"Ahem" ( places black hanky on head )
Chris Watson, also known as Aldridge Prior you have been found guilty of the most henious of crimes, namely:
Driving a Lada at excessive speed
Modifying a Lada
Owning a Lada
Admitting to own a Lada
Boring the sh*te out of contributors to the Honest john website with your endless tall stories and fantasies relating to amongst other things SNOWCHAINS.
" You will be taken from this courthouse and thrown into the river Tyne where the few remaining fish will feast upon you "
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Your Honour i must object !
There is no factual evidence regarding the first charge, namely driving a lada at excessive speed. If anyone in this courtroom has ever witnessed this being done then i will rest my handbag........i mean case.
Oh, and please remove that silly looking piece of fabric from your honourable head.
I must therefore plead with the jury that the first charge be struck from the list of charges that have been brought against my client.
I also wish to plead insanity on behalf of my client, because if the other charges are proven, then he deserves to be placed in a padded cell.
Oh, and finally...anyone want to buy some second hand snow chains ?
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