Current suspects are;
Mr Woollard (I doubt it - far too polite)
Dai Waithcalokawokskxie (Not sure)
"Mark" - Prime Suspect.
I think until the imposter owns up *all* btinternet contributers should be banned.
Bit like a school detention for the whole class for a rogue fart.
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> "Mark" - Prime Suspect.
I do hope you don't mean me.
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I could tell that it was not you Guy,the spelling of (Gti) was completely wrong!!
True VW enthusiasts would have noticed that straightaway!
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Guy
As a Mark who uses BT Internet I suppose I must be the prime suspect Mark you refer to.
Unfortunately my dear Guy you are wide of the Mark as it were, as at 17.23 I was in the local print shop picking up an order. A timed and dated receipt linked to my CC can be made available if you have any doubt.
Shame really as it was quite a good gag and I just wish I had thought first.
However as a fellow VW fan you a quite a long way down my list of those I wish to destroy.
keep looking
Mark
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Not me !........ LPG holds a little interest only. I checked the E mail it matches Guy's but I suppose tis easily altered.
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PS I was having my tea (lightly cooked lemon sole) at 18.23hrs, with Mrs W.
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Does mr. wollard know about that?
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.....Current suspects are; Mr Woollard (I doubt it - far too polite)..........
Quite happy to be on the suspect list Guy and also happy that you know it wouldn't be my way of doing things.
One thing I have slight reservations about with forums is the level of honesty required by contributors about identity. No offence to you guys who don't give any/correct e-mail addresses/names but it does allow opinion without responsibility.
One of the forums I use has suffered so much trouble with this issue now you need a password e-mailed back before you can use the site so at least some attempt is made to weed out troublemakers.
Having said that there are almost none of these clients here so it is obviously quite self-regulating.
Would have needed a laptop on the tractor anyway. Flat out haymaking for the past four days, 8am-8pm, with very little chance to post. Bit of traffic regulation thrown in as well when the equipment needs moving betwen fields.
Things look different from the high seating position at 18mph with more time to think on the road. Have passed a parked Chrysler PT Cruiser at least 20 times over this period and, despite my previous endorsement of their shape, am liking it less and less. This one is black and it is the "hearse-like" back view that troubles.
Well thats my news!
David
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David Woollard wrote:
> One thing I have slight reservations about with forums is the
> level of honesty required by contributors about identity. No
> offence to you guys who don't give any/correct e-mail
> addresses/names but it does allow opinion without
> responsibility.
The reason I don't give my e-mail address is because of the risk of being put on mailing lists and being spammed. I use this PC for my business, and the risk of viruses and clogged mailboxes is too great - it's happened before, and I'm trying not to get caught again. No deception intended.
Chris
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">Have passed a parked Chrysler PT Cruiser at least 20 times over this period and, despite my previous endorsement of their shape, am liking it less and less. This one is black and it is the "hearse-like" back view that troubles.<"
So who's watching you David? Could it be someone in the PT cruiser? Do you recognise the number plates? Is there a platoon of US marines lurking in the adjacent ditch waiting for you to make just one wrong move with the International? I suggest the next time you encounter this bruiser of a cruiser whilst regulating in your tractor/muck spreader combo (so much more interesting than baling, I think you will agree) you may wish to consider that attack is the best form of defence (or is it defense?).
I am sure that the US marines are renowned for "taking no sh*t, but when their surveillance vehicle is submerged under several tons (or is it tonnes?) of best Friesian by-product, I am convinced they will consider their cover is well and truly blown.
Not wishing to worry you or even suggest that you should "take-out" the PT with a muck spreader in any way. Just a thought. (If any spooks are watching this website I'm sure that DW's subsequent actions cannot in any way be linked to me, and if you want to find me I reside in the Rofferhive area),
Hur,hur
M
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Micky,
You could be onto something here, the dam Cruiser was there parked in the road on the way home from 13 hours in the saddle (well on the tractor seat anyway). And it was there when I left this morning. The windows are blacked out so there could be anyone in it.
Not you Micky, on tractor watch?
David
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">Not you Micky, on tractor watch?<"
No David, you are not thinking logically (paranoia must be setting in). Obviously, I only watch you from my dessieall transit (in white); in fact if you look out of your front room window now you might see me (or is it the spooks that are watching you? No, of course not, they are watching you through your back window).
I am sure HJ could not possibly have cracked under questioning and given the C*A your home address for ongoing investigation in the name of the free world (oops, nearly gave the game away there).
So nothing to worry about then, except the PT; just don't forget the muck spreader tomorrow. Muckspreader and Rofferhive Tunnel, now there's a novel thought, the tunnel stinks of fumes anyway but the addition of a few tons of nature's finest product should make an interesting contrast,
Hur,hur
M
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Micky could be right
the PT Cruiser would make quite a good car for spooks, plenty of room for kidnapped DW, space for 3 burly agents plus poor unfortunate, even some room left over for spying equipment.
I can understand spook interest however misguided in websites, but Mr Citroen, no somethings missing I can't link it.
as ever
Mark
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At the risk of lowering the tone, David, is the PT bouncing up and down?
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It may just look like that from the bouncy tractor seat.
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Yes just me bouncing up and down, Cruiser still. Something very odd about an all black car with black windows watching you as you go about honest daily toil.
Was there a film about a weird car, Christine or something??
David
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Do you think the PT might have a decomposing stiff in it - perhaps the owner grew to hate it as well.
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Yes David, I think you are right to be worried. I am sure that the occupants of the PT have no intention of harming you; they will merely report your activities back to the men in smart suits who will no doubt visit your premises (and may even have already searched your dwelling whilst you are baling). The searchers will look for signs of non-conformity, so owning several Lemons in various stages of decomposition may be of interest to the investigators.
Is the Lemon Car Club regarded as a subversive organisation with ties to revolutionary designers in mainland Europe? We all know how the French distrust the good old US of A (can't think why?). I think we should be told!
Remember, the contents of a muck spreader may well bring the matter to a quick and successful conclusion. Perhaps if you were to alert the local press about your concerns? I am convinced the press will support your crusade against the watchers in the PT, although I wouldn't wish to suggest any course of action to you that you may later regret. What was the name of your local paper? I wouldn't want to miss a good story, oops sorry I mean I wouldn't want to miss an epic account of one man's struggle against the forces of oppression who watch hay making from the (relative) safety of a PT. Should make a good film, you could even merchandise the contents of the muck spreader,
Hur,hur
M
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.......you could even merchandise the contents of the muck spreader.........
I'm sure if I can sell dead grass for £75/ton anything is possible.
David
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As earily as it appeared the Cruiser has left, no doubt all anti-tractor data collected and removed to a safe place for examination.
Parking place now occupied by a G-reg Escort, much less threatening!
David
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